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Occam's Razor is the scientific principle which simply means that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Among competing hypotheses, the one with the fewest assumptions should be selected. This quote would be a great scientist/science student or teacher gift for their classroom or lab!

Whether you teach science, math, history, art, social studies or English literature you are definitely a smart person who knows things! Makes a great teacher appreciation gift for any instructor or faculty member, or maybe just a smart aleck who likes funny sayings. Wear to the parent/teacher conference, the bookstore, field trips or even just shopping for school supplies!

TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT / Illustration Graphic Tee

Due to personal reasons, I am doing my best.

I'm Kind Of A Big Deal

Hell To The Naw / Original Faded Retro Style Design

My Illness Is Chronic But My Tits Are Iconic

I Say I'm From Philadelphia ... But I Actually Live In A Suburb Like 45 Minutes Away

I May Be Old But I Got To See All The Cool Bands

Don't Mess With Texas / Retro Style Design

Day Drinking! Because drinking at night just isn't enough, and honestly it's so cliché. Take a nap if you need it to help clear off the day drunk. Eat some Cheetos. Really, day drinking is the ONLY way to go. I've been drinking all day, and I'm like totally fine here. So yeah, this right here is the perfect booze saying for lovers of beer, alcohol, booze, wine, booze, schnapps, other boozes I can't recall right now and white and red and the other type of wine of all kinds! Great pub and beer lover gift for all the family!

Ask me about my crippling anxiety // Retro Humorous Typography

It's Not Me, It's You

Drop Dead Pizza Head

More Blacks More Dogs More Irish

Smoke Meth Hail Satan Atheist/Anti-Religious Spoof - awesome gift for an atheist or someone who makes light of religion. Or a satan lover. Or even for Jesus, who knows what he's into these days.

Harold Lloyd Jenkins, better known by his stage name Conway Twitty, was an American country music singer. He also had success in the rock and roll, R&B, and pop genres. From 1971 to 1976, Twitty received a string of Country Music Association awards for duets with Loretta Lynn.

Aliens Are Real \/\ Retro Typography Design

A Death Grips for the rest of us

Touch My Butt & Buy Me Pizza - Meme Funny Typographic Design

Targeted Humorous Dank Meme Shirt #4

Punch More Nazis / Retro Typography Slogan Design

Wish You Were Here // Nihilist Meme Design

The El Dude Brothers!

Classic Super Hans Quote

Beer Snob Definition - Awesome Beer Lover Gift Idea for the beer snob in your life! Craft Ale, IPA, triple-brewed blah blah ... you know the person ;)

Daddy Issues /// Vintage Style Faded Design

Classic Big Lebowski Quote in a gorgeous retro typographic design

Protect Trans Kids - Trans Flag Design

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion" Albert Camus

Don't Drink The Kool Aid / People's Temple

Powered By Plants. Awesome Sarcastic Sarcasm Cute Funny T Shirt Shirt Father Husband Cute Gift Present Son Daughter Birthday Gift For Intelligent Smart Person

They/Them Pronouns --- Retro Style Design .... Pronouns matter! <3

The Ol' Razzle Dazzle! Stick out that leg and show them your swagger!

What we really need to do is create a powerful sense of dread.