Description: An early encounter with queer desire.
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Description: Some people come to mingle. You came to be admired—and frankly, it’s good to be clear about expectations.
Description: He’s handsome, he’s unbothered, and he’s already checking out your boyfriend.
Description: Just giving credit where it’s due. Ask your boyfriend—he’ll understand.
Description: My taste in men remains under investigation. In the meantime, you’re looking suspiciously good.
Description: You saw the warning signs. You flirted anyway.
Description: For everyone who contributed absolutely nothing—you know who you are. Consider this your thank-you note.
Description: Taking accountability? In this economy? Let your shirt handle the breakup—you’ve already done enough.
Description: She ran. She screamed. She survived. Obviously, she’s the FINAL GIRL.
Description: Be careful what you wish for.
Description: Scream Queen
Description: A little witchcraft, a little innuendo, and absolutely no explanation for the uninitiated.
Description: Why you so obsessed with me?
Description: Pull up to it Don't drive through it
Description: We all get hurt by love
Description: Fembots have feelings too.
Description: What am I to do with my life?
Description: Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Description: Serving Dolly-sized hair and even bigger life advice.
Description: There is no such thing as natural beauty
Description: Welcome to the Mayflower Kennel Club, where the competition is fierce, the grooming is flawless, and every dog is obviously a star.
Description: she tries to encourage vegetarianism.
Description: I'm the Mary, You'rethe Rhoda
Description: A full-on Monet: fabulous from across the room, a total disaster up close.
Description: Once a carnie, always a carnie
Description: Are you drying your nails, or do you have a question?
Description: Every scandal deserves good lighting and a six-part limited series. Until then, save it for the documentary.
Description: The steps are simple. The commitment is not. Hit the pose, serve the face, and when in doubt—GATHER.
Description: Air travel is stressful enough without having to correct Oprah.
Description: Two snaps, zero notes, and absolutely no appeal process.
Description: CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!:
Description: Sweet dreams are for amateurs.
Description: Do you have some sort of businesswoman's special?
Description: Everybody’s working, honey.
Description: A groundbreaking businesswoman, a visionary, an inventor of office supplies. I invented Post-its—and frankly, you’re welcome.
Description: Feelings? I’m an actress. I’ve got all of them.
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