Cards
Description: Player 1 locks in the raging barbarian; Player 2 is the smiling game master with a fresh batch of wandering monsters. Inspired by legendary 1990s 16-bit arcade fighting game character select screens, this piece turns the inevitable tavern brawl into an all-out coin-op showdown. Featuring a split-screen versus layout with a dynamic 16-bit class selection grid and bold arcade marquee typography. The bold, clean vector lineart guarantees zero fuzzy edges and vivid color separation on dark and light apparel alike. Crafted on a classic unisex cut with pre-shrunk cotton for lasting comfort during marathon tabletop sessions. The ultimate conversation starter for seasoned game masters, bards, and arcade veterans.
Description: Keep your heavy broadswords and complicated spell components; two bare fists and a solid roundhouse kick get the job done every single round. Channeling the energy of 1980s coin-op martial arts fighting covers, this piece celebrates pure unarmed discipline. A fearless martial arts monk leaps from an ancient stone pagoda, raining down a barrage of glowing spiritual strikes upon a stunned minotaur, framed by bold brushstroke title typography and arcade cabinet borders. Constructed from pre-shrunk cotton for flexible movement and long-lasting durability through every convention and game night. An essential pick for martial artists, ki masters, and unarmed brawlers.
Flurry of Blows - No Weapons Needed | 80s Martial Arts Arcade Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Why wrap presents when you can turn into a bear and take a long winter nap? A knitted bear in a Santa hat between pine trees, framed by Nordic stitch bands and dice in the corners. For the druid who solves every encounter by becoming a bear.
Tis The Season To Wild Shape | RPG Druid Ugly Christmas Sweater Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You ran ahead without scouting, provoked the entire goblin lair, and fell into a spiked pit on turn one. This holiday season, your table cleric offers the true miracle of forgiveness: casting a touch-range healing spell you definitely didn't earn. Stop complaining and drink the divine spark!
Cure Wounds, The Gift You Didn't Deserve | RPG Cleric Ugly Christmas Sweater Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Unlimited eldritch blasts sound like a bargain until your otherworldly patron comes to collect the fine print. Channeling the sinister aesthetic of classic 90s dark fantasy big-box PC titles, this tee captures the precarious life of the contracted spellcaster. A hooded warlock with glowing green eyes inks a sprawling magical pact held by the towering claw of a horned shadow entity, framed by sharp gothic lettering and vintage PC software warning banners. Rich, deep blacks and vivid eldritch green hues are applied with high-density printing to keep dark fantasy details striking across all dark apparel tones. A must-have for cultists, pact makers, and dark magic adepts.
Description: You took the high ground, checked the wind direction, and your beast companion stepped on the loudest branch in the entire enchanted forest. Inspired by 90s tactical strategy cartridge covers, this piece showcases the perils of high-stakes wilderness navigation. An elven archer draws an arcane longbow alongside an armored battle wolf amid towering bioluminescent mushrooms, accompanied by sharp futuristic title typography and retro tactical HUD accents. Printed with sharp, smooth ink layers that highlight vivid forest greens, glowing purples, and deep shadows. The quintessential shirt for scouts, archers, and beast masters who know stealth is never guaranteed.
Ambush Failed - Natural 1 on Perception | 16-Bit Tactical Fantasy T-Shirt Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Santa and dwarves have a lot in common: the beard, the belly and strong opinions about ale. A knitted dwarf with a braided beard, a Santa hat and a tankard, framed by Nordic stitch bands and dice in the corners. For the dwarf player, the bearded gamer, or the shortest person in the group.
Description: Magic is merely science that hasn't been properly engineered yet. Inside a smoke-filled laboratory, the arcane engineer powers up an interlocking brass automaton arm and aimed hand-cannon. Pure 1970s retro-tech pulp fantasy madness. Perfect gift for Artificers, tinkers, steampunk lovers, and mad fantasy scientists. Rich vertical composition that fits classic apparel and game room metal prints.
The Artificer - Clockwork Inventor Retro Comic Cover | TTRPG Fantasy Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Weapons are a crutch for those whose hands are not forged in iron and Ki. The martial master shatters stone columns with a single focused palm strike, surrounded by swirling energy in a mountain sanctuary. Martial arts pulp crossover from the golden 1970s era. Tailored for Monks, martial artists, dexterity fighters, and kung fu cinema fans. Striking vertical artwork that sits cleanly on the chest of tees, tanks, and hoodies.
