Darkest Whimsy

Description: That feeling when the d20 crit roll is perfectly timed

Description: Never harm any animal. But sometimes when an entire hypothetical oligarchy needs to be burned down--

Description: When you only eat fish, but, in a satirical sense you could also--

Description: Pacifism is always the answer. But if we're gonna get silly about it--

Description: Just a funny, silly, satire about an exception we absolutely never ever would actually make. Right everybody? The reckoning is only coming in a satirical sense. Uh huh.