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More Merch for Me Shorts
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Description: I love this group, but their merch is meh. As I have offered before, if the band sees this and wants it, it's yours! I can't find any physical media, so this is the closest I get. I'd even trade ya!

Tags: graffiti, hip hop, music, rap, streetwear

More Merch for Me Shorts

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Pam, The Whipped Cream Dream Shorts
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Description: Yes, made for me. You can get one too if ya want

Tags: archer, poovey, sexy, sploosh

Pam, The Whipped Cream Dream Shorts

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Big Science Shorts
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Description: Get that warm feeling like you were back in 1984. Feel free to buy it before it goes away!

Tags: quarantine, covid 19, fauci, parody design

Big Science Shorts

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On Your Feet Shorts
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Description: Yet another T-shirt I made for myself but if ya like it then you can buy one too.

Tags: inspiration, motivational, never surrender, warrior

On Your Feet Shorts

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Socially Carcinogenic Shorts

Description: Sometimes words are not necessary. Buy it!

Tags: i hate cancer, awareness, humorous, meta, social decay

Socially Carcinogenic Shorts

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And Justice For All... Shorts

Description: This is on a shirt now. Buy it!

Tags: meta, street, humorous, political parody, political satire

And Justice For All... Shorts

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Social Distancing Shorts

Description: Here's a shirt that has words. These words are humorous. You should buy it. And wear it. And wash it after you wear it so you can wear it again.

Tags: meta, stays crunchy in milk, quarantine, funny quote, funny

Social Distancing Shorts

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A Bird In The Hand Shorts
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Description: Front/Back is best!

Tags: humor, meta, get it, fun, addy

A Bird In The Hand Shorts

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Addy goes version #2 Shorts
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Description: Yes, I will have this shirt! Addy said so!

Tags: humor, addy, bird, fun

Addy goes version #2 Shorts

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I Believe... Shorts
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Description: Yet another shirt I made for myself but you can buy it too if ya want!

Tags: logic, common sense, truth, opinions dont matter, thoughtful

I Believe... Shorts

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Kung Fu Cock Shorts
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Description: Yet another shirt I made for myself but you can buy one too if ya want.

Tags: meta, tangy, eyes on you, funny, cock

Kung Fu Cock Shorts

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Protest The Protest Shorts
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Description: No matter what side you're on, this is the PERFECT shirt for ANY occasion! Buy it!

Tags: centrist, conservative, sexy, stylish, politics

Protest The Protest Shorts

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Nothing Really Matters Shorts
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Description: Tired of the unending hashtags? Well, here's your best response to all the current nonsense. Anyone can see somebody had the right idea in 1975 and now it is here for you to proudly wear. Buy it!

Tags: meta, humor, funny, queen, nihilism

Nothing Really Matters Shorts

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Football Religion Shorts
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Description: Support your sport for the religious experience it is!

Tags: religion, meta, politics, sports, church of football

Football Religion Shorts

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Torquemada Says... Shorts
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Description: I made this one for myself. You can buy one too if ya wanna.

Tags: credo, nemesis the warlock

Torquemada Says... Shorts

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Doc Griffon's Enabler Shorts
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Description: Doc wants YOU to join the Insomniamaniacs! And what better way than to buy this shirt! Or mug! GET IT NOW!

Tags: funny, alcohol, irs, insomnia ramble stream, meta

Doc Griffon's Enabler Shorts

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No Obligation Shorts
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Description: Tired of people asking you you to justify your actions? Allow this shirt to be your oasis in the desert of insanity.Perfect for anyone on the political spectrum and this slogan stays crunchy in milk! Buy it today!

Tags: meta, humor, joke, funny

No Obligation Shorts

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Sir Adamantine's Alternate 2nd Shirt Shorts
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Description: Because Ferret likes hoodies with slogans, we have this! Buy it!

Tags: popular

Sir Adamantine's Alternate 2nd Shirt Shorts

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Sir Adamantine's People Ruin Everything Shirt Shorts
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Description: More philosophy from the bird some people love to hate and hate to love. But if you love liquor then this is the shirt for you! Excellent art provided by Ferret!

Tags: funny, alcohol, sir adamantine, meta, ferret
Sir Adamantine Philosophy Shorts
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Description: Because this needs to exist. Now it does. BUY IT!

Tags: alcohol, drinking, humor, meta, smoking

Sir Adamantine Philosophy Shorts

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Good Job... (Style #1) Shorts
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Description: Give some positive reinforcement with a velvet hammer!

Tags: best seller, humor, thumb, hot, good job

Good Job... (Style #1) Shorts

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The Doctor is In(toxicated) Shorts
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Description: If you like the show then why not buy the shirt? Seems like sound logic, doesn't it?

Tags: 8pm est, doctor on call, meta, funny, interview

The Doctor is In(toxicated) Shorts

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Sweetie Squad Fight Night Logo Shorts
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Description: Yes, this is the design as seen in Knoxville. Get Yours today!

Tags: mister metokur, meta, sweetie squad, humorous, knoxville

Sweetie Squad Fight Night Logo Shorts

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Doctor On Call 2-Sided with Blackout art Shorts
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Description: Some logo and some brilliant art by Blackout. So, BUY IT!

Tags: meta, docgriffonblackout, doctor on call, excellent

Doctor On Call 2-Sided with Blackout art Shorts

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Doctor On Call logo Shorts
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Description: Support the show (if ya wanna).

Tags: doctor on call, docgriffon, meta, cool, sexy

Doctor On Call logo Shorts

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The Official Doc Griffon T Shorts
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Description: Drawn by Redacted and ripped off by me to feed my grain habit. Even though I'll never sell a single one of these, I'll be happy knowing it exists.

Tags: doctor on call, comedy, meta, docgriffon

The Official Doc Griffon T Shorts

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Mister Metokur Doesn't Care Shorts
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Description: He just wants to watch the world burn. Since he isn't interested in making merch I decided I'd make a buck off his celebrity.

Tags: metocast, humor, metokur, ibs, troll

Mister Metokur Doesn't Care Shorts

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Dave the Unicorn Shorts
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Description: Deep dive into obscure movies with this classic quote. Don't be Choda Boy - BUY THE SHIRT!

Tags: humor, orgasmo, movie, sarcastic, retro

Dave the Unicorn Shorts

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