Description: A song can heal, inspire, or shatter a dragon's pride into dust. Standing atop the ruins of an ancient amphitheater, the legendary bard strums an ornate lute as sonic soundwaves visibly rip through the air. Classic 70s rock-opera meets dark fantasy pulp. Essential for Bards, College of Lore scholars, party charmers, and musicians. Perfect rectangular fit for t-shirts, concert-style apparel, and tavern wall decor.
Description: Sold your soul? Make sure you get your cantrips' worth. Channeling unnamable cosmic patrons from beyond the veil, this retro comic masterpiece captures the Warlock blasting through the abyss with raw eldritch beam power. Tailored for Warlocks, Great Old One cultists, Fiend pactmakers, and edgy casters. Bold vertical design with high contrast, tailor-made for dark gaming apparel and metal plates.
Description: Where darkness crawls, radiant retribution answers. Armored in towering gothic plate, the champion of light unleashes a blinding Divine Smite against the abyss. Inspired by classic 1970s comic masterpieces with heroic proportions and sacred glow. Built for Paladins, Clerics, Oath of Vengeance crusaders, and tactical tabletop champions. Optimized for Displate wall art and high-density cotton tees.
Description: You never see the blade that counts. Cloaked in midnight mist above a gothic cathedral, the master thief waits for the perfect sneak attack. A tribute to bronze-age mystery comics with razor-sharp linework, stark chiaroscuro shadows, and retro newsprint charm. Essential wear for Rogues, Assassins, stealth players, and lovers of dark urban fantasy. Striking vertical composition that looks stunning on dark streetwear and metal prints.
Description: No armor, no hesitation, pure unadulterated fury. Step into the brutal glory of 1970s sword-and-sorcery pulp comics. The Berserker roars from atop a pile of shattered shields and defeated beasts, greatsword gripped tight as lightning splits the blood-red horizon. Perfect gift for Barbarians, strength builds, gym lifters, and Conan-era dark fantasy lovers. Vertical layout designed specifically for t-shirts, tank tops, and metal collector plates.
Description: ARTIFICER GYM: LITERALLY BUILT DIFFERENT! Why wait on generic biology when you can engineer peak performance with steam, pressure valves, and gears? An inventive artificer in welding goggles and a heavy leather shop apron curling clockwork iron plates with massive forearms. Steampunk retro athletic badge combining warm copper, antique brass, and subtle electric cyan highlights. Highly detailed yet completely clean for sharp printing on metal posters and apparel. Perfect for: Engineers, makers, artificer players, and gym rats who treat training like applied mechanics.
Description: Faith is forged in iron, warhammers, and sacred fire. Stand resolute between life and death. The battle-hardened cleric raises a glowing sacred reliquary, invoking cosmic deities amidst ancient catacombs. Authentic 70s bronze-age pulp art at its finest. Dedicated to Clerics, healers who choose violence, Domain of War players, and DMs. High-definition vertical poster layout for premium apparel and home gaming shrines.
The Cleric - Divine Intervention Retro Comic Cover | TTRPG Fantasy Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: One arrow. Zero mercy. The hunter never loses the trail. Perched on a cliff edge overlooking monster-infested badlands, the cloaked scout draws a recurve longbow with pinpoint lethal precision. Classic 70s adventure comic energy with deep shadows and grit. Ideal for Rangers, monster hunters, tabletop archers, and survivalists. Balanced vertical composition designed for dark graphic apparel and Displate collectors.
Description: DM GYM: CRUSHING HEROES & TOTAL PARTY KILLS! Carrying the weight of endless monsters, intricate traps, and chaotic player choices builds titanic strength. A towering, masked Dungeon Master curling heavy cast iron dumbbells with giant d20 weight plates showing a natural 1. Imposing dark athletic badge in royal violet, midnight charcoal, and bone cream with thick outer boundaries. The ultimate authoritative statement piece for behind the master screen or at the squat rack. Perfect for: Ruthless Dungeon Masters, campaign architects, dice hoarders, and tabletop fitness veterans.
Description: Respect the sacred grove, or face the ancient beast within. Surrounded by twisting ironwood briers, the guardian of the primordial wild channels thunderstorm fury while shifting into a massive dire bear. 1970s wilderness pulp horror at its finest. Must-have for Druids, Wild Shape lovers, nature guardians, and Circle of the Moon mains. High-contrast earthy vertical print that commands attention on dark clothing and posters.
