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Entrepreneurship is like Darts Shorts

Description: Entrepreneurship is like on eof those carnival games where you throw darts or something. Middle class kids can afford one throw. Most miss. A few hit the target and get a small prize. A very few hit the center bullseye and get a bigger prize. Rags to riches! The American Dream lives on. Rich kids can afford many throws. If they want to, they can try over and over and over again until they hit something and feel good about themselves. Some keep going until they hit the center bullseye, then they give speeches or write blog posts about "meritocracy" and the salutary effects of hard work. Poor kids aren't visiting the carnival. They're the ones working it.

Tags: class warfare, demotivational quote, entrepreneur, hacker, news

Entrepreneurship is like Darts Shorts

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Be Fruitful And... Shorts
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Description: Because it's all part of the plan

Tags: fruitful, gods plan, jesus, multiply

Be Fruitful And... Shorts

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Thank You Boobs Shorts
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Description: Thank you boobs!

Tags: blessed, breast, grateful, gratitude, love

Thank You Boobs Shorts

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Drama Free Zone Shorts
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Description: Because sometimes it needs to be stated.

Tags: drama queen, funny

Drama Free Zone Shorts

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M'ILLUMINO D'IMMENSO Shorts
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Description: From the vastness, I am illuminated.

Tags: italian, light, poem

M'ILLUMINO D'IMMENSO Shorts

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FNORD Shorts
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Description: The fnord can't get you if you don't see it, do not see the fnords.

Tags: conspiracy, discord, discordian, eris, funny

FNORD Shorts

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Gorilla Warfare Shorts

Description: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm

Tags: humor, keyboard warrior, meme, memeshirt, what the fuck did you just say to me

Gorilla Warfare Shorts

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