Cramped Conditions

Description: Stressful…: You look stressed. Want a back massage? Oh! You should get this mole checked out! It looks sketchy! Eww! Let me pluck this random gross hair! Eck! Uh oh. Found a pimple that needs popping! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Stressful…: You look stressed. Want a back massage? Oh! You should get this mole checked out! It looks sketchy! Eww! Let me pluck this random gross hair! Eck! Uh oh. Found a pimple that needs popping! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: YMCA: You look like my dad! Is your mom hot? Yeah. If she puts you up for adoption, tell her to give me a call. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: YMCA: You look like my dad! Is your mom hot? Yeah. If she puts you up for adoption, tell her to give me a call. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Pit Bathroom: That was the worst bathroom yet! It can’t be that bad. I will pray you $100 to touch the floor. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I guess I saved my $1000 and Jules saved her self respect. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Pit Bathroom: That was the worst bathroom yet! It can’t be that bad. I will pray you $100 to touch the floor. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I guess I saved my $1000 and Jules saved her self respect. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Travel: I love this country! It’s so beautiful! Be right back. O.K. I saw enough. Let’s go home. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Travel: I love this country! It’s so beautiful! Be right back. O.K. I saw enough. Let’s go home. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Early bird vs. night owl: You want to wake up? You want to live? Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Early bird vs. night owl: You want to wake up? You want to live? Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Relationship memories: Let’s share favorite relationship memories. Me first! The time you fixed my bike. The time you clogged the toilet and ten left without telling me. WHAT?… HELLO!!! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Relationship memories: Let’s share favorite relationship memories. Me first! The time you fixed my bike. The time you clogged the toilet and ten left without telling me. WHAT?… HELLO!!! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Screen door: Finally, a screen door! Guess weaned to wear cloths now… Maybe we don’t need one after all. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Screen door: Finally, a screen door! Guess weaned to wear cloths now… Maybe we don’t need one after all. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Friendships: …and that’s why I’m a better friend than you! A good friend wouldn’t forget our friendaversary! We have a friendaversary? So I made up a random date for a friendaversary I have to remember now. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Friendships: …and that’s why I’m a better friend than you! A good friend wouldn’t forget our friendaversary! We have a friendaversary? So I made up a random date for a friendaversary I have to remember now. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Skincare: …then finally rub this on. And you want me to do this twice a day? Yes! Then you’ll have nice wrinkle-free skin when I leave you. You’re the cause of my wrinkles!!! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Skincare: …then finally rub this on. And you want me to do this twice a day? Yes! Then you’ll have nice wrinkle-free skin when I leave you. You’re the cause of my wrinkles!!! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Alone: *Click* Ahhh! Just move a little! Huh? The lights have motion sensors. What? Anyway, I just gave up and came home. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Alone: *Click* Ahhh! Just move a little! Huh? The lights have motion sensors. What? Anyway, I just gave up and came home. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Australians: Look at then size of that child’s whipper snipper! Excuse me? It’s that thing with a blade that cuts grass! A weed whacker? Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Australians: Look at then size of that child’s whipper snipper! Excuse me? It’s that thing with a blade that cuts grass! A weed whacker? Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Exfoliating: Try this exfoliating mitt. OK. *Scrub, scrub, scrub!!!* Did it work? Ewwwwwwwwwww!!! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Exfoliating: Try this exfoliating mitt. OK. *Scrub, scrub, scrub!!!* Did it work? Ewwwwwwwwwww!!! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Priorities: Bye, guys. Do you think Krista died? Or maybe she got a life? Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Priorities: Bye, guys. Do you think Krista died? Or maybe she got a life? Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Clogged: Ahhh. The dishwasher is overflowing. I’ll take a look. How is there so much air in the drain? Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Clogged: Ahhh. The dishwasher is overflowing. I’ll take a look. How is there so much air in the drain? Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Butt hair: Ack! You have a long butt hair! Ahh! It’s coming out of your butt! Gahhh, what are you doing? I’be been inside you. I feel so violated. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Butt hair: Ack! You have a long butt hair! Ahh! It’s coming out of your butt! Gahhh, what are you doing? I’be been inside you. I feel so violated. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Chip: So, yeah, just like I told them. Do I get credit, though? No! Passed over once again! What’s that supposed to mean? Now we both have a chip on our shoulder. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Chip: So, yeah, just like I told them. Do I get credit, though? No! Passed over once again! What’s that supposed to mean? Now we both have a chip on our shoulder. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Nice jugs: I did not know the pottery studio was right next to a strip club. Oh, crazy. I never noticed. No wonder you are so good at throwing jugs. Big and small, I throw them all. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Nice jugs: I did not know the pottery studio was right next to a strip club. Oh, crazy. I never noticed. No wonder you are so good at throwing jugs. Big and small, I throw them all. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Hemorrhoid: Hellllooooo! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m not sure, but I think it’s a hemorrhoid… and it winked at me! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Description: Hemorrhoid: Hellllooooo! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m not sure, but I think it’s a hemorrhoid… and it winked at me! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com