Description: BARD GYM: REACH YOUR PERFORMANCE PEAK! High charisma opens doors, but peak physical presence commands the entire stage! A shredded, dapper bard in an open velvet doublet curling classic iron with effortless showmanship and style. Striking vintage comic aesthetic featuring vibrant retro magenta, brass gold, and heavy black contrast lines. A bold centerpiece graphic built for extroverts, musicians, and game night showstoppers. Perfect for: Charisma builds, frontmen, stylish lifters, and tabletop players who live for the spotlight.
Description: No magic gimmicks. Just endless training, heavy steel, and an Action Surge. Standing alone against an entire army at the fortress gate, the veteran warrior raises shield and longsword with unstoppable resolve. Gritty, uncompromising 70s sword-and-sorcery cover art. For Fighters, Battle Masters, sword-and-board purists, and frontline party tanks. High-conversion vintage cover graphic for dark clothing and metallic wall plates.
The Fighter - Action Surge Retro Comic Cover | TTRPG Fantasy T-Shirt Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: WIZARD GYM: NEVER SKIP BRAIN DAY! They claimed wizards only have a d6 hit die, so this battlemage hit the gym to rewrite the rules! An unexpectedly shredded elder scholar rocking a pointed wizard hat while curling heavy runic-strapped dumbbells. Vintage comic t-shirt art with arcane cyan blue and mystic purple contrast against clean off-white highlights. A hilarious collision between high-intelligence spellcasting and raw gym culture. Perfect for: Evocation wizards, intellect lifters, tabletop number-crunchers, and gym rats with a dark sense of humor.
Description: WHAT COULD GO WRONG? HOME TRAP DISARMING ACTIVITIES! High-end thief tools are expensive; a bent wire hanger and pure curiosity are more than enough to investigate ancient stone keyholes and pressure plates. A hilarious tribute to every failed sleight-of-hand check in dungeon history. Vintage illustrated manual look featuring caution-stripe framing, warm rust tones, and bold comic ink contours. Looks sharp and punchy on mechanic jackets, casual hoodies, and toolbox stickers. Perfect for: Unlucky rogues, trap-triggering barbarians, dungeon survival veterans, and tabletop thieves.
Description: Behind the carved screen, worlds are forged and parties are broken. Cloaked in cosmic mystery and grinning behind a horned bone mask, the supreme storyteller rolls the black twenty-sided die of doom. The ultimate homage to 1970s bronze-age horror and dark fantasy comic book omnipotence. The definitive tribute and gift for Dungeon Masters, Game Masters, storytellers, and campaign architects. Iconic vertical comic cover format that dominates black tees, hoodies, and collector metal posters.
The Dungeon Master - Architect of Fate Retro Comic Cover | TTRPG Fantasy Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: MAKING NEW FRIENDS: BEGINNER NECROMANCY FOR KIDS! Making friends at school can be tough, but with a bit of dark magic and a garden shovel, nobody ever has to play alone at recess! A joyful, sunny ring-around-the-rosy dance with friendly reanimated dungeon skeletons. 1970s retro cover art aesthetic with graveyard violet, earthy moss green, and clean off-white line fills within a smooth curved frame. A best-seller aesthetic that combines wholesome childhood vibes with gothic dark comedy. Perfect for: Misunderstood necromancers, death domain clerics, spooky pop culture fans, and die-cut sticker collectors.
Description: INDOOR CAMPFIRES: EASY WAYS TO CAST FIREBALL! Why bother lighting a mundane hearth when a pinch of sulfur, bat guano, and zero situational awareness can warm the entire library in seconds? The ultimate household heating solution for ambitious young spellcasters. Classic vintage storybook visuals with rich scarlet and amber tones, backed by heavy drop-shadow typography designed for maximum legibilidade across any shirt color. Essential gear for the player who inevitably sets the local tavern ablaze. Perfect for: Evocation wizards, pyromaniac spellcasters, chaotic tabletop parties, and lovers of vintage satire.
Description: SORCERER GYM: BORN WITH INNATE POWER! While others spend decades studying technique, pure draconic power flows straight through the bloodstream. A muscular dragon-blooded sorcerer curling heavy iron while crackling with stylized comic lightning. Dynamic, high-impact serigraphy aesthetic in dragon crimson and blazing orange with bold varsity block lettering. Designed to pop with intense energy on workout hoodies and dark athletic tees. Perfect for: Wild magic mains, explosive lifters, dragon lovers, and chaotic tabletop characters.
