Shorts
Description: Just keep going. Only six more...days. Then you can have plenty of bagels and donuts and cinnamon rolls. Because who are we kidding? We all need a good cheat day. Maybe every day is your cheat day? Then get seven of this design! One for every day of the week. Maybe get one more for when you're doing laundry.
Description: I just wanted you to know from the bottom of my heart how grateful I am to you for all of the times you totally didn't help me or do anything useful at all. It's been really great the way you literally seem to always bring me down or simply let me fall. Where would I be without you? Probably in the same exact place. Thanks for nothing!
Description: Look, I know that whatever you're saying is probably very important to you, but if you could just take that bottom lip and push it against your top lip and stop letting words out of your mouth, that would be great! Get this design for that friend who's just had enough of everyone! Ugh. Please. Stop Talking.
Description: Look. This is awkward. I was just out here, minding my own business, quietly taking over your planet and, well, you spotted me. I don't want any trouble and I'd hate to have to turn you to goo, so how about this? You never saw me. Great. Now tell all your friends so that they know too. Sincerely, Zeepzorp.
