Pillows
Description: A beaming artichoke plucks off a leaf reading "Not" with a cheerful wave, beneath lettering confessing "You've Got Me" and a banner adding "All Choked Up!" Sweet, leafy and built for anyone who gets a little emotional over the people they love. A fun pick for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, veggie lovers, gardeners, or the cook with a soft heart.
You've Got Me All Choked Up Funny Artichoke Heart Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Valentine Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A delighted Grim Reaper tips his top hat with a wink and kicks up his heels, scythe in hand, beneath circus lettering announcing "Your Time Has Come" and a banner cheering "(Yippee!)" Morbid, merry and built for anyone who likes their dark humor with a bounce. A fun pick for dark-comedy fans, milestone birthdays, retirement parties, or a cheerful Halloween.
Your Time Has Come Yippee Funny Grim Reaper Top Hat Scythe Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Halloween Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A winking, goat-faced devil in striped shorts tips his top hat and struts down a moonlit trail, bat wings and pointed tail swishing, under lettering reading "The Jersey Devil" and "Steppin' Out in the Pine Barrens!" Dapper, devilish and built for anyone proud of New Jersey's most famous resident. A fun pick for cryptid fans, Jersey natives, Pine Barrens hikers, or a spooky-season night out.
The Jersey Devil Steppin Out in the Pine Barrens New Jersey Cryptid Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Halloween Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A horned, spiny, fang-grinning Hodag in laced work boots marches through the pines with a crosscut saw beneath bold lettering and a banner hailing "Lumberjack Town's Biggest Grin!" Rowdy, toothy and built for anyone who grew up on Northwoods tall tales. A fun pick for Wisconsin natives, cryptid fans, lumberjack spirits, or a Northwoods Halloween.
The Hodag Lumberjack Towns Biggest Grin Wisconsin Cryptid Saw Northwoods Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A shaggy, grinning swamp ape tiptoes through the moonlit cypress swamp holding a glowing lantern, flanked by two smiling trees draped in Spanish moss, under hand-lettered "The Fouke Monster" and "Slippin' Through Boggy Creek!" Sneaky, swampy and built for anyone who knows Arkansas has its own Bigfoot. A fun pick for cryptid hunters, Arkansas locals, Bigfoot believers, or a backwoods Halloween.
The Fouke Monster Slippin Through Boggy Creek Arkansas Cryptid Bigfoot Swamp Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A sobbing club sandwich clutches a rotary phone receiver, its cord unplugged from the wall, beneath bold lettering reading "She Left Me" and a banner finishing "On Read-y to Eat!" Pitiful, punny and built for anyone still staring at a message that never got a reply. A fun pick for the recently ghosted, anti-Valentine's crowds, sandwich lovers, or anyone who loves a breakup joke.
She Left Me On Ready to Eat Funny Crying Sandwich Rotary Phone Breakup Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A dashing sourdough loaf scored with a heart kneels in spats and offers up a red rose, beneath circus lettering reading "It Was Loaf" and a banner finishing "At First Sight!" Warm, doughy and built for anyone who fell hard and fast. A fun pick for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, bakers, sourdough lovers, or anyone who kneads their sweetheart.
It Was Loaf at First Sight Funny Bread Rose Love Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Valentine Baker Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A sly banana sneaks around in a bedsheet ghost costume, his peel poking out the bottom and his eyes glaring through the holes, beneath lettering reading "Richard Spooky" and a banner promising "Guaranteed to Slip You a Scare!" Cheeky, sneaky and built for anyone who loves a Halloween pun with a wink. A fun pick for Halloween parties, banana lovers, fans of cheeky humor, or anyone dressing up as something a little suspicious.
Richard Spooky Guaranteed to Slip You a Scare Funny Banana Ghost Costume Retro Rubber Hose Halloween Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A grinning four-armed chef juggles a skillet, a stew pot, a spatula and a fistful of tickets reading "Steak," "Pie" and "Rush" while flames roar off the line and eggs, bacon and steaks fly overhead, under bold lettering shouting "Order Up!" and a banner reading "In the Trenches." Frantic, fearless and built for anyone who has survived a Friday night dinner rush. A fun pick for line cooks, chefs, restaurant crews, culinary students, or anyone who lives for the heat of the kitchen.
