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Greetings, traveler. Might I interest you in these wares? I make nerdy fantasy digital content.
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Rise High and Lift Others Card
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Description: A motivational and witchy celestial design with a message of supporting your community and being kind.

Tags: ambition, be kind, compassion, hope, kind

Rise High and Lift Others Card

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My Head Hurts Card
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Description: For the migraine girlies. You're valid. I love you.

Tags: awareness, chronic illness, chronic pain, cute, funny

My Head Hurts Card

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My Tummy Hurts Rainbow Card

Description: for the girlies who have ibs. ILY

Tags: awareness, chronic illness, chronic pain, funny, ibs

My Tummy Hurts Rainbow Card

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Probably a little overstimulated Card
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Description: for the folks who get easily overwhelmed by many things

Tags: anxiety, autism, autistic, cat, cat meme

Probably a little overstimulated Card

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Professional Yapper Card
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Description: For the folks who are fluent in yapanese.

Tags: certified yapper, funny gag, funny meme, ironic, meme

Professional Yapper Card

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One Man's Blunt Rotation Card
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Description: Nightmare vs Dream Blunt Rotation is subjective

Tags: 420, 420 weed, blaze, blunt rotation, dream

One Man's Blunt Rotation Card

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Cthulhu Wouldn't Treat Me Like This Card
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Description: Gotta love a squid guy.

Tags: call of cthulhu, cthulu, funny, goth, halloween

Cthulhu Wouldn't Treat Me Like This Card

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Dracula Wouldn't Treat Me Like This Card
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Description: For the girlies who aren't immune to the neck kiss

Tags: dark, draculacore, goth, gothic, halloween

Dracula Wouldn't Treat Me Like This Card

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Mothman Wouldn't Treat Me Like This Card
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Description: For all you girlies who love that caked-up statue

Tags: babygirl, butterflies, butterfly, creature, cryptid

Mothman Wouldn't Treat Me Like This Card

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Certified in Rabble-Rousing Card
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Description: For People Who Love Riling Others Up.

Tags: adorable, being problem, certificate, certification, certified

Certified in Rabble-Rousing Card

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Have the Day You Deserve Gothic Print Card
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Description: Just a lovely little skeleton on a grave filled with a motivational message.

Tags: cemetery, dead, deserve, goth, grave
I need to be put down, honestly Card
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Description: funky little guy who needs to be put down.

Tags: bizarre, cat, cursed, funny, funny gift

I need to be put down, honestly Card

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I'm in my feral era Card
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Description: featuring a silly little feral lizard man baring his teeth. Look at him! Isn't he great? I think so.

Tags: animal, cute, feral girl, feral girl summer, feral girl summer design

I'm in my feral era Card

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I'm in my villain era Card
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Description: For days you crave being nasty and no good. You're valid, ILY.

Tags: bad, bad boi, being bad, demon, devil

I'm in my villain era Card

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Apes Together Strong Card

Description: Inspired by the meme and the joy of HODL-ing since day one. Diamond hands, my dudes.

Tags: animal, ape, apes, chimpanzee, gamestonk

Apes Together Strong Card

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The horrors persist, but so do i Card

Description: just a sad little pathetic frog who's doing his best

Tags: amphibian, animal, beast, creature, frog

The horrors persist, but so do i Card

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This Raccoon is Just a Little Guy Card
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Description: Be nice to raccoons! Give them your dinner! Bring them into your home! Love them!

Tags: creature, cute animals, cute critters, cute raccoon, cutie

This Raccoon is Just a Little Guy Card

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Crows Remember Faces. Card
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Description: A friendly reminder to nice to your local corvids

Tags: animal, bird, bird dad, bird mom, birds

Crows Remember Faces. Card

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The Horrors Persist But So Do I Frog Card
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Description: A Frog with an expression of horror, yet persistance

Tags: amphibian, animal, beast, but so do i, creature

The Horrors Persist But So Do I Frog Card

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Bro Thinks He's Dracula Card
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Description: Inspired by the silly meme and playing far too much Curse of Strahd

Tags: animal, creature, fantasy, funny, goofy

Bro Thinks He's Dracula Card

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Haunt Me When You're Gone Card
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Description: A romantic shirt for the goths and other spooky content enjoyers.

Tags: boo, cute, ghosts, goth, gothic

Haunt Me When You're Gone Card

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I Love the Police and Never Do Crimes (Sarcastic) Card
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Description: I can't guarantee that this shirt will prevent you from being arrested. But, who knows? It might help.

Tags: 1312, black lives matter, blm, cop, cops
Tummy Ache Survivor Card
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Description: For When Your Tummy Hurts, But You're Being Really Brave About It

Tags: brave, chronic illness, chronic pain, funny, ibs

Tummy Ache Survivor Card

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Survive Out of Spite Card
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Description: A lil' inspiration for days when you would rather be bed rotting

Tags: funny, i can do all things, inspirational, motivation, motivational

Survive Out of Spite Card

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Thrive Out of Spite Card
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Description: A floral design with a motivational message

Tags: inspiration, inspirational, inspirational quote, motivation, motivational

Thrive Out of Spite Card

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I Am Totally Not Having an Anxiety Attack Card
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Description: For the folks who are anxious 24/7. Same, my dudes, same.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxiety, depression, funny
I Love Being a Problem Card
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Description: A girly pop design for folks who love being dramatic and causing problems on purpose

Tags: cause problems, cute, difficult, drama, drama queen

I Love Being a Problem Card

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Diagram of Mitosis Card
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Description: I just think that cell division is neat

Tags: bio teacher, biology, cell, cell biology, cell division

Diagram of Mitosis Card

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Interior Diagram of a Flower Card
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Description: Purple flower interior showcasing the ovum and stamen and such :)

Tags: botanical, botany, diagram, floral, flower

Interior Diagram of a Flower Card

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I'm one of the top 10 most normal people. Card
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Description: Wear this on days that you're feeling super regular and not strange at all

Tags: bizarre, cursed, cursed content, non playable character, nonplayable character
Run. Ominous Warning Text for Weirdos Card
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Description: Wear this shirt if you're in the mood to give off bizarre and threatening auras.

Tags: bodybuilding, cursed, exercise, fitness, funny
I Love Crime Black and Pink Graphic Card
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Description: For the rebels and folks who love having a silly little time.

Tags: commit crimes, crimes, criminal, cursed, cursed content

I Love Crime Black and Pink Graphic Card

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Icewind Dale Goat Ball Goliath Sport Parody Shirt Card
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Description: Inspired by actual sports! A nerdy D&D design for folks that love the Frozenfar

Tags: d and d, d20, dice, dnd, dungeon master
It's a Bed Rot Kind of Day Card
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Description: It's just one of those days, when you don't want to get up.

Tags: depression, eepy, funny, laying down, lazy

It's a Bed Rot Kind of Day Card

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You Aren't Immune to Propaganda Card
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Description: It sure is an election year. Wear this as a friendly reminder to your friends and folks this year.

Tags: democrat, election, history, joe biden, political

You Aren't Immune to Propaganda Card

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YIPPEE BUG Card
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Description: A simple design inspired by my absolute favorite lethal company and mod.

Tags: bug, company, creature, cute bug, cute insect

YIPPEE BUG Card

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