Cards
Description: Jesus has seen what we did with the message. This vintage-style Christian humor design features a facepalming Middle Eastern Jesus with the words, “You guys, thats not what I said!” A funny, slightly exasperated reminder to get back to the actual teachings of Jesus: love God, love your neighbor, show mercy, and maybe stop making things quite so complicated. Perfect for Christians, pastors, theology nerds, Bible study groups, faith communities, and anyone who appreciates thoughtful Christian satire with a retro look.
Jesus Facepalm – You Guys, Thats Not What I Said | Vintage Christian Humor Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This ALTERNATE BACK bold F.A.R.E. parody shirt transforms the iconic 90s D.A.R.E. logo into a powerful message: Fascism Awareness & Resistance Education. Designed for activists, educators, and anyone standing against authoritarianism, this shirt is perfect for rallies, protests, or sparking conversation. Featuring striking red and white text on a black background, it’s a sharp call to resist fascism with awareness and education. Ideal for those passionate about social justice and political satire.
Anti-Fascism Parody Shirt – Fascism Awareness & Resistance Education Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This ALTERNATE BACK bold F.A.R.E. parody shirt transforms the iconic 90s D.A.R.E. logo into a powerful message: Fascism Awareness & Resistance Education. Designed for activists, educators, and anyone standing against authoritarianism, this shirt is perfect for rallies, protests, or sparking conversation. Featuring striking red and white text on a black background, it’s a sharp call to resist fascism with awareness and education. Ideal for those passionate about social justice and political satire.
(V2 T Shirt Alternate Back) Anti-Fascism Parody Shirt – Fascism Awareness & Resistance Education Tee Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This bold F.A.R.E. parody shirt transforms the iconic 90s D.A.R.E. logo into a powerful message: Fascism Awareness & Resistance Education. Designed for activists, educators, and anyone standing against authoritarianism, this shirt is perfect for rallies, protests, or sparking conversation. Featuring striking red and white text on a black background, it’s a sharp call to resist fascism with awareness and education. Ideal for those passionate about social justice and political satire.
(V1 Tee Shirt) Anti-Fascism Parody Shirt – Fascism Awareness & Resistance Education Tee Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This steampunk hot air balloon design showcases a detailed fantasy airship crafted with gears, pipes, and mechanical flair. Perfect for fans of retro-futuristic art, Victorian-era inventions, and imaginative air travel themes. The design captures the spirit of adventure and mechanical innovation, making it ideal for steampunk enthusiasts, alternative history lovers, and fans of vintage flying machines.
Description: This steampunk hot air balloon design showcases a detailed fantasy airship crafted with gears, pipes, and mechanical flair. Perfect for fans of retro-futuristic art, Victorian-era inventions, and imaginative air travel themes. The design captures the spirit of adventure and mechanical innovation, making it ideal for steampunk enthusiasts, alternative history lovers, and fans of vintage flying machines.
Description: This is a steampunk style whale - in space - where all steampunk whales should be. This unique design features a majestic space whale equipped with steampunk-style gear. Perfect for lovers of retro-futurism, sci-fi fantasy, and mechanical animal art, this design brings an imaginative blend of Victorian steampunk and deep-space adventure. Ideal for fans of cosmic creatures, whales, and creative, out-of-this-world apparel with a mechanical twist.
Black Steampunk Space Whale - Fantasy - Animal - Line Art Shirt Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is a steampunk style whale - in space - where all steampunk whales should be. This unique design features a majestic space whale equipped with steampunk-style gear. Perfect for lovers of retro-futurism, sci-fi fantasy, and mechanical animal art, this design brings an imaginative blend of Victorian steampunk and deep-space adventure. Ideal for fans of cosmic creatures, whales, and creative, out-of-this-world apparel with a mechanical twist.
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech sticker perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member. Perfect for stage crew gifts, drama club members, tech week survivors, or anyone who knows the struggle of "gaff tape fixes everything." ★ Ideal for theater majors, high school drama geeks, college theater kids, and proud techies who do it in the dark! ★ Makes a perfect backstage crew gift, techie birthday present, or opening night surprise. ★ Available on stickers, shir...
HELL WEEK Alternate - Funny Theater Tech – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member.
Thank You Five! - Theater Tech – Actor Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerds Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech sticker perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member. Perfect for stage crew gifts, drama club members, tech week survivors, or anyone who knows the struggle of "gaff tape fixes everything." ★ Ideal for theater majors, high school drama geeks, college theater kids, and proud techies who do it in the dark! ★ Makes a perfect backstage crew gift, techie birthday present, or opening night surprise. ★ Available on stickers, shir...
HELL WEEK Theater Tech Sticker – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerds Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member.
Theater Tech – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerd Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member.
Tech Week – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerds Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Inspired by a real moment of political absurdity. During a Senate hearing, Senator Dick Durbin asked Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth to name examples of wasteful science spending. Hegseth replied: “putting marbles in the rear end of cats.” This shirt humorously immortalizes that baffling moment with a colorful cartoon cat, a pile of marbles, and the satirical equation: cat + marbles = science. If you enjoy calling out nonsense with a smirk, this design is your protest banner in wearable form. https://youtu.be/ipznVhGkW8E?si=HfieGnB4VCGkR3CR
“Cat + Marbles = Science” – Hegseth’s Confusion about the Scientific Method Card
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Description: Discover the most delightfully chaotic lab mistake this side of Muppet Labs! This tee features Beaker in shock, holding his bubbling Erlenmeyer flask. With warm vintage tones, distressed texture, and bold lettering reading “mistakes were made” this design is perfect for Muppet loyalists, science lovers, and fans of classic Jim Henson charm. Wear it, gift it, or frame it next to your chemistry set—this shirt is guaranteed to spark nostalgia, laughs, and maybe a little lab safety concern.
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member.
Theater Tech – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerds Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member.
TECH WEEK THEATER – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerds Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech sticker perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member. Perfect for stage crew gifts, drama club members, tech week survivors, or anyone who knows the struggle of "gaff tape fixes everything." ★ Ideal for theater majors, high school drama geeks, college theater kids, and proud techies who do it in the dark! ★ Makes a perfect backstage crew gift, techie birthday present, or opening night surprise. ★ Available on stickers, shir...
GAFF TAPE Theater Tech Sticker – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerds Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member.
Theater Tech – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerds Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate every show’s best wishes with this “Break a Leg” tee—perfect for thespians, stagehands, directors, crew, and theater lovers alike. Featuring a retro-inspired illustration of a foot stepping onstage behind heavy red curtains, this design bridges the onstage magic with the unseen backstage hustle. Versatile for cast parties, tech week, opening night, drama club, or everyday wear. Ideal gift for actors, stage crew, stage managers, backstage moms and dads, drama teachers, and theater geeks. Perfect for: 🎬 Tech week survival 🎟️ Opening-night vibes ❤️ Backstage crew 👯 Cast celebration souvenirs 🎁 Unique theater-themed gift
“Break a Leg” Vintage-Style Theater Graphic Tee – