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Description: If you are not first, then you are last. Participation trophies only satisfy the trophy shop. I'm certain it's been said. However, I get a kick out of my girls' rolling their eyes at me when I say the phrase.

Description: Disc Golf is a Sport. Soon, the Olympic Committee will recognize it for international gameplay.

Description: No reissue, digital can replicate the sound – in stereo.

Description: The 6 Star Nexus Crystal, featured here in a typical whale diagram. Might be a content creator draining his future children's college funds for an elusive "Above God-Tier" champ. Might be a mystic champ.

Description: Finally collected 10K 6 Star Shards! Who will it be? IP? Rhino? An Awakened Venompool? Good RNG Luck!

Description: Carbon Copy's analog twin. This was a flagship delay unit in the late 70s. Unmatched tone. Huge footprint on your board. Great sound.

Description: So much for reducing the size of your pedalboard. Some amazing sweeps with this giant vintage analog flanger.

Description: A classic sound that breaks up and drives your amp into tone heaven. Kidding. It's a distortion pedal. It's gritty and maybe melts your face off if stacked with a fuzz.

Description: Classic Blues Pedal with a slight transparency to break up your amp...just enough to get that classic overdriven sound.

Description: 1975 Phaser for that warm swirling modulation you effects chain needs!

Description: Vintage MXR Distortion+ Effects Pedal. Improve or stack your dirt with a favorite overdrive

Description: Add some RAT to your tone. A telecaster favorite!

Description: The dead buried underneath us, have a few words to say to the living. Garnished with orange marigold petals. Day of the Dead festival inspired.

Description: Norrin Radd from the planet Zenn-La. Betraying Galactus, the Surfer saved Earth but was exiled there as punishment. He is Earth-616's Resident Alien.

Description: Add some filth to your tone!

Description: Two delays are better than one!

Description: Cyclists know it's proper etiquette to pass on the left slower riders, runners, or pedestrians. Also the white bike represents someone who was fatally killed while riding or passed away. A Ghost Bike is placed on site of the accident or a memorial is set up. This is a celebration of life and a reminder of who we lost in our cycling community.

Description: Behold, the mighty Chihuahualope and his massive rank.

Description: The beloved, yet affordable distortion pedal. This pedal the gateway drug to other effects, and eventually a pedalboard full of essentials – chasing your tone.

Description: Warpy's character depicting Lust. Be sure to check out her original work and follower her on IG:Warpy

Description: Warpy's ghost variant of her character,Greed. Same as the other, Greed is a selfish little prick. She's one of my favorite original characters.

Description: Warpy's silhouette of Greed. Greed is a selfish little prick. She's one of my favorite original characters.

Description: Can't stress enough to add an equalizer to your arson. So many options and tweaks can be made with this stomp box!

Description: Should be a staple pedal on anyone's massive board of effects. This is the first of three released. Then all the boutique noise suppressors flooded the market. Gearheads rejoice!

Description: Crushing, Scooped Distortion, the Metal Zone MT-2 is a classic distortion pedal, and the one I see in pawn shops quite often.

Description: Add some grit to your tone! A go-to effect pedal for a creamy tone with a slight crunch gives your tube amp some color –that signature blues-y sound.

Description: Created especially for gearheads. Nothing says more than an effect pedal that makes guitar playing even cheesier than ever before.

Description: The rare but cute 14 Point Pembroke Welch Corgi will buck on command. Fierce lap dog that'll poke your eyes out if you are not careful. Hide your kids!

Description: Bubble-blowing gun

Description: Combined my favorite Bible verse with the famous and true saying "While the minimum number of bikes one should own is 3, the correct number is N+1, where N is the number of bikes currently owned."

Description: The Dude Motel signage against Devil's Tower.

Description: Gears are Evil! Single Speed is all you Need!