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True Crime Obsessed and Horror Movie aficionado. Solve a mystery - you're basically a detective, right?
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It Depends. Ultimate Lawyer Gift Hat
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Description: The correct answer to every legal question. Perfect inside-joke gift for law students surviving 1L finals, attorneys, bar exam preppers, and paralegals.

Tags: attorney, better call saul, criminal justice, defense attorney, law school humor

It Depends. Ultimate Lawyer Gift Hat

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Allegedly - Funny Legal Defense Attorney Gift Hat
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Description: Allegedly. The ultimate legal disclaimer. Gift for defense attorneys, paralegals, law students, and true crime enthusiasts. Bold, clean typography printed on a rich, classic tee.

Tags: allegedly, attorney gift, criminal justice, funny lawyer, law school
Don't Push Me Hat
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Description: Don't Push Me Cause I'm Close to the Edge

Tags: 1980s, aging, funny meme, getting old, hiphop

Don't Push Me Hat

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Noir Hat
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Description: Original artwork by DLGreenfield

Tags: 1940s, black and white, film noir, retro, vintage

Noir Hat

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Stop Removing Your Buccal Fat Hat
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Description: Your buccal fat loves you. Let it stay in your face or one day you're really going to want it back

Tags: beauty, bleph, botched, botox, buccal fat

Stop Removing Your Buccal Fat Hat

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The Amityville Horror House Hat
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Description: The Amityville Horror house is located on the south shore of Long Island, New York. On November 13, 1974, Ronald DeFeo Jr. shot and killed six members of his family at 112 Ocean Avenue, a large Dutch Colonial house situated in the suburban neighborhood of Amityville. He was convicted of second-degree murder in November 1975 and sentenced to six sentences of 25 years to life in prison. DeFeo would die in custody in March 2021. In December 1975, George and Kathy Lutz and their three children moved into the house. After 28 days, the Lutzes fled the house, claiming to have been terrorized by paranormal phenomena while living there.

Tags: amityville horror, halloween, horror story, paranormal, ronald defeo

The Amityville Horror House Hat

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Funny Horse Quotes Hat
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Description: Horse goes....

Tags: funny animals, funny horse, horse, neigh, neighing

Funny Horse Quotes Hat

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The Seven Deadly Sins - Lust Greed Wrath Pride Hat
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Description: SE7EN - the seven deadly sins. What's in the box?

Tags: cult movies, envy, greed, horror, lust
John Wayne Gacy Hat
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Description: Gacy. Pogo the Clown. American serial killer, John Wayne Gacy. Convicted of 33 murders (at the time the largest number of murders charged to one individual in the United States), Gacy was sentenced to death on March 13, 1980 for 12 of those murders.

Tags: horror, humor, john gacy, muder, ted bundy

John Wayne Gacy Hat

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Flow Hat
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Description: Flow, in the groove, in the moment, vibing.

Tags: artist, creative, inspirational, motivation, passion

Flow Hat

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The Birds Hat
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Description: The Birds of the Internet age. Watch out.

Tags: halloween, hitchcock, scary, the birds, alfred hitchcock

The Birds Hat

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The Dating Game Serial Killer Hat
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Description: The Dating Game Serial Killer Rodney James Alcala was once a contestant on the show, "The Dating Game," where he won a date with another contestant. However, the date never happened because the woman found him to be too creepy. He was sentenced to death in California for five murders committed in that state between 1977 and 1979, and received an additional sentence of 25 years to life after pleading guilty to two homicides committed in New York in 1971 and 1977. His true victim count remains unknown.

Tags: horror, rodney alcala, true crime, halloween, murder

The Dating Game Serial Killer Hat

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True Crime Podcast Hat
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Description: I need a podcast fix. True Crime on the rocks. Investing neat.

Tags: obsessed, podcast lover, podcasting, serial killer, true crime

True Crime Podcast Hat

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Cute Dog Quotes Hat
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Description: I am a dog wearing glasses. I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

Tags: dog wearing glasses, glasses, humor, insulting, rude

Cute Dog Quotes Hat

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Evil Satan Quote Hat
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Description: Satan is happy with your progress. Congratulations.

Tags: devil, horror lover, running with the devil, satan, satanic

Evil Satan Quote Hat

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