A scientific study conducted in our household determined that 99% of people who wear my art look 1% cooler. No conclusions were reached about the meaning of life.
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"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will believeth in anything. - Hitchens 3:16"
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jesus, parody, christopher hitchens, atheist, rational
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“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
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george carlin, humor, quote, standup, cynical
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“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
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“What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens, God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything
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“Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.” — Christopher Hitchens
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christopher hitchens, free thought, humor, sarcasm, sarcastic joke