designer_dick

Description: When you're not quite a twink, but still on the boundary, you're twinkesque.

Description: Do you suck d*cks, boy?!

Description: The more they try to attack, the more we thrive.

Description: Ad Astra per Aspera

Description: Hi, gay! Happy pride month. We are Sashaying Away with deals. This month at the butter shop we're running a special deal. If you can prove that you're queer, you get three pints off your fir- your- your choice of creamed, chucked, or drowneded- drowned butter, a- and if you do mouth stuff, you get four. We love gay! And it's awesome

Description: We love Gay.

Description: And you did it at my Birthday dinner!

Description: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! I need T.P. for my bunghole! Bungholio!

Description: Let the world know you're nothing more than a hole.

Description: Let the world know you're nothing more than a hole.

Description: Let the world know you're nothing more than a hole.

Description: Is this a stand up fight, or another bug hunt?

Description: Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress?

Description: FOUR-TWO-ONE-FIVE-PUSSY WAY?! Paying homage to Beverley Sutphin and Dottie Hinkle.

Description: Check in with Meg Richardson, at the Midlands' premiere motel - Crossroads.

Description: He's like Barbie, but a bear.

Description: Nice try, Jan.

Description: Go on, give your buddy a compliment

Description: Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Kinda Ooooh.

Description: Well, thank you very much, Jerry!

Description: The truth is out there...

Description: The truth is out there...

Description: Sex positive sluttery!

Description: Don't be shady, be a lady.

Description: Just... don't

Description: It's good for you, boy. Eat it.

Description: Don't worry, be happy.

Description: Paying homage to Beverley Sutphin and Dottie Hinkle.

Description: Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?!

Description: The car that killed Britain's car industry.

Description: It isn't a Triumph, and deserves very little acclaim.

Description: It's not as bad as their other cars, but a Princess? No.

Description: The British Leyland sh*tbox that takes corners with all the confidence of a toddler on roller blades.