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A mish-mash of utterly random T-shirt and product designs.

Mugs

Paganini - Live in Concert 1813 Mug
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Description: Vintage merch straight off the 1813 Teatro alla Scala performance in Milan, Italy!

Tags: classical, composer, deal with the devil, milan, milano

Paganini - Live in Concert 1813 Mug

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Mozart - Live in Concert 1762 Mug

Description: Vintage merch straight off the 1762 European Tour!

Tags: classical, composer, mozart, orchestra

Mozart - Live in Concert 1762 Mug

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Y2K Survivor Mug
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Description: Congratulations on surviving the end of the world! Or...the almost end of the world. Or the almost-but-not-quite end of the world. You know what I mean.

Tags: 2000s, apocalypse, great reset, new world order, prepper

Y2K Survivor Mug

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Pandas - Emotional Support Animal Mug
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Description: When you just gotta have one of these curious critters to get you through the day.

Tags: bear, bears, emotional support animal, panda bear, panda lover

Pandas - Emotional Support Animal Mug

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Otter - Emotional Support Animal Mug
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Description: When you just gotta have one of these curious critters to get you through the day.

Tags: cute otter, emotional support animal, otter lover, river otter, sea otter

Otter - Emotional Support Animal Mug

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Capybaras Are My Emotional Support Animal Mug
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Description: When you just gotta have one of these curious critters to get you through the day.

Tags: capybara gift, capybara lover, emotional support animal, funny capybara, south america

Capybaras Are My Emotional Support Animal Mug

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Meerkat - Emotional Support Animal Mug
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Description: When you just gotta have one of these curious critters to get you through the day.

Tags: africa, emotional support animal, meerkat, meerkat lover, safari

Meerkat - Emotional Support Animal Mug

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I Talked About Bruno Mug
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Description: Even though you're NOT supposed to.

Tags: bruno, encanto movie, lin manuel miranda, madrigal, mirabel

I Talked About Bruno Mug

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Filmmaking Legend - Fincher Mug
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Description: The king of dark films.

Tags: cinematography, director gift, fight club, film director, filmmaker

Filmmaking Legend - Fincher Mug

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Bermuda Triangle Tourist Mug
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Description: No visit to the Bermuda Triangle is complete without a souvenir for the dark tourist.

Tags: bermuda tourist, bermuda triangle merch, dark tourist, mysterious, retro

Bermuda Triangle Tourist Mug

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Chernobyl Tourist Mug
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Description: For the dark tourist.

Tags: fallout, meltdown, nuclear, retro, souvenir apparel

Chernobyl Tourist Mug

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Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum Tourist Mug
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Description: For the dark tourist.

Tags: dark tourist, ghosts, haunted, haunted house, insane

Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum Tourist Mug

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Chess Club Mug
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Description: You do NOT talk about Chess Club!

Tags: chess club, chess design, chess designs, chess funny, chess lover

Chess Club Mug

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No More Rhymes Mug
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Description: Fezzik has a gift for rhyme...and peanuts!

Tags: as you wish, dread pirate roberts, fezzik, inconceivable, inigo montoya

No More Rhymes Mug

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80s Kids Mug
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Description: If you lived through it then you know it was one of the most memorable decades for cinema.

Tags: 1980s, 1980s films, 80s films, 80s kid, back to the future

80s Kids Mug

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Morons Mug
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Description: All would fail in the Battle of Wits!

Tags: aristotle, as you wish, dread pirate roberts, fezzik, inconceivable

Morons Mug

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R.O.U.S. Exterminators Mug
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Description: Problem with ROUSes? Contact the Fire Swamp specialists! Dispatch couriers to learn more.

Tags: as you wish, dread pirate roberts, fire swamp, florin, guilder

R.O.U.S. Exterminators Mug

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D.K.E. Mug

Description: Won't you help stop the spread?

Tags: contagious, dunning kruger, humor, sarcasm, stupid people

D.K.E. Mug

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6 Guesses Mug
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Description: Can YOU name this iconic film?

Tags: as you wish, dread pirate roberts, fezzik, fire swamp, inconceivable

6 Guesses Mug

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No Shirt. No Shoes. No Dice. Mug

Description: Learn it. Know it. Live it.

Tags: 80s movies, brad, fast times, fast times at ridgemont high quote, jeff spicoli

No Shirt. No Shoes. No Dice. Mug

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Ni! Mug
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Description: Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

Tags: eric idle, graham chapman, john cleese, knights who say ni, michael palin

Ni! Mug

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Groom Lake Tourist Mug
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Description: For the dark tourist.

Tags: alien, area 51 ufo, dark tourist, groom lake, nevada

Groom Lake Tourist Mug

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Answer Me These Questions Three Mug
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Description: Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Tags: air speed velocity of unladen swallow, eric idle, graham chapman, john cleese, king arthur

Answer Me These Questions Three Mug

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None Shall Pass Mug
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Description: Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

Tags: black knight, eric idle, graham chapman, john cleese, michael palin

None Shall Pass Mug

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Dyatlov Pass Tourist Mug
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Description: A minimalist design of the Dyatlov Pass for the dark tourist.

Tags: conspiracy lover, conspiracy theory, cryptozoology, dark tourist, russia

Dyatlov Pass Tourist Mug

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As You Wish Mug
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Description: Love it up, Buttercup!

Tags: as you wish, dread pirate roberts, florin, fred savage, inconceivable

As You Wish Mug

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Filmmaking Legend - Scorsese Mug
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Description: One of the all-time greats and still going strong.

Tags: cape fear, casino, cinematography, director gift, film director

Filmmaking Legend - Scorsese Mug

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Nostalgic Toys - Robots Mug
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Description: Your Rock 'Em Sock 'Ems miss you.

Tags: 1980s, 70s toys, 80s nostalgia, 80s toys, childhood

Nostalgic Toys - Robots Mug

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Vizzini's Complete List of Classic Blunders Mug
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Description: The most exhaustive and comprehensive list ever assembled!

Tags: as you wish, dread pirate roberts, fezzik, humperdinck, inconceivable

Vizzini's Complete List of Classic Blunders Mug

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To Blave Mug
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Description: The noblest of causes.

Tags: as you wish, dread pirate roberts, fezzik, fire swamp, inconceivable

To Blave Mug

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Nostalgic Toys - Viewer Mug
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Description: Your View-Master misses you.

Tags: 1980s, 70s toys, 80s nostalgia, 80s toys, nostalgia

Nostalgic Toys - Viewer Mug

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Nostalgic Toys - Lonely Computer Mug
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Description: Your Speak & Spell misses you.

Tags: 1980s, 80s childhood, 80s kid, 80s kids, 80s nostalgia

Nostalgic Toys - Lonely Computer Mug

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Merrin & Karras Exorcism Services Mug
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Description: When a loved one is possessed by a demon be sure to give these seasoned pros a call!

Tags: demon, devil, evil, exorcism, exorcist

Merrin & Karras Exorcism Services Mug

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Your Mother Was A Hamster...! Mug

Description: The greatest of taunts for all pig-dogs.

Tags: black knight, elderberries, eric idle, graham chapman, holy grail

Your Mother Was A Hamster...! Mug

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Surfer Bucket List Mug
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Description: The big wave surfer's dream list.

Tags: banzai pipeline, beach, big wave surfer, hawaii, mavericks

Surfer Bucket List Mug

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Explore! Mug
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Description: Another addition to my Dark Tourist line. Don't know about this place? Look it up!

Tags: aliens, ancient aliens, paranormal, souvenir, strange places

Explore! Mug

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