Danger Dog Design

Description: I'm setting my bar at "Make money from the thing preventing me from working." No lawsuit required, if I'm being honest.

Description: I'm not trying to be rude, sometimes I just need a break. Am I just getting lost in everyone's eyes?

Description: I'm done with "Good! How are you?", so if you ask, strap in!

Description: Gonna have some unfinished business for sure. So many projects abandoned. Like tears in the rain.

Description: Uh-oh, I've found myself in a social situation again... Good thing I have this shirt so I don't have to actually ask the question.

Description: A crane peers down into the waters of a pond, hoping for a meal.

Description: The moon used to be part of the earth, ya know. Do you think the earth remembers? This was a fun collaboration with my friend, and I learned a lot while making it.

Description: "Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?" - William Blake - The answer to this question is mathematician and Physics Nobel Prize winner, Roger Penrose. This tiger is made of two overlapping Penrose patterns. Fearful symmetry indeed!

Description: Penrose tilings are beautiful aperiodic patterns, and they can make almost nature-like designs. I chose to make this particular design into a maple tree.

Description: Penrose tilings are beautiful aperiodic patterns, and they can make almost nature-like designs. I chose to make this particular design into a maple tree.

Description: Penrose tilings are beautiful aperiodic patterns, and I thought they felt perfect for a lone acacia tree watching a fiery sunrise over the African savannah.

Description: Do you freakin' love tridents? Are you a mermaid with a fascination with your own culture? Rep your love of tridents and make sure it's in everyone's face!

Description: A Plesiosaurus hunts belemnites in warm, shallow Jurassic seas.

Description: Sure it takes this snail several days to get back into the tree, but each sweet, heart-pounding ride is worth the trek for those few weeks in the autumn when the leaves are falling.

Description: Carpe those carpies, seize them fishes, and have a great day!

Description: "When the axe entered the forest, the trees whispered 'The handle is one of us'".

Description: Oh baby. This classic has decided to rebrand as a fitness influencer.

Description: This cute rain cloud is just as excited to precipitate as I am to have their help with my garden!

Description: Get a life you say? How about yours? Be careful what you say to the ghosts in your house.

Description: This cute mythological beastie has all the right tools for the job.

Description: Sometimes you just need to tell everyone to buzz off.

Description: So, I was thinking about flowers having faces, and uh, well... I made this flower with an anime face enjoying pollination by a bumblebee. You're...welcome.

Description: The fanciest banana to ever rule all bananadom.

Description: We've got some baa-ad boys coming up on stage for you now! Wait until you see what's in this sheep's clothing!

Description: Did you know that some animals can recognize human faces from past interactions? Even wasps! They see you, they remember you, they treat you accordingly. Just another great reason to be kind to all animals!

Description: Did you know that some animals can recognize human faces from past interactions? Even wasps! They see you, they remember you, they treat you accordingly. Just another great reason to be kind to all animals!

Description: $20 says this alien is about to catch a cheek or two.

Description: These pups melt my heart as they seem to just melt into a puddle while cuddling.

Description: Do you love learning about healthy planting and soil ecosystems? Do you just love a messy garden, filled with life? Spread the word, my fellow permies, guild growers, and dirt grubbers.

Description: Some of the largest spirits on land inhabit the Serengeti Plains of Africa. Spooky savannah ghosts!

Description: The afterlife of ocean life isn't so different from ours after all. Spooky sea ghosts!

Description: Liesel and Toph are two adorable mini schnauzers who live a seemingly normal life. But they have secret identities...

Description: He gives great hugs, and is happy to live outside!

Description: Ohhh he's a Platypushin'!

Description: The Platypull is doing its best!

Description: Ave Deus Mechanicus! This mini schnauzer has ascended closer to the Machine God through the addition of holy bionics.