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I watch too many horror movies and way too many cartoons. This is the result.
Derry Township Public Works T-Shirt
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Description: IT is always exciting here in Derry Maine! Join our team to keep the roads safe and the pipes clear of balloons. No more clowning around!

Tags: balloon, clown, derry maine, float, horror
Derry Maine Carnival Water Gun Race T-Shirt
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Description: Come one come all to the carnival water gun race - shoot the clown and be the first to inflate the balloon, because we all float down here!

Tags: carnival, derry maine, game, gift, horror
You’re All Invited T-Shirt
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Description: Ain’t no party like a House on Haunted Hill party because a House on Haunted Hill party has ghosts! There'll be food and drink and ghosts... and perhaps even a few murders. You're all invited!

Tags: 3d, ghosts halloween, halloween, halloween gifts, haunted house
Yonder Spooky Woods - St. Roma’s Village New Jersey T-Shirt
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Description: A wonderful walk through Yonder Spooky Woods to clear your head of all the toxic sludge going on in there - nothing to be an avenger for out here!

Tags: camping, forest, horror, horror movie, lloyd kaufman
The Mop Shop Hygiene Services Department at BHT T-Shirt
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Description: Strange things are brewing in the Mop Shop in St Roma’s Village New Jersey. Toxic things. Green things.

Tags: comedy, cult classic, fake company, gift, horror
I’m Here to Fight Your Animatronics - Halloween and Theme Park Shirt T-Shirt

Description: Its Spooky season again and that means they've returned to the Halloween stores, and front lawns. Meet them with a Fighting Spirit! And don't forget they're lurking in theme parks year round!

Tags: animatronic, disney world, disneyland, five nights at freddys, gift for dad
What’s Your Favorite Scary Bluey? T-Shirt
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Description: Is there a Scary Bluey? Maybe Bad Mood! Halloween is a great time to scare the ghost out of your Grannies and see their face when you do!

Tags: bluey, bluey and bingo, bluey dad, bluey dog, bluey family
You Wouldn’t Steal a Pen T-Shirt

Description: You wouldn’t take a pen back to your sentimental treasure pile! It’s not just a pen, it’s a principle. Don’t be a menace to your Community!

Tags: abed nadir, comedy, community, community college, funny quote
Drive-In Nights T-Shirt
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Description: Nothing beats a night at the Drive-In with your friends! Skeletons can be friends.

Tags: cinema, film, film buff, gift, gift ideas
Beard Oil Goblin T-Shirt
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Description: Did you know buying Beard Oils and using them are two different hobbies? The Beard Goblin knows! A perfect gift for a someone who’s Beard is a lifestyle. Beardos unite!

Tags: barber, bear lover, beard, bearded, collection
Life Is Unfair T-Shirt

Description: 90’s television can bring monsters to your screen in the middle of a boring day! Can You Repeat the Question? Malcolm can answer it.

Tags: 90s kid, bryan cranston, creature, creature feature, dewey
Fifty Men T-Shirt

Description: Can you count to fifty? How about Fitty? Cotton can! Let everyone know you respect his killer work and you will die on that hill!

Tags: army, bobby hill, cotton hill, gift, hank hill
Single Malt Platinum Boobs and Billiards Club Greedale Colorado Community T-Shirt

Description: Don't miss the grand opening of the season at the Single Malt Platinum Boobs and Billiards Club of Greedale Colorado located near the Greendale Community College campus (Go Human Beings!)

Tags: abed nadir, billiards, boobs funny, community, fake company
Man made Boot Camp-inar Nads of Truth T-Shirt

Description: If you want to talk to have to hold the Nads of Truth! Eli Selwick’s ManMade Boot Camp-inar. The training Hank Hill doesn’t want you to have! Man up and take control of your life or ring the bell!

Tags: arlen, dad, fake company, gift, hank hill
Carnival of Souls 1962 T-Shirt

Description: See the visions, ride the rides, and dance the dances at the Carnival of Souls! It’s better than staying in at the boarding house.

Tags: black and white, carnival, circus, classic, criterion collection
The Dolls T-Shirt
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Description: The dangerous Dolls are out to balance an unbalanced world. With upgraded tricked out death cars, these dolls are not to be played with.

Tags: anthony mackie, apocolypse, biker, cars, death race
Maybrook Elementary Strong! T-Shirt
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Description: Here at Maybrook Elemntary under the leadership of Principal Andrew we are Maybrook Strong! We stop bullies with the WEAPONS of compassion and understanding. It’s always 2:17 somewhere!

Tags: goat, horror, josh brolin, julia garner, logo
Bobby Hill’s Robata Chane Arlen Texas T-Shirt

Description: Winner of TV’s King of the Grill Chef Bobby Hill brings his fusion cuisine to Arlen Texas with Bobby Hill’s Robata Chane Restaurant.

