Hoodies
Description: It's come to this. A new human being is coming out of your body and you are in charge of it's survival on Earth. Here it comes. There's no backing out. But c'mon, there's no way it's making it out of THAT hole. Wait, the hole is stretching... Oh. My. God. What. Is. That? That thing isn't a baby. It's purple. Babies are beautiful, and they move, right? Alright, hit it's foot, slap it's butt. Jesus, what is that goo all over it? Wait...it's breathing...it's screaming... ...it lives..
Description: It's come to this. A new human being is coming out of your body and you are in charge of it's survival on Earth. Here it comes. There's no backing out. But c'mon, there's no way it's making it out of THAT hole. Wait, the hole is stretching... Oh. My. God. What. Is. That? That thing isn't a baby. It's purple. Babies are beautiful, and they move, right? Alright, hit it's foot, slap it's butt. Jesus, what is that goo all over it? Wait...it's breathing...it's screaming... ...it lives...
Description: Oh, that guy. Fully bath salted, soaked in sweat and methamphetamine, direwolf howling at the moon, heart rate 200+, physique like Bane, deadlifting six NYPD officers off their feet, cobra veins on anaconda limbs, tattoo across the chest reads "ready to die," screaming "immakillerryone!!!..." Attempt therapeutic communication and verbal de-escalation techniques. Unsuccessful. Next steps...
Description: Oh, that guy. Fully bath salted, soaked in sweat and methamphetamine, direwolf howling at the moon, heart rate 200+, physique like Bane, deadlifting six NYPD officers off their feet, cobra veins on anaconda limbs, tattoo across the chest reads "ready to die," screaming "immakillerryone!!!..." Attempt therapeutic communication and verbal de-escalation techniques. Unsuccessful. Next steps...
