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Who is that? No idea...that's a good disguise!

You don't need a parachute to skydive, you need a parachute to skydive twice. I'm not wrong!

Definition of stalking: When two people go for a walk together but only one of them knows about it.

If you go to jail for tax evasion, you're living off of taxes as a result of not paying taxes.

If you are the most famous spy in the world, that means you are the least successful one.

When you ask for someone's name, you're essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention.

The best way to avoid getting pregnant is to be a man.

You technically only have two minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen it resets the timer.

If you think about it, a kangaroo is just a t-rex deer.

A new scientific study claims that fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, chances are you won't either.

Buy one burger for the price of two and receive a second burger for absolutely free!

If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with food, rent, or bills for the next 10 years regardless of your success.

Definition of life: A sexually-transmitted terminal disease.

If animals weren't meant to be eaten, then why are they made out of food!

Once you read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Cannibalism would solve both overpopulation and world hunger.

Bunk beds are human shelves.

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