Order Up In the Trenches Funny Line Cook Chef Kitchen Chaos Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Restaurant Life Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A cheeky green olive on a toothpick blows hearts and sticks out his pimento tongue while perched on a martini glass, beneath lettering reading "Olive You" and a banner adding "So Very Much!" Flirty, classy and built for anyone who's shaken and stirred by love. A fun pick for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, martini lovers, or the bartender who stole your heart.
Olive You So Very Much Funny Martini Olive Love Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Valentine Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A teary banana in a newsboy cap trudges off with a battered suitcase beneath lettering reading "It's Time" and a banner announcing "To Split!" Sad, sweet and built for anyone making a tearful exit. A fun pick for going-away parties, coworkers moving on, breakups, retirements, or banana split fans.
It's Time to Split Funny Sad Banana Suitcase Breakup Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A blushing, winking egg lifts off the top of its shell to reveal a golden heart-shaped yolk, surrounded by hearts beneath lettering reading "I'm Yours" and a banner adding "Egg-sclusively!" Sweet, sunny and built for anyone who's found their perfect match. A fun pick for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, brunch lovers, or couples who crack each other up.
I'm Yours Eggsclusively Funny Egg Heart Yolk Love Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Valentine Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A winking banana in a tiny bowler hat tips his cap while unzipping his peel, framed by stars beneath lettering reading "I Find You" and a banner declaring "Very A-Peel-ing!" Flirty, cheeky and built for anyone who can't resist a good fruit pun. A fun pick for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, banana lovers, or the charmer in your life.
I Find You Very A Peel Ing Funny Flirty Banana Bowler Hat Valentine Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A wide-eyed to-go coffee cup sprints along in sneakers with a wave and a puff of dust, under arched lettering reading "Caffeine & Dreams" and a banner admitting "Runnin' On Fumes!" Energetic, exhausted and built for anyone powered entirely by espresso and ambition. A fun pick for coffee lovers, busy parents, college students, baristas, or anyone hustling on very little sleep.
Caffeine and Dreams Runnin on Fumes Funny Coffee Cup Running Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A love-struck bumblebee with heart eyes clutches a big red heart amid a flurry of tiny hearts, beneath bold lettering reading "Bee Mine" and a banner adding "You Stinger!" Sweet, sassy and built for anyone who loves with a little bite. A fun pick for Valentine's Day, beekeepers, bee lovers, or a sweetheart with a sharp sense of humor.
Bee Mine You Stinger Funny Bee Heart Eyes Valentine Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A cheerful, cross-legged Baphomet with swirling candy eyes flashes two peace signs, wings spread and a torch blazing between his horns, framed by crescent moons and stars beneath lettering reading "As Above" and a banner shouting "So Below-Woo!" Witchy, groovy and built for anyone who takes their occult with a sense of humor. A fun pick for tarot readers, witchy friends, occult art fans, or a mystical Halloween.
As Above So Below Woo Funny Baphomet Peace Signs Occult Goat Retro Witchy Halloween Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A delighted little house strolls along with flames pouring out of every window and roof, giving a cheery thumbs-up beneath lettering and a banner insisting "This Is Fine & Dandy!" Cheerful, combustible and built for anyone smiling through absolute chaos. A fun pick for new homeowners, burned-out coworkers, survivors of a rough year, or anyone pretending everything's under control.
This Is Fine and Dandy Funny House on Fire Everything Is Fine Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Chaos Humor Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A smitten lemon with a striped straw blows a kiss while hugging a tall glass of heart-filled lemonade, beneath lettering and a ribbon declaring "You're My Main Squeeze!" Zesty, sweet and built for anyone whose favorite person makes life a little less sour. A fun pick for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, lemonade lovers, or the one you'd always share your straw with.
You're My Main Squeeze Funny Lemon Lemonade Heart Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Valentine Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A beaming golden onion sheds fountains of happy tears into a lacy heart-shaped hanky, framed by purple flourishes beneath "You Make Me Cry" and a banner adding "(In a Good Way!)" Teary, tender and built for anyone who gets a little emotional over the people they love. A fun pick for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, sentimental sweethearts, or the cook who chops onions with feeling.