Description: FUN WITH GELATIN: DELICIOUS DUNGEON SNACKS! Who said a ten-foot acidic cube can't double as a delightful afternoon treat? Grab a retro spoon and scoop out a slice while sorting through the adventurer bones and d20 dice trapped inside. Authentic 70s activity book aesthetic featuring vibrant slime green, mustard yellow, and sharp black boundary contours for effortless background removal. Built to look incredible on workout tank tops, canvas tote bags, and gaming room wall decor. Perfect for: Ooze lovers, reckless dungeon scavengers, retro cartoon fans, and players with questionable life choices.
Description: CLERIC GYM: BLESSED REPS & DIVINE ENDURANCE! Carrying an entire party of reckless adventurers through lethal dungeons demands a massive back and shoulders. A battle cleric in steel armor pumping out consecrated iron reps backed by holy solar energy. Timeless screenprint illustration featuring radiant yellow gold, royal navy blue, and thick solid outlines. Clean vector separation designed specifically for premium t-shirt printing and durable stickers. Perfect for: Dedicated support mains, iron healers, functional fitness athletes, and tabletop veterans.
Description: LEASH YOUR LIZARD: RESPONSIBLE PET CARE FOR DRAGONS! Taking your pet out for a neighborhood walk requires good manners, a scoop, and plenty of fire resistance! Vintage 70s suburban optimism turns a ferocious Ancient Red Dragon into a domestic companion led by a flimsy leather leash. High-energy retro palette of scale crimson, sky cyan, and golden yellow bounded by heavy continuous black outlines. A vibrant, conversation-starting graphic built for convention shirts and gaming bags. Perfect for: Beast masters, dragon riders, monster breeders, and lovers of deadpan fantasy satire.
Description: ROGUE GYM: SNEAK GAINS IN THE SHADOWS! Raw strength means nothing without explosive agility and stealth. A hooded rogue in fitted studded leather curling heavy matte-black dumbbells, building the upper-body power needed to carry entire treasure hoards silently. Sleek heraldic gym emblem styling with deep burgundy, onyx leather tones, and bold athletic block lettering. Delivers a clean, striking print on dark fleece hoodies, gym gear, and laptop sleeves. Perfect for: Rogue mains, calisthenics athletes, stealth enthusiasts, and dungeon looters.
Description: STARING CONTEST: ALWAYS LET THEM BLINK FIRST! The golden rule when facing a legendary floating eye aberration: absolute confidence and zero blinking! A darkly comic parody of classic vintage schoolbooks where a cheerful kid challenges a multi-eyed horror with an unshakable smile. Retro graphic style complete with striped 70s borders, solid ink line art, and vibrant cyan and gold tones. Highly visible and readable from across the room on game night apparel, metal posters, and die-cut stickers. Perfect for: Aberration hunters, D&D veterans, tabletop gamers with a taste for vintage humor, and seasoned narrative masters.
Description: MY FIRST MIMIC: ACTIVITIES FOR LITTLE ADVENTURERS! Not every wooden dungeon chest wants to be looted—some just crave a quick snack and a gentle scratch on their razor-sharp fangs! Inspired by vintage 1970s children's activity book covers where wide-eyed innocence meets classic tabletop peril. Features an authentic retro rounded badge frame, bold distressed bubble typography, and a warm screenprint palette of mustard yellow and terracotta red. Crisp black outlines guarantee high contrast on dark tees, retro gaming hoodies, laptop sleeves, and water bottle stickers. Perfect for: Mimic survivors, devious Dungeon Masters, 70s retro art collectors, and dark humor TTRPG fans.
Description: WARLOCK GYM: UNLEASH PATRON GAINS! Pledging your soul was just the warm-up; the real contract is forged under the barbell. A jacked warlock in dark horned mantle curling massive brutalist dumbbells wrapped in eldritch chains and glowing runes. Sinister retro athletic badge design blending imperial purple, toxic green accents, and deep charcoal shadows. An eye-catching graphic that stands out on gym wear, water bottles, and game room art. Perfect for: Eldritch blast spammers, dark fantasy enthusiasts, heavy lifters, and warlock devotees.