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Description: Skull I'm Always Forced To Do Shit I'm Not Qualified For Like Being Nice To Fucking Idiots

Description: Duck Roses Are Red Shit Is Brown Shut The Fuck Up And Sit The Fuck Down

Description: Crocodile Didn't Give A Fuck Yesterday Didn't Give A Fuck Today And I Probably Won't Give A Fuck Tomorrow

Description: Chicken I Farted In My Wallet Now I Have Gas Money

Description: Bear When I Gave A Fuck I Was Taken For Granted But When I Said Fuck It I Become The Bad Guy

Description: Bear My Kids Accused Me Of Having A Favorite Child Which Is Ridiculous Because I Don't Like Any Of Them My Grandchildren Are My Favorite

Description: Bear If We Get In Trouble It's My Papa's Fault Because I Listened To Him

Description: Wolf A Kiss Ass Can Only Kiss So Much Ass Before They Choke On Shit

Description: Elf I Can Be Mean As Fuck Sweet As Candy Cold As Water Evil As Hell Or Loyal Like A Soldier It All Depends On You

Description: Duck My One Regret Is That I Did Not Tell Enough People To Fuck Off

Description: Woman Be Kind Of Woman That When Your Feet Hit The Floor Each Morning The Devil Says Oh Crap She's Up

Description: Bat Some People Are Like Old TVs They Need To Be Slapped A Few Times To Get The Fucking Picture

Description: Skull My Daughter Got Her Attitude From Me I'm Idgaf And She's Idgaf Junior

Description: Skull Fucking With Me Was Your First Mistake Fuck With My Family It'll Be Your Last

Description: Woman Strong Women Aren't Simply Born We Are Made By The Storms We Walk Through

Description: Woman Strangers Think I'm Quiet My Friends Think I'm Outgoing My Best Friends Know I'm Crazy

Description: Woman I Thought I Was Having A Hot Flash This Morning Then I Realize My Left Boob Had Fallen Into My Coffee

Description: Chicken Like Father Like Daughter Whether That Is A Good Thing Or A Bad Thing Is A Matter Of Opinion

Description: Snowman I Am A Grumpy Woman I Am Who I Am I Have Anger Issues Thin Patience Do Not Play Well With Stupid People And Cuss Too Much I Am Living My Best Life Your Approval Isn't Needed

Description: Elf I Ain't Apologizing For Shit I Do When I'm Mad You Should Have Left Me The Fuck Alone

Description: Mummy One Day I'm Going To Say Fuck It And Let All My Demons Out To Play

Description: Mummy If You’re Trying To Scare Me I’m Terrified Of Boobs

Description: Crocodile My One Regret Is That I Didn’t Tell Enough People To Fuck Off

Description: Duck Never Fuck Up Someone's Life With Lies When Your Own Can Be Destroyed With The Truth

Description: Duck I Already Know I'm Going To Hell Might As Well Stir Some Shit Up Before I Make My Exit

Description: Snowman Short Cranky Woman Hated By Many Loved By Plenty Heart On Her Sleeve Fire In Her Soul And A Mouth She Can't Control

Description: Santa I Don't Care If People Talk Shit About Me I Was Raised To Flush Shit Down The Toilet Not Play With It