UnlovelyFrankenstein

June 23, 1989.

By all rights, Blacula should have had a comic book series. Marvel would have had him crossing paths with the likes of Spider-Man, Luke Cage, Howard the Duck and, of course, Dracula. DC probably would have kept him to his own world, but might have hired the likes of Michael Kaluta or Jeff Jones to illustrate it. But that didn't happen, so I took the initiative. RIP Prince Mamuwalde.

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

What play thing can you offer me today?

It's almost primordial. Inert nitrogen, a high concentration of carbon dioxide crystals, methane ...

STAY ON BRAND AT ALL COSTS.

An 1888 newspaper headline concerning the Jack the Ripper murders.

An 1888 newspaper headline concerning the Jack the Ripper murders.

Join the Marvelous Monster Marching Society today!

The Bodice Tipplers logo. That's it. That's the whole shirt.

No matter where you go, there you are.

The kids are putting eight million quarters A WEEK into Paranoids machines. I don't see a dime except what I squeeze out of here.

This is the grayscale version. A color version titled Midsommar: Fire is also available.

This is the color version, with fire. Look for the black and white version, titled Midsommar: Ashes.

Herbert West did nothing wrong.

You know what this is.

They walk the streets at night, they go where werewolves dare.

In 1988, the crime rate in the United States rises four hundred percent. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along the New Jersey shoreline, across the Harlem river, and down along the Brooklyn shoreline. It completely surrounds Manhattan Island. The United States Police Force, like an army, is encamped around the island. There are no guards inside the prison: only prisoners and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple. Once you go in, you don't come out.

You can’t eat just one. Good to the last drop. And so on.

Get in the capsule, baby! We are blasting off!  

Tragic anti-hero or total creep? It depends on the episode!

Because dinosaurs can make ANY movie better.

You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations.

With apologies to Marcelo Monreal, Florence Pugh, Ari Aster and a bunch of other people.

He's making a list He's checking it twice Gonna find out who's naughty and nice

In certain circles, the name Philip LeMarchand became known as the "architect of the damned." He was a French architect, artisan and designer who is posthumously credited as possibly one of the most prolific, if undiscovered, mass murderers in the history of the modern world.

In certain circles, the name Philip LeMarchand became known as the "architect of the damned." He was a French architect, artisan and designer who is posthumously credited as possibly one of the most prolific, if undiscovered, mass murderers in the history of the modern world.

With a battle cry go forth, which is "Give the people what they want." And what the people want is Gene f*kn Wilder.

Unspeakably merry.

The atom-age madmen of the movies now in his own magazine!

A collage of classic video tape art, some of which only exists in my imagination.

Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here.

Now available on the Atari 2600. Long live the new flesh.