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Cynic101 is the artistic outlet for a small group of inspired designers, who love to share their passion of niche designs with people everywhere.

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Beer-Volution Shorts

Description: brb, be right back, beer, wine, bar, drink, night out, pee, piss, bathroom, toilet

Tags: drinking, alcohol, origin of species, darwin, beer

Beer-Volution Shorts

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B.R.B. - Beer Right Back Shorts
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Description: You're are your max capacity. Time to excuse yourself and do what must be done. No point being discrete about it. Great design for a night out with your peeps.

Tags: wine, bar, drink, night out, brb

B.R.B. - Beer Right Back Shorts

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I'm A Mechanic. Step Aside. Shorts
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Description: Something got broken. Who's gonna save the day? Not that guy... You the man! But we must get the simpletons to clear the way. Go get'em...

Tags: engineer, expert, fix, im a, mechanical

I'm A Mechanic. Step Aside. Shorts

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Household Chores Shorts
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Description: It's the 3rd weekend in a row that you're delaying it. No one is going to do it for you, and your significant other is all over your case. And you still can't pick yourself up. Use this original design - it'll will be the uniform you need to get the job done!

Tags: chore, coach potato, house, lazy, men at work

Household Chores Shorts

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Bones in Motion Shorts
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Description: You're hiking. You're jogging. You're touring the world. But you're growing tired. Soon enough, you're just a pile of bones moving along...

Tags: bones, climb, climbing, hike, hiking

Bones in Motion Shorts

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I Speak STEMish. Shorts
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Description: You know it. You speak it. STEM is your 2nd language - or even more likely - your 1st language. Let everybody know how they need to communicate with you - if they want your attention :)

Tags: computer, doctor, electronics, engineer, engineering

I Speak STEMish. Shorts

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Achieving OUT, Over-Achieving IN. Shorts
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Description: Are you motivated? Is your body motivated? Are your employees motivated? Well - now's the time to send the message loud and clear. Give it to them strait.

Tags: acheivement, achieve, achiever, boss, cynic
I Love Hearts Shorts
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Description: A special I Love Hearts design which definitely merits: "How did no one think of this before"... Fits you perfectly, and will surely be the best original gift.

Tags: 16, cynic, daughter, girlfriend, hearts

I Love Hearts Shorts

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It's My Way or the Highway! Shorts

Description: Hey! You're standing your ground on this one. You're not letting anyone change your mind. Take it or leave it! (My advice - take it...)

Tags: highway, my way, road, roadsign, sign

It's My Way or the Highway! Shorts

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Sherlock Holmes - Logic is Rare Shorts
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Description: A tribute to the greatest detective of all times. Since 1887 we mortals were presented with the unearthly intellect and stone cold deductive reasoning of Sherlock Holmes. The least we can do is bask in his glory.

Tags: 1887, arthur rimbaud, conan, cumberbatch, detective
Sherlock Holmes - Since 1887 Shorts
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Description: A tribute to the greatest detective of all times. Since 1887 we mortals were presented with the unearthly intellect and stone cold deductive reasoning of Sherlock Holmes. The least we can do is bask in his glory.

Tags: 1887, 221b baker street, arthur rimbaud, conan, cumberbatch

Sherlock Holmes - Since 1887 Shorts

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Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Shorts
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Description: A tribute to the greatest detective of all times. Since 1887 we mortals were presented with the unearthly intellect and stone cold deductive reasoning of Sherlock Holmes. The least we can do is bask in his glory.

Tags: 1887, arthur rimbaud, conan, detective, doyle

Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Shorts

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If it's worth doing it's worth Overdoing. Shorts
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Description: The very moto we live by. Work... Romance... Hobby... Alcohol(?)... Add this design to your wardrobe and wear it on days you need to remind yourself to go the extra mile. And gift it - to your friend that needs that loving reminder to get them going...

Tags: achieve, cynic, doing, drama, exaggerate
New Zealand Kuro Fern Shorts
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Description: If you love New Zealand like we do, you'll immensely enjoy this design. It will take you back to that trip, that amazing trip, that changed your life. In some ways - you never left New Zealand. Kuro Fern design credit to: E. James Bowman.

