CthulhuForAmerica

Cthulhu wants to End the World until the American aegis. But what if we spurn his magnanimous offer and persist in electing the insulting Lesser Evil? What if Cthulhu abandons his patronage of America and instead has intent to become the Eternal President of China?

Knock on doors with signature style with this chic minimalist design by internationally acclaimed artist Liviana Sagese on a classic ringer t-shirt. Sometimes the best things can be so simple, like Cthulhu's universal policy of human obliteration — or this rendering of our Dread Lord in minimalist style. Knock on doors with signature style with this chic design by internationally acclaimed artist Liviana Sagese.

My support for Cthulhu is grounded on our long-standing shared belief in insanity as the great equalizer. I am proud to share this t-shirt as a champion for mental health, for the progress we we will make when Cthulhu rises from the depths to drive us all to madness. -Rose Pickman

Display your Cultist Pride. You are an All Star Cultist in Cthulhu's many eyes. Millions of cultists and thousands of years have brought us to this momentous point in time. Display your Cultist Pride! You are an All Star Cultist in Cthulhu's many eyes.

Donald Trump-thulhu is a lesser evil for lesser men. Don't be fooled! The White House Windbag doesn't even come close to the evil majesty of Cthulhu. Mired in petty narcissism, Donald Trump is a lesser evil for lesser men. Don't be fooled! Vote for the Best Evil in 2020 — Cthulhu!

Be the master of time and space as long as you write your name in the Book of Azathoth and do as Keziah Mason commands: Vote Cthulhu!

Perfect for Students and Alumni of this prestigious university. (Or for any fan of the writings of HP Lovecraft, Cthulhu, Yog Sothoth, Nyarlathotep, the Shadow Over Innsmouth, At the Mountains of Madness, The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath, Arkham Horror, and Call of Cthulhu RPG)

Only the truly devoted cultists have Cthulhu’s tentacles wrapped firmly around their heart. It isn’t love, but it’s close enough.

Cthulhu can't be bought, but it's all too easy to manipulate the political system in His favor using cold, hard cash. Flaunt your ability to buy political favors using your Freedom of $peech with this exclusive Rite to Arise SuperPAC Tee Shirt.

Get on board Cthulhu 2020 with President Cthulhu! Finally a candidate for the White House that is competent! Vote for your eldritch doom.

Join the ranks of the truly equal with this deep thought t-shirt.

We march ever forward toward the day when humanity will finally accept they are nothing but meat for the grinder. But until that time, we suffer under the ignorance of those who believe salvation comes not from utter destruction, but the weakness of the lesser evil.

“Why choose the lesser evil anyway, when the greater evil is usually higher quality and will last longer before it breaks?” ― Scott Perkins Why vote for the lesser evil in the 2020 presidential election? Cthulhu offers the Best Evil and can perform the prime apocalypse that humanity deserves.