You Make Me Cry In a Good Way Funny Onion Happy Tears Heart Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Valentine Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A sweating red chili pepper sprints in a panic, steam blasting from both ears as he frantically fans himself, beneath bold lettering shouting "Too Hot to Handle!" Fiery, frantic and built for anyone who always orders it extra hot and regrets nothing. A fun pick for hot sauce collectors, chili cook-off champs, spicy food lovers, or anyone who can really bring the heat.
Too Hot to Handle Funny Chili Pepper Steaming Ears Fan Spicy Food Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A grinning, fanged black cat in a tattered red hood twirls a pair of daggers amid floating skulls and golden flames, beneath lettering and a banner declaring "Stabby & Fabby!" Fierce, fabulous and built for anyone whose cat is plotting something right now. A fun pick for black cat lovers, chaotic friends, sassy cat owners, or a stylish spooky season.
Stabby and Fabby Black Cat Red Hood Daggers Skulls Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Halloween Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A winking knight in shining armor lounges on a throne of marbled steak and bones, hoisting a juicy drumstick under bold lettering and a ribbon proclaiming "Sir Loin of Beef!" Noble, hungry and built for anyone who rules the grill. A fun pick for grill masters, carnivores, butchers, Renaissance faire fans, or anyone who loves a meaty pun.
Sir Loin of Beef Funny Knight Steak Throne Meat Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon BBQ Carnivore Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A wild-eyed, grinning coffee cup sloshes and jitters while brandishing an enormous syringe full of espresso, lightning bolts crackling around him beneath lettering that orders "Perk Up! Or Else!" Manic, caffeinated and built for anyone who takes their morning dose very seriously. A fun pick for coffee addicts, baristas, night-shift nurses, or a mildly menacing Halloween coffee run.
Perk Up Or Else Funny Coffee Cup Espresso Syringe Caffeine Addict Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: Three dapper bananas in a bowler, a top hat with a monocle and a boater with a bow tie tip their hats in perfect kick-line form beneath ornate lettering announcing "Pardon Us, We Are the Bananae!" Classy, ridiculous and built for anyone who goes a little bananas with their friends. A fun pick for banana lovers, best friend trios, vaudeville fans, or anyone who loves a silly bunch.
Pardon Us We Are the Bananae Funny Dapper Bananas Top Hat Monocle Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A bashful mustard bottle tips his cap and squeezes out a perfect heart, framed in ornate filigree beneath lettering that says "Mustard Up the Courage to Say I Love You!" Shy, sweet and built for anyone who needs a little extra nerve to say it first. A fun pick for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, cookout couples, or the sweetheart who relishes every moment.
Mustard Up the Courage to Say I Love You Funny Condiment Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Valentine Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A cheerful, wing-flapping Mothman dances across a suspension bridge clutching a glowing light bulb, under bold red "Mothman" lettering and a ribbon hailing "That Dancin' Devil of Point Pleasant!" Fluttery, spooky and built for anyone who can't resist a bright idea. A fun pick for cryptid fans, West Virginia locals, Appalachian folklore lovers, or anyone drawn to the light this Halloween.
Mothman That Dancin Devil of Point Pleasant West Virginia Cryptid Bridge Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A shaggy wolf in a striped turtleneck sweater croons up at a grinning crescent moon beneath "Michigan Dogman" and a banner howling "A-Wooo! The 7-Year Shuffle!" Hairy, musical and built for anyone who's heard something howling in the north woods. A fun pick for cryptid fans, Michigan natives, werewolf lovers, or spooky-season monster hunters.
Michigan Dogman A Wooo The 7 Year Shuffle Howling Cryptid Moon Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Halloween Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A grinning, bow-tied frog in sneakers struts across a lily pad waving a sparkling wand under a crescent moon, framed by cattails and water lilies beneath "Loveland Frogman" and a banner declaring "He's Got That Swamp-Side Strut!" Slick, swampy and built for anyone who knows Ohio's strangest legend has rhythm. A fun pick for cryptid hunters, Ohio locals, frog lovers, or anyone celebrating a weird little Halloween.