Tags: arden, auckland, christchurch, fern, jecinda

New Zealand Kuro Fern Shorts

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New Zealand - Double Hearts Shorts
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Description: If you love New Zealand like we do, you'll immensely enjoy this design. It will take you back to that trip, that amazing trip, that changed your life. In some ways - you never left New Zealand. Kuro Fern design credit to: E. James Bowman.

Tags: aotearoa, ardern, auckland, christchurch, fern

New Zealand - Double Hearts Shorts

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I will nurse you back to health, the day after St. Patrick's day Shorts
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Description: The big hangover is coming... Someone is going to need to take care or someone, so lets just get it out in the open. Wearing this shirt on St. Patrick's Day will get you all the praise you need. Fun time ahead.

Tags: beer, cynic, drink, hangover, health
If I had work to do, what kind of BOSS would I be? Shorts
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Description: You know your boss is going to love this design. Our advice - gift it just before you ask for a raise. All the other bosses are going to envy your boss and you get all the credit.

Tags: command, cynic, employee, employer, humor
One Impossible Task at a Time Shorts
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Description: You know you're stuck when you try to tackle the whole world and the kitchen sink all at the same time. The perfect opportunity to slip on this design and concur your challenges!

Tags: challenge, climb, climbing, difficult, energy
Boss Fight. You're in trouble now. Shorts
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Description: You've reached the top. Almost. But you're not advancing any further my friend. For the BOSS is now upon you and you're in trouble. Muster up all you've got. You're go'na need it...

Tags: boss, controller, cynic, fail, fight
If you can't regex it, it doesn't exist. Shorts
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Description: After so many years coding, one masters the art of regular expressions. There is nothing you can't parse the hell out of. In fact, if you can't regex it - it probably does not exist. Makes sense!

Tags: code, coder, computer, developer, engineer
After. After After. Procrastination Galore. Shorts
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Description: It's a well known fact: "Don't do today what you can do tomorrow". The very words we live by - never even knowing it. So now - it's time to share this design with the one that really needs to be aware... Don't postpone this lesson from Mr. Miyagi himself!

Tags: after, delay, karate kid, late, lazy
I don't respond well to Threats. Shorts
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Description: Just don't get in trouble wearing this design. Best worn to work and parties - guaranteed to grab attention from everyone. Get it for yourself first, and then as a gift for that special friend that needs to take it easy...

Tags: black, blood, claw, confront, cynic
If you continue down this path, I will be forced to ESCALATE. Shorts
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Description: For those semi confrontational situations, this design may actually deescalate tensions, sprinkling humor all over a tense situation. Buy it for yourself, or get it as a great gift for your escalating friend.

Tags: confront, confrontation, crisis, cynic, escalated quickly
Yield. Because I Won't. Shorts
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Description: The right of way is yours. You know it. They know it. They know you know it. But now it's out in the open. Grab this fun design and go jogging - It'll be a blast...

Tags: because, confrontation, cynic, drive, humor

Yield. Because I Won't. Shorts

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No Harm. No Foul. Shorts
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Description: The perfect design for us basketball lovers. Any sport really. Wear it when you play. Wear it when you go to the game, or even when catching the game on TV. Gets everyone in the right mood!

Tags: basket, court, cynic, foul, game

No Harm. No Foul. Shorts

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You have 30 seconds. GO. Shorts
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Description: Busy schedule? Tired of being so polite? With this design you'll direct your conversation partner to get strait to the point. A great addition to your wardrobe and a super gift for your impatient friend.

Tags: 30 seconds, army, boot camp, cynic, humor

You have 30 seconds. GO. Shorts

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Many types of people. Avoid them All. Shorts
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Description: We all wake up to such days - where this is just true. Spice up these days with this fun Avoid Them All designs. Buying it as a gift to that friend who is a "people person", is also a great idea!

Tags: alone, antagonist, avoid, cynic, humor
3... 2... 1... Nothing Happened. Shorts
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Description: The buildup is there... The suspense is intolerable... And then absolutely nothing happens. Well - Maybe it's for the best. Get this design for yourself or as the perfect gift, to get the conversation going!

Tags: countdown, cynic, disapointed, disappointment, happened
0% Bullshit. 100% Heart. 50% Everything Else. Shorts
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Description: You know this person. It could be you. It could be your friend. They are all heart, and waste no time on bull$#!%. All the rest is 50-50. An amazing gift that will last forever.

Tags: 0, 100, 50, bullshit, cynic

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