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Description: Don't you just love it?

Description: One of a series of 'spoof news' designs

Description: One of a series of 'spoof news' designs

Description: One of a series of 'spoof news' designs

Description: One of a series of 'spoof news' designs

Description: One of a series of 'spoof news' designs

Description: One of a series of 'spoof news' designs

Description: Go ethnic.

Description: Time to get bold.

Description: Hot stuff!

Description: King of the dinosaurs.

Description: Don't argue with a dinosaur.

Description: TYRANNOSAURUS REX. One of the largest flesh-eating dinosaurs. About 18ft (5-5m) high and 50ft (15m) long. Upper Cretaceous, about 70 million years ago.

Description: One of the largest flesh-eating dinosaurs. About 18ft (5-5m) high and 50ft (15m) long. Foreground: Struthiomimus, an ostrich-like dinosaur. Upper Cretaceous, about 70 million years ago.

Description: One of the largest ever flying reptiles, with a wingspan of over 26ft (8m). About 18ft (5-5m) high and 50ft (15m) long. Background: long-necked plesiosaur, Elasmosaurus.

Description: A large herbivorous dinosaur with characteristic 'spiked' thumbs. Length about 30ft (9m). Background: Megalosaurus. Lower Cretaceous, about 120 million years ago.

Description: One of the longest of all dinosaurs, some reaching a length of 90ft (27m). Background, flying: Rhamphorhynchus. Jurassic, about 170 - 135 million years ago.

Description: One of the heaviest land animals ever known weighing over 20 tons (20tonnes). Length about 60ft (18m). Background: Rhamphorhynchus.

Description: A vegetarian, armour-plated dinosaur. About 20ft (6m) long. The thick, spiked tail was used for defence. Late Jurassic, about 140 million years ago.

Description: A flesh-eating, early mammal-like reptile (not actually a dinosaur). About 11ft (3-5m) long. Permian, about 250 million years ago.

Description: A plant-eater. The largest of the horned dinosaurs.
 About 20ft (6m) long.
 Upper Cretaceous, about 70 million years ago.

Description: USA flag in your imaginary pocket.

Description: Japanese flag in your imaginary pocket.

Description: Triceratops in your imaginary pocket.

Description: A Union Jack in your imaginary pocket.

Description: A bunch of daffodils in your imaginary pocket.

Description: A dog in your imaginary pocket.

Description: Ice cream in your imaginary pocket.

Description: A flag in your imaginary pocket.

Description: A flag in your imaginary pocket.

Description: A flag in your imaginary pocket.

Description: A favourite farm animal.

Description: Four favourite farm animals.

Description: Pipe Major of the Scots Guards in Full-dress The Scots Guards regiment originates from 1642 and was brought under control of the English Army in 1686. As third Regiment of the Guards Division its ceremonial duties include the mounting of the Queen’s Guard at Buckingham Palace.

Description: Major of the Life Guards in Mounted Review Order The Life Guards proud tradition of service to Britain’s Sovereign spans over three centuries. They are the senior regiment of the British Army and together with The Blues and Royals, form the Queen’s ‘Household Cavalry.