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Can I Please Have a Monday-Sized Coffee to Go? This cute coffee joke with an alien protagonist is perfect for anyone who wants to get through a boring, hard Monday with coffee! If you hate Mondays and need a coffee on the way to work, this funny coffee design is for you! Give this funny coffee to anyone who works hard and needs their morning coffee! Great for coffee professionals and coffee lovers of all kinds!

Many of the aliens who visit Earth have a specific purpose, including alien archaeologists who come to Earth to uncover traces of their ancestors buried here long ago. It's exciting to think that somewhere on Earth, while we're sleeping, there are aliens hard at work digging today.

Somewhere in the vastness of space, an alien living on a very small star is deep in thought in Rodin's Thinking Man pose. I need more space. A fun 'Space' pun for anyone who needs more space, more universe, more distance, more time, and more territory.

You have no reason to fear UFOs and aliens anymore, I find riding in a UFO as relaxing as meditating. Believe me, let's board the UFO together, and a new world will open up before us. Get peace of mind.

It's only been a few months since the James Webb Space Telescope found evidence that life might exist on the exoplanet K2-18b, and now the planet is surprising us by actually hosting life. The proof of this is the news broadcast from K2-18b to Earth, which features an alien reporter saying "Humans Are Fake". Now we're left with the task of proving to them that we're not fake.

Are you a student who thinks math is so much fun that it keeps you up at night? Are you a passionate scientist who wants to make the world full of beautiful formulas? Are you a math teacher who wants to make even the kids and students who hate math stand out? Shop our "Ask Me About Math" t-shirts and designs for math teachers, math professors, science teachers, physicists, and scientists, as well as students who love math.

I’m Not Weird, I’m Just Unique. It's the same for Earthlings and aliens. We're all special.

Did you hear the recent news that Area 51, located in the Nevada desert, is rumored to be a must-see tourist destination for aliens? It looks like the rumors are true, as aliens who have just arrived on Earth are greeting us to meet them at Area 51.

This witty take on the famous Apollo 13 quote features a disgruntled, space-traveling cat, adding a delightful twist. It captures the essence of space grumpiness while giving a nod to space exploration.

In the wild, there's no such thing as a sorry.

The mythical creature, the troll, is dressed up as an action hero and ready for action. The troll's mischievous grin and battle-ready ruggedness show that he's ready to keep up the mischief and bluff.

Show off your booze pride with humorous designs for drinkers and partygoers who enjoy beer, wine, whiskey, tequila, rum, and other spirits.

"Hair Of The Dog Choose Your Weapon" Show off your booze pride with this humorous design for drinkers and partygoers who enjoy beer, wine, whiskey, tequila, and other spirits.

"Born to Dream Forced to Mow the Lawn" is a fun parody design for fathers, lawn care workers, gardeners, horticulturists, and anyone else who enjoys mowing the lawn, and will make the task of mowing the lawn more worthwhile.

"Born to Dream Forced to Snow Removal" is a fun parody design for fathers, snow removal workers, and anyone else who works outside clearing snow in the winter to make their job more worthwhile.

Want to make a sophisticated appeal to those who label you as boring? "I'm not Boring I'm Just highly Selective" humorously expresses the adventurous and rebellious nature of cats, making you stand out with your picky selection criteria.

Are there people in your life who are into conspiracy theories and still doubt the existence of Bigfoot? "You Lost Me in Conspiracy Theories" is a humorous yet appropriate response to the doubters.

Do you want to show people your insatiable curiosity? Do you want to show off your humor and playfulness in a tasteful way? "Curiosity Is My Love Language" is a cute and endearing phrase for curious kids and people who can't contain their curiosity.

Do you think you're not lazy, but energy efficient? The chameleon in "I'm not Lazy, I'm Energy Efficient" will make you a more humorous and energy efficient person.

Are you on a quest for enlightenment? Are you still practicing today to unlock the secrets of Wabi-Sabi? "Satori for Wabi Sabi" will make your time spent working to master your mind even more special.

Are You the Chosen One?

Want to tell people how much you love dogs and fox terriers? Want to showcase your humor and wit tastefully? "Terrierific Space Explorer. Barking Up the Right Cosmos!" is the play on words combining 'Terrific' and 'Terrier', a playful reference to the Fox Terrier's exploration of the universe.

Want to show people how much you love dogs and pugs? Want to showcase your humor and wit in style? "Pug Planet Patrol. Keeping the Milky Way Milky" proves that one well-trained pug can serve as a space patrol guarding the Milky Way.

Are you reminded every day of how hard it is to survive on this planet, whether it's the climate crisis, war, or food issues? If so, "I Survived On Earth" is a humorous way to express your thoughts. With its retro design and funny wording, it's sure to catch people's attention and get them talking about survival on Earth.

Do you want to get away from people for a while? Or do you just need some time to yourself? "Allergic to Humans" is a nice alternative for those who are introverts, and cat lovers, and need solitude and contemplation.

Want to make a cool statement to those who underestimate you? "Space Cowboy Cat" is a humorous take on the adventurous and rebellious nature of cats. It also pokes fun at the phrase "space cowboy," a pun on the phrase "space cowboy," which refers to both those who explore space and those who live outside the law.

Want to express your love for your haters and good humor? Do you have someone in your life who gives you a hard time? If so, try humorously expressing your thoughts with “Make Haters Go Crazy”. The retro design and fun wording will catch people's attention and start conversations.

Want to present yourself to people in a sophisticated way? "I'm not clumsy, I'm just adventurous" is a humorous expression of your adventurous and enterprising nature that will make you stand out and seem more attractive. It's a great gift, especially for adventure lovers with a sense of humor.

Inspired by the story of Goldilocks, the design pokes fun at the term Goldilocks Economy, which refers to an idealized economic situation that is neither too hot nor too cold.