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Description: I'm not old. I'm vintage.

Description: A product of the kinder-block.

Description: Reprogrammed but brutally honest.

Description: I'll make time to talk to you, but only about my favorite fictional space typeface.

Description: Stay off of those death sticks, kids.

Description: Your pals at Weyland-Yutani are gonna love this shirt!

Description: Can you name them all?

Description: The other white meat at the buffet.

Description: Is Mother overbearing, judgmental, and intent on controlling every aspect of your life? Uncle Harlo approved!

Description: Somewhere between Sons of Anarchy and the Kintan Striders.

Description: Come see world-famous songstress Willie Scott!

Description: Now serving snacks for hyperspace travel.

Description: From Baltimore to Ahch-To.

Description: Accept no synthetics, alternatives, or substitutes.

Description: When you have a constant blur of plates spinning, and knives on the floor, and needy, panicked faces at the window.

Description: Cheers to Chandrila!

Description: When you make your mind a sunless space.

Description: Your business is their business.

Description: The perfect attire for boring conversations, this one's a deep cut.

Description: Y'all got any more of that 5-hydroxytryptamine?

Description: Coming to a conversation near you.

Description: When you want to bullseye womprats, accept no substitutes.

Description: Paperwork is a drag.

Description: These are the tools and trophies of the bounty hunter's trade.

Description: A global sci-fi classic.

Description: Inspired by the doodles of Sabine and influenced by traditional Asian ink brush drawings, this adorable interplanetary feline is ready for adoption (in clothing form).

Description: Leave it to Rodney to put the feeling into words. Skate for life!

Description: That crazy old wizard's got sick style.

Description: I've got a wand and a rabbit.

Description: Put Captain Cargo in the Solo hold...or is it the other way around?

Description: A real conversation-ender.

Description: Good, fast, or cheap? If it's fast and cheap it won't be good. If it's cheap and good it won't be fast. This one goes out to all of my clients.

Description: Who wants a cold one in that galaxy far far away?

Description: Nose art from a galaxy far far away.

Description: He's the baddest bounty hunter in the galaxy, so of course he flies Solo.

Description: When the options just don't agree with you.