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NH3. What a ratchet compound, amirite? #basic #phdontlie

"What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space." "Space going to space can't wait." "Space..." "Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!" "Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again." "Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space." "Space space wanna go to space" "Space space going to space oh boy" "Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!" "Oh. Play cool. Play cool. Here come the space cops. Here come the space cops." "Help me, space cops. Space cops, help." "Going to space going there c...

Keep those damn Buppuses out of your house with this seriously cheerful design.

Perfect for a contemporary kitchen!

It's a kind of abstract minimalist sunset/dusk looking thing. I think? Maybe? What do you think?

A gift perfect for the Mr. Matthews in your life.

One of his more motivational quotes. But keep in mind, this is also a man who said "One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much."...but I'm not putting all that onto a poster. Or a greeting card. Or journal. Or anything else you decide to put the Ditka'stache on.

Depending on how you read it, you'll see "Don't quit your day job," "Don't quit your day dream," or maybe even "Don't quit your day dream job." No matter how you see it, never quit.

Oh, yassss honey, that Queen of Queens up North is not to be trifled with...although, we hear she does make a mean trifle, herself. So show off your love for Mrs. Claus!

Legally, I can't say which ubiquitous Seattle-based coffee place this was inspired by. I hope it becomes clear to you.

Sometimes, you just need to know that Coffee loves you as much as you love it.

insert Lil Wayne laugh here

Let's be real. We've all got that friend who posts far too many "inspirational" quotes and overly thought out "mantras." Sometimes, a photo of a duckling is just a photo of a duckling. Don't overthink things. Don't be that guy. Post your successes, not quotes about success.

Fire up that loud all over town.

Eric Matthews, aka Plays with Squirrels, delivers one of the best lines in television in his (and our) farewell to the beloved Mr. Feeny. But now, you can use it to show your appreciation of whosoever fills that role for you.

In some way, shape, or form, Pawnee's Director of Parks and Recreation has had a small effect on us all. Whether we like it or not. From "Turf and Turf" to "Meat Tornado," even special licenses that simply say "I can do what I want. Ron."

The internet. The common collective of mankind's intelligence in one spot. A beautiful array of words, images, and even music. Also, memes. Got a pickle lover in your life? I'm sure you do. How bout puns? Every family's got one pun aficionado (looking at you, Dads.) Show off your pickle affinity, as well as your stupid sense of humor.

Coffee so good, it'll wake the dead! But not really. Necromancy isn't our cup of tea. Coffee is.

Let's be honest. We're all great people. But sometimes, for one reason or another, we suck. Tell that special someone thanks in a way that is uniquely you.

Manager. We just say "Manager."

Perfect for the Blackhawks fan in your life!

A great gift for the irrevocably, irretrievably mad.

Chicago Football at its finest - simple, strong, in your face.

Chicago Baseball - Perfect for the Northsider in your life

Chicago Baseball - perfect for the Southsider in your life!

If it's alright with you guys, I'ma just chill over here in Child's Pose. In my pajamas. With my eyes closed. In my bedroom. Sleeping. Not in Child's Pose.

#onegoal #oneshirt #thisone #buyit

Trust me, the math checks out on this equation.

Do you know a fan of both The Office AND the expanded universe of Harry Potter? Give them one great gift to satisfy both!

One early morning in late May 2017, President Donald Trump took to Twitter, as he often does. However, this night, was different. He made an error. An incoherent word appeared in his statement, and was broadcast around the world in a matter of seconds.

Mmmph thith dethign ith mmph mmph...ahh. This design is a tasty treat for your friends who love the gym, who love pizza, and who love the gym so that they can love pizza! Load up on them carbs and GET'CH'SUM!

GET IT!? IT'S A HALLOWEEN DAD JOKE.

It's fall! Decorate your place (or yourself!) with everyone's favorite squash!

Want to make your place really cute, really fast? Gift your favorite person with this! Either a print for your wall, or a pillow for your couch, make them think of you every time they see it!