DK Glassy

Description: Francis like music and he liked it loud. Anyway, that’s what he told people. The truth was, Francis was no headbanger. His mind had been blown when meditating on a book of 18th century erotic poetry. He was just afraid his co-workers at the meth lab wouldn’t understand.

Description: Gavin had the kind of smile that led people to give him credit for things he didn’t actually do and a pathological lack of self-awareness that made him believe he actually had achieved those things on his own merit. Go Gavin!

Description: Penny often found herself faced with crippling indecision. Something as simple as choosing a side order could send her into a dissociative state, where she could see herself saying the words, “side salad—no wait—brussels sprouts,” while hovering above her own body.

Description: Glenn insisted he had a heightened sense of smell and people believed him. In reality, Glen’s olfactory prowess was average at best. He just had huge nostrils, so people would question the keenness of their own senses rather than the dubiousness of his.

Description: Alana had this cute little tick where she would purse her lips and pull them to the side. Eventually it became her personality.

Description: Vance Chesterfield was the kind of guy who you always called by his first and last name. It just sounded wrong if you didn’t. Even if he was the only Vance anyone knew, people would have no idea who you were talking about if you Vanced about him without the surname.

Description: Contessa can be a bit shy, but only because her thoughts are so dark.