Das Frank

Description: The older you get, The better you get… unless you’re a banana.

Description: “Christian Lord guide my hand against the invading hordes and their Roman Potpourri!”

Description: What it all boils down to...

Description: The toilet paper is gone. The vacuum must be filled.

Description: The toilet paper is gone. The vacuum must be filled.

Description: For proper tesseract storage obtain one flerken.

Description: “Believe me. Just walk away and we will give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. We’ll see what happens. It’ll be huge. Trust me.”

Description: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the onion that stings in your eye...

Description: You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - "Someday, my son will grow to be a man." Well look at you now... you just got whipped, by a bunch of nerds. NERDS! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my Maker, and my COACH!

Description: In this duo you know who you are!

Description: In this duo you know who you are!

Description: Oh nothing much... just some of the things I see when I close my eyes.

Description: Clawing monster from a lost age strikes from the Amazon's forbidden depths!

Description: The box. You opened it. We came. Now you must come with us, if it fits it sits.

Description: It's rough out there... especially when some terrorist in fashionable shoes kills your boss with a bucket of water.

Description: "Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything."

Description: Vincent Price was an actor, well known for his distinctive voice and performances in horror films. His career spanned other genres, including film noir, drama, mystery, thriller, and comedy. He appeared on stage, television, radio, and in over one hundred films. He has two stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame: one for motion pictures, and one for television.

Description: In light of The Walt Disney Company's recent DMCA actions we offer this far superior alternative to all the Disney, Marvel, Star Wars, and Muppet designs once available.

Description: "In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer -the wealth, prestige and grandeur that comes only from beer." -Gentleman Pabst

Description: Say my name.