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A scientific study conducted in our household determined that 99% of people who wear my art look 1% cooler. No conclusions were reached about the meaning of life.
Feline-Supervised Dungeon

T-Shirts

Collapse is Routine T-Shirt
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Description: For those who treat existential dread as a personality trait. A detailed black-and-white reaper coin illustration featuring Latin inscriptions and vintage engraving textures. Medieval doomcore meets dark humor in a wearable relic from the end times.

Tags: dark humor, doomcore, existentialism, gothic fasion, grim reaper

Collapse is Routine T-Shirt

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Collapse is Routine [white version] T-Shirt
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Description: Featuring a hand-engraved reaper medallion surrounded by pseudo-imperial Latin: Ruina Ordinaria Est — “Collapse is ordinary.” A dark medieval-inspired design for nihilists, artists, gamers, and lovers of apocalyptic humor.

Tags: dark humor, death, doomcore, existentialism, gothic art

Collapse is Routine [white version] T-Shirt

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Hitchens Evidence Required Quote T-Shirt
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Description: "That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence." , Christopher Hitchens

Tags: anti religion, atheism, atheist, christopher hitchens, evidence

Hitchens Evidence Required Quote T-Shirt

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Faith is Not Knowledge - Hitchens Quote T-Shirt

Description: "It's called faith because it's not knowledge", Christopher Hitchens

Tags: atheism, atheist, faith, free thinker, hitchslap

Faith is Not Knowledge - Hitchens Quote T-Shirt

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And Thus the Fox Danced Still T-Shirt
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Description: A carefree fox caught mid-stride, dancing through life with effortless charm.

Tags: animal, cute fox, dark humor, existential humor, foxes

And Thus the Fox Danced Still T-Shirt

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Different Plague, Same Rat T-Shirt
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Description: The world evolves. The crises change names. The rat remains ;)

Tags: cynical, dark humor, hand drawn, infestation, inspirational

Different Plague, Same Rat T-Shirt

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My villain origin was preventable T-Shirt
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Description: Every villain has an origin story. Some of them just start at the gym with no spotter...

Tags: bodybuilder, bodybuilding, dark humor, fitness, motivation

My villain origin was preventable T-Shirt

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Low Key Chaos Enjoyer T-Shirt
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Description: Embrace the odds. Or don’t. It probably won’t matter—but it’ll look good either way.

Tags: dark humor, dice, dungeons and dragons, existentialism, funny

Low Key Chaos Enjoyer T-Shirt

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Existentially Unstable Goat T-Shirt
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Description: A chaotic little goat, joyfully jumping through existence despite everything. Cute, unhinged, and just a bit too relatable.

Tags: dark humor, existential humor, existentialism, goat funny, goat lover

Existentially Unstable Goat T-Shirt

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Self-Sabotage T-Shirt
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Description: This is a very personal piece, my interpretation of the concept of self-sabotage.

Tags: dark art, dark humor, digital art, dread, existential crisis

Self-Sabotage T-Shirt

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The Circle of Ghost Peppers T-Shirt
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Description: Join in the hot circle of the unimpressed ghost peppers ;)

Tags: carolina reaper, chilli, digital illustration, hand drawing, humor

The Circle of Ghost Peppers T-Shirt

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The Unimpressed Ghost Peppers T-Shirt
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Description: The unimpressed ghost peppers are not impressed with your 'hot take'

Tags: boohoo, carolina reaper, chili, digital artwork, hand drawing

The Unimpressed Ghost Peppers T-Shirt

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Dancing Imp - Trippy Edition T-Shirt
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Description: Let your Inner Demon Dance >:)

Tags: dancing devil, demon, devil, fantasy creature, funny

Dancing Imp - Trippy Edition T-Shirt

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Embrace Your Inner Demon T-Shirt

Description: It's hard to play fair when life gets rough. Embrace your inner demon ;)

Tags: dark humor, demon, devil, halloween, horror

Embrace Your Inner Demon T-Shirt

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The Dancing Imp T-Shirt
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Description: Let your inner demon dance >:)

Tags: arcane, dancing devil, dark art, dark humor, demon

The Dancing Imp T-Shirt

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Subliminal Merch - Portrait of the Clown T-Shirt

Description: Close-up portrait of Sub, my digital persona. I have originally made this illustration as a storefront avatar picture, but decided it's too cool not to wear it as a Tshirt.

Tags: beak mask, dark humor, engraving, existentialism, medieval
Sub's morning coffee T-Shirt

Description: This is a playful illustration that I have initially intended to use solely for my merch store storefront cover, but later on decided to also make it available as a product, since I think it looks really cool on a Tshirt and i am getting one for myself anyway.

Tags: cat, coffee, dark humor, existential dread, existentialism

Sub's morning coffee T-Shirt

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Unimpressed Goat T-Shirt

Description: Simplified version of the "Whatever Goat" design. Because my spirit animal is a cynical, bored-to-death, couldn't-care-one-way-or-the-other, slightly hungry goat

Tags: devil, evil, farm animal, farm life, grumpy

Unimpressed Goat T-Shirt

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Keep Calm [Minimalist version] T-Shirt

Description: Do you ever pray that you get kidnapped by aliens, augmented and relocated somewhere else where your odds of peaking are significantly better than the ones you currently have? Yeah, me neither.

