devinbilly

Description: Maybe you've heard of a certain guy whose name rhymes with Schmulk, but when you wear this shirt, you can have stone fists that could destroy Schmulk.

Description: Wield Black Razor and steal the souls of your enemies. Also wear this nice, warm shirt and embody Dread and his trusty, untrustworthy blade.

Description: Run up a wall, place a hunter's mark, flip over twice and release an arrow straight into the heart of a lich-lord chasing you. Sound impossible? Not if you wear this particular torso-covering*. Soft cotton and kick-ass Liassis on the front, you will be the envy of your friends who only wish they could wear such awesomeness and also do flips. *Doing flips is inherently dangerous and if you cannot see through the sales-speak you definitely should specifically not attempt any flipping, archery, or anything badass until you learn to be responsible.