Loveland Frogman He's Got That Swamp Side Strut Ohio Cryptid Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Halloween Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A blushing long pepper leans dreamily on a stone mortar full of peppercorns, holding out a heart made of spice under lettering that confesses "I've Got a Crush on Long Pepper!" Spicy, sweet and built for anyone who knows the best romance starts in the spice cabinet. A fun pick for chefs, home cooks, spice collectors, or a foodie Valentine with a sense of humor.
I've Got a Crush on Long Pepper Funny Spice Pun Mortar and Pestle Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Valentine Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A shaggy, web-footed swamp monster in a boater hat and bow tie picks a banjo on a little steam-powered "Bayou Beat" boat beneath moss-draped cypress trees, framed by lettering announcing "Honey Island Swamp Monster: The Bayou Boogie-Woogie!" Swampy, musical and built for anyone who knows the bayou has its own soundtrack. A fun pick for cryptid fans, Louisiana locals, banjo players, or a swampy little Halloween.
Honey Island Swamp Monster The Bayou Boogie Woogie Louisiana Cryptid Banjo Retro Cartoon Halloween Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A grinning kettlebell stamped "100" flexes a pair of rubber-hose biceps with stars bursting around him, under bold lettering reading "Heavy Metal" and a ribbon labeled "Therapy Session." Strong, cheerful and built for anyone who works out their feelings one rep at a time. A fun pick for gym rats, kettlebell lovers, personal trainers, or anyone whose therapist is the squat rack.
Heavy Metal Therapy Session Funny Kettlebell Flexing Gym Humor Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Workout Pillow
$23 $28
Description: The spade-headed Flatwoods Monster throws its gloved hands up in a jazzy pose, flying saucer and ringed planet hovering in a cloud of green glow, beneath B-movie lettering and a banner announcing "The Braxton County Boogie!" Strange, groovy and built for anyone who knows the strangest things happen in West Virginia. A fun pick for cryptid fans, UFO believers, West Virginia natives, or lovers of 1950s sci-fi kitsch.
Flatwoods Monster The Braxton County Boogie West Virginia Cryptid Alien Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A spiky, bug-eyed Chupacabra tiptoes through the moonlight cradling a jug labeled "Goat Juice" with a skull and crossbones, beneath hand-lettered "El Chupacabra" and a gold banner reading "The Midnight Goat Sneaker!" Sneaky, thirsty and built for anyone who swears that wasn't a coyote. A fun pick for cryptid fans, folklore lovers, goat owners with a dark sense of humor, or spooky-season monster hunters.
El Chupacabra The Midnight Goat Sneaker Funny Cryptid Goat Juice Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A beaming pink sprinkle donut throws its arms wide, an anatomical heart beating right through its middle, surrounded by sprinkles and little hearts beneath lettering pleading "Donut Ever Leave Me!" Sweet, clingy and built for anyone who loves hard and snacks harder. A fun pick for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, donut lovers, or the sweetheart you want to keep around forever.
Donut Ever Leave Me Funny Pink Sprinkle Donut Heart Pun Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Valentine Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A cheerful, blazing dumpster tips his top hat and struts down a city street, smoke billowing and flames roaring from his open lid, beneath lettering reading "Doin' the Decay Shuffle!" Doomed, delighted and built for anyone whose life is on fire but still has style. A fun pick for chaos enthusiasts, overworked coworkers, survivors of a rough year, or anyone dancing through the disaster.
Doin the Decay Shuffle Funny Dumpster Fire Top Hat Strut Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Chaos Humor Pillow
$23 $28
Description: A wide-eyed Cthulhu in a little sailor cap tap-dances across the domes of a sunken city, tentacles swaying as bubbles rise, beneath bold lettering and a ribbon declaring "Cthulhu: The Sleeper Taps!" Ancient, adorable and built for anyone who prefers their cosmic horror with a soft-shoe routine. A fun pick for Lovecraft fans, tap dancers, horror nerds, or anyone who suspects the Old Ones have rhythm.
Cthulhu The Sleeper Taps Tap Dancing Sailor Cthulhu Sunken City Retro Rubber Hose Cartoon Lovecraft Pillow
$23 $28