Tags: alien encounter, alien invasion, alien meditation, aliens, dark humor

Keep Calm [Minimalist version] T-Shirt

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Keep Calm and Wait for a Sign [colorized] T-Shirt

Description: Do you ever pray that you get kidnapped by aliens, augmented and relocated somewhere else where your odds of peaking are significantly better than the ones you currently have? Yeah, me neither.

Tags: alien, aliens, close encounters, extraterrestrials, keep calm
Trust Me, I am a Doctor | Subliminal Clown Art T-Shirt

Description: Ok, maybe not THAT kind of doctor...

Tags: dark humor, doctor, halloween, horror, hospital
Spookcream. Icespook. Spooky Ice Cream T-Shirt
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Description: 🍦 + 💀 = ❤️ This is a 2024 summer rework of the original "Spookycream" artwork. Sketched, traced and colorized on an iPad Air 5th gen. This is part of an effort to replace all of my AI generated imagery with authentic, personally drawn artwork.

Tags: dessert, food, sweet, summer, beach life

Spookcream. Icespook. Spooky Ice Cream T-Shirt

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Sheepy T-Shirt
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Description: Fun fact: "Sheepy" is the first illustration I have created in Procreate, as I was still getting used to drawing on an iPad instead of a Wacom tablet.

Tags: animal farm, conspiracy theory, country life, dark humor, farm animal

Sheepy T-Shirt

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Stealthy Ninja Cat T-Shirt
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Description: Super badass stealthy ninja cat is here to steal your heart.

Tags: cartoon cat, cat lover, cute cat art, gamer, gaming life

Stealthy Ninja Cat T-Shirt

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Spooky Ghost Cat T-Shirt
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Description: Spooky ghost cat is here to haunt your Halloween tee! This is a 2024 summer time rework of the original Spooky Ghost Cat artwork. It is a manual rework of the original AI-generated illustration. This is part of an effort I am making to actively replace all of my older AI-generated content with authentic, human-made artwork and illustrations.

Tags: cat, ghost, halloween, halloween gifts, kawaii

Spooky Ghost Cat T-Shirt

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Melting Rainbow Astronaut T-Shirt

Description: Super colorful illustration of a melting astronaut.

Tags: spaceman, space, galaxy, universe, cosmonaut

Melting Rainbow Astronaut T-Shirt

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TP won't save you T-Shirt
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Description: Public Service Announcement: toilet paper won't save you.

Tags: dark humor, funny, humor, linocut, meme

TP won't save you T-Shirt

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George Carlin - Critical Thinking | Tribute Fan Art T-Shirt
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Description: "Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that half of them are stupider than that", George Carlin

Tags: carlin, comedian, critical thinking, dark humor, funny quote
I'm not tired, I have sleep issues T-Shirt
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Description: "I,m not tired, I have sleep issues". This tagline is heavily inspired by my good friends at the E.M.O Discord server, with whom I have spent hundreds of sleepless hours playing online multiplayer games together.

Tags: dark humor, gamer gift, gamer humor, gamer life, gaming

I'm not tired, I have sleep issues T-Shirt

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Sleep Issues [dark background version] T-Shirt
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Description: "I,m not tired, I have sleep issues". This tagline is heavily inspired by my good friends at the E.M.O Discord server, with whom I have spent hundreds of sleepless hours playing online multiplayer games together.

Tags: dark humor, gamer gifts, gamer life, gaming, insomnia

Sleep Issues [dark background version] T-Shirt

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The End is Near | Subliminal Clown Art T-Shirt

Description: Alternative version of the "Cosmic Pessimist" illustration.

Tags: absurdism, cosmic pessimism, cynical, dark art, despair

The End is Near | Subliminal Clown Art T-Shirt

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Snack Time is the BEST Time T-Shirt
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Description: Doggo loves his snacks and chill time

Tags: dog lover, doggy, dog dad gift, snacks lover, munchies

Snack Time is the BEST Time T-Shirt

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Bring Out Your Bread | Subliminal Clown Artwork [dark background] T-Shirt

Description: In the summer of 2024 I decided to put some real effort into my Subliminal Clown pet project and treat it like an actual business. And while the web comic series is still at the "work in progress" phase, I decided to play around with some of the concepts I associate with this project: nihilism, medieval history and dark humor. What do you think?

Tags: bread, bring out your dead, dark art, dark humor, medieval art
Optimistic Nihilism | Subliminal Clown Art T-Shirt

Description: This is a very old personal piece, created as visual support for a Medium article, as part of the Subliminal Clown project.

Tags: dark art, dread, existential crisis, fear, linocut
I'm not tired, I have sleep issues [dark background] T-Shirt
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Description: "I,m not tired, I have sleep issues". This tagline is heavily inspired by my good friends at the E.M.O Discord server, with whom I have spent hundreds of sleepless hours playing online multiplayer games together.

Tags: dark humor, gamer life, gaming, linocut, medieval age
Sub-Reads | Private Book Club T-Shirt
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Description: A book a day keeps insanity at bay. Embrace your inner bookworm.

Tags: book lover, books, dark art, dark humor, linocut

Sub-Reads | Private Book Club T-Shirt

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