Tags: arlen, bobby hill, cartoons, fake company, foodie gift
Good News and Bad News T-Shirt
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Description: When living in a community we can be the bearers of Good and Bad News, this is the duali-dean we live in. Don’t forget to go to the bank today.

Tags: dean pelton, gender, greendale community college, greendale human beings, parody design
Cat Pet Seminary T-Shirt

Description: Has your cat’s faith become a model for you? Then they may be ready to join the Pet Seminary! As pastors and clergy your cat can preside over kitten baptisms and services at the Pet Sematary! They have faith, purrs and love to share.

Tags: book, cat, christian, church, horror
Pet Seminary Dog T-Shirt
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Description: Has your dog become religious? Do they have a desire to serve? Then they may be ready for the Pet Seminary! From puppy baptisms to presiding over the services at Pet Sematary let your beloved pet you know you believe in them!

Tags: bible, cemetery, clergy, dog, faith
I Don’t Know What I Did Last Summer T-Shirt
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Description: It’s been a long year of horror. I don’t know what I did last night let alone last summer. I hope this Hook Guy slasher knows what I did. Then he can tell me. If I know what you did last summer I’d tell you!

Tags: 90 s movies, freddy krueger, ghostface, halloween, horror
I Left My Heart in Arlen Texas T-Shirt

Description: As we move through life we sometimes can’t get back to those we love the most. I left my love in Arlen Texas, home of Strickland Propane.

Tags: arlen, bill dauterive, bobby hill, dale gribble, fictional towns
The Devil’s Cabana Boy T-Shirt
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Description: I just think you two are too different from each other to get along. She's a sweet, kind reverend's daughter and you're the devil's cabana boy. A shirt for naught vacation vibes and unrequited love.

Tags: bart simpson, cabana, devil, evil, homer simpson
Chimpan-Zzz’s Monkey Gas - Greendale, Colorado T-Shirt

Description: Have a monkey problem in your home, community college or place of business? Good for monkeys, apes and primates of all types. Especially formulated for use in air vents. Join our Community today!

Tags: abed, ape, chimpanzee, community, community college
We Are What We Remember T-Shirt
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Description: Madelyne Pryor brings us this essential truth. Whether animated or in a comic book, the truth of this clone remains. All Hail the Goblin Queen!

Tags: 97, cape, clone, comic books, goblin queen
Stay Feral T-Shirt
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Description: Stay Feral! The more we stay wild, undomesticated and free, the better things will get.

Tags: bobcat, buttons, feral cat, feral fashion, lightning bolt
The Future is Feral Female T-Shirt

Description: We all know the Future is Female, but what kind of Female? The future belongs to the Feral! The wild, free and undomesticated women roving the dystopias and utopias ahead making the change they want to see in the world!

Tags: basic, feminist, feral, feral girl, final girl
Werewolves Don’t Have Bedtimes T-Shirt
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Description: For the wild ones in your life, it’s important to remember that werewolves don’t have bedtimes. They are night owls that thrive in the moonlight. Late night creatures, kids and party animals all have the werewolf spirit!

Tags: bedtime, children, creature, cutesy, full moon
Ancient Fruit Wine Aunt T-Shirt
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Description: Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my 999 bottles of Ancient Fruit Wine! Fermented in the best farm basements, this delectable vintage tastes like ancient fruit mixed with notes of morning dew. Winner of “Best in the Valley” at the town fair three falls running!

Tags: aunt, bottle, cozy, drink, farm
Joe’s Coins North Dakota Leprechaun T-Shirt

Description: You’re in luck at North Dakota’s best Collectable and Coin shop! You’ll feel as lucky as a Leprechaun every time you visit. No horror movie memorbilia. Closed St. Patrick’s Day.

Tags: gold, horror, horror movie, leprechaun horror, leprechauns
No Mods, No Masters T-Shirt

Description: In online spaces or out in the real, our motto against hierarchy and power is true! No Mods! No Masters! Anarchy everywhere.

Tags: anarchist, anarchy, leftism, leftist, mods
Monster: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde T-Shirt
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Description: The Strange case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde showed us the monster that lurks within Dr. Jekyll and the horror he could inflict on the world - we ourselves grapple with horror and our own shadow and question if we will ever become the monster.

Tags: composition, dr jekyll and mr hyde, fear, halloween, hyde
Atomic Age Horror Wave T-Shirt
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Description: An Atomic Age Vampire aesthetic shirt proclaiming your love for all things horror.

Tags: aesthetic, atomic age, horror fan, horror fan gift, horror movies
Horror Vibes Only T-Shirt
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Description: Horror vibes are the only vibes we need around here. A spooky cat invites you to cross over into the terror zone.

Tags: black cat, cat, good vibes only, horror fan, horror fan gift
Cluck Bucket, Tomah Wisconsin T-Shirt
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Description: Our world famous chicken wings compliment our wide menu of culinary delights! "These are the best chicken wings I've ever had" Tommy Boy Callahan, Callahan Auto Parts

Tags: 90s comedy, 90s movies, chicken, chicken wings, comedy

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