Cyndihud

Description: In my defense I was left unsupervised

Description: I'm a multitasker I can listen ignore & forget all at the time

Description: I Don't Know Where You Got The Audacity But You Need To Put It Back

Description: I am awake please respect my privacy

Description: Homeschool Is Cool

Description: Gaslight Me I Was Raised By A Narcissistic Mother With A Victim Complex

Description: I Bleach My Stink Wrinkle

Description: do it lady

Description: Biggest slut at the public library

Description: Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive Or Blonde

Description: Be The Reason HR Updates Their Training

Description: Boyfriend Beater

Description: This Piggy Won't Be Quiet

Description: Protest and Resist

Description: It's Ok I'm on 500mg of Fukitol Funny Sarcastic

Description: I Don't Want Canada Or Greenland. I Want Public Radio, Social Security, And Libraries.

Description: Just be honest with me or stay away from me. it's not that difficult.

Description: Class of 2027

Description: 0-liberal

Description: There’s a Peptide for That

Description: My Wife Isn't Fragile Like a Flower She Is Fragile Like a Bomb

Description: Lake-Ontario

Description: Anti Fascism Anti Racism Anti Hate Anti Lies

Description: My-Therapist-gave-up

Description: My Wife Is My Favorite Problem

Description: Read books walk dogs fight fascists

Description: My Dog Also Tilts His Head Like That

Description: Woke Up Handsome Again

Description: I Like Sneakers 90's Rb And Maybe 3 People

Description: Easily Distracted By Baseball Cards Sports Card

Description: Does This Shirt Make Me Look Professionally Developed

Description: You Can't Tell Me What to Do You're Not My Dog Funny

Description: Professional Log Splitter

Description: My Yeast Infection Looks Like Cottage Cheese And Smell Like Canned Tuna

Description: Undiagnosed-but-something-aint-right

Description: Re-tired , retirement humor, funny quote