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🐛 Everytime a product manager comes to you saying there's a bug in your app, just point your finger at your tee.

🐙 You are part of the illuminati that obeys to Git, an omniscient god who keeps watch over your precious code. Above Git is the Eye of the providence, making sure that all tests pass. Pay your respects and code with confidence.

The sun rises and sets. Pina coladas keep flowing. Smell the salty breeze and hear the synths swell as you tickle your keyboard. Everyone’s got a vice in this town. Yours? You refactor, long long into the night.

🦍 Release your inner beast! Stack and overlflow all the pancakes in your mounth and smash the code!

🦍 Release your inner beast! Stack and overlflow all the pancakes in your mounth and smash the code!

Sex, Drugs & Refactor. You’re the envy of all code monkeys. A true rock star. When you refactor, it’s like a 10 min guitar solo that doesn’t let up and everyone is made all the better for it. You already act the part, now it’s time to look the part.