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Graphic designer and artist looking to plaster my work all over the chest of people around the world.

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47 Tacos Shorts
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Description: It's hard for some people to decide what they want, and when stronger people influence you, the end result is always chicken tacos.

Tags: criticism, funny, political, politics, president
Fear holds you back from greatness Shorts
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Description: The world doesn't want you to play small. They want you at full force, bringing positivity and achievement into the world.

Tags: inspire, fear, motivational, inspirational, quotes
I'm dead meat! Shorts
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Description: Nothing political or controversial here, unless you make it into that. Just having some fun.

Tags: healthy, workout, protein, keto, ketogenic
You're Dead Meat Shorts
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Description: Nothing political or controversial here, unless you make it into that. Just having some fun.

Tags: cow, animal, herbivore, creature, food
I like my coffee like I like my women... Shorts
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Description: With a little bit of half-n-half, a teaspoon of sugar, a dash of cinnamon, and maybe an ice cube, because I don’t like it too hot. Oh, and can you put it in my favorite mug? No, not that one. The one that’s chipped on the edge.

Tags: espresso, coffee drinks, coffee is always a good idea, cappuccino, caffeine addict
Grade A Choice Shorts
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Description: Who doesn't like a side a beef in a stylish tshirt?

Tags: beef, vegetarian, body, meat eater, body positivity
My dreams are too big for sleep Shorts
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Description: "I never sleep 'cause sleep is the cousin to death." - Nas

Tags: inspire, space, motivational, universe, typography
I like my coffee like I like my women... Shorts
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Description: With a little bit of half-n-half, a teaspoon of sugar, a dash of cinnamon, and maybe an ice cube, because I don’t like it too hot. Oh, and can you put it in my favorite mug? No, not that one. The one that’s chipped on the edge.

Tags: cup of coffee, caffeine, latte, espresso, macchiato
I like my coffee like I like my men... Shorts
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Description: With a little bit of half-n-half, a teaspoon of sugar, a dash of cinnamon, and maybe an ice cube, because I don’t like it too hot. Oh, and can you put it in my favorite mug? No, not that one. The one that’s chipped on the edge.

Tags: morning, not before my coffee, starbucks coffee, coffee beans, drink up
Surf Pleasures Shorts
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Description: An alternative, abstract version of my Only Surfers Know the Pleasures design.

Tags: minimalist, minimalism, abstract, ian curtis, love will tear us apart
Greenland is still not for sale Shorts
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Description: What do you get when you have a completely ignorant political leader make bald face claims about buying another country without any consultation from anyone about? You get a ... Wait, Trump did what now? You're joking right?

Tags: true story, europe, white house, stranger than fiction, real estate

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