Pride demons unite

It's a good thing she's so hot. You don't need her for her brains. She's just an accessory on your arm, just like both of you like it.

It's a good thing he's so handsome. You don't need him for his brains. He's just an accessory on your arm, just like both of you like it.

It's a good thing they're so attractive. You don't need them for their brains. They're just an accessory on your arm, just like both of you like it.

Don't threaten me with a good time. I'll probably take you up on it...

Despite what some folks think, being poly doesn't mean you don't have standards. Help folks learn the lesson they should already know.

What goes well with peace and love? Silence. Celebrate the fine pairing...

The important things in life: Peace, Love, and a little bit of pain...

Who says peace and love can't include a little affectionate pain? Celebrate the important things in life!

Fragile? Maybe. Harmless? Not at all. Folks should know not to mess with you.

I know, it's hard. Can't walk straight, can't sit straight, we can't even think straight!

Who wants to make eye contact like a weirdo? Let folks know where they SHOULD be looking.

Be perfectly clear: Just because you're A unicorn, it doesn't mean you want to be THEIR unicorn.

Be perfectly clear: Just because you're A unicorn, it doesn't mean you want to be THEIR unicorn.

Shhh, it's your secret to keep. Or share. Really, it's up to you.

Be the genderless void you always aspired to be. Pairs best with a big hoodie or sweatshirt!

Does your kitty make a mess? Do you have to put down a towel just to contain it? Be proud!

Nope, this bag does not contain any sex toys. Exactly zero. Why would people thing it does?

Whatever you call them, they're wonderful! Store bought hormones are just as good!

Just because you're bi, it doesn't mean you're into everyone. Especially that one person... you know who they are.

Sure, you'll happily give them what they want. But they're going to have to beg for it.

Submissive? Definitely! Breedable? Not in this economy!

Just because you're pan, it doesn't mean you're into everyone. Especially that one person... you know who they are.

Sure, you'll happily give them what they want. But they're going to have to beg for it.

Sure, you'll happily give them what they want. But they're going to have to beg for it.

Sometimes subs serve many folks, and that's okay! Aint it great when they all want to take a bite at once?

Being a submissive doesn't mean you're everyone's submissive. There seems to be some confusion. Be absolutely clear that you only serve one person.

Let your person know how she can hear those two magic words: Good Girl

Let your person know how they can earn those two magic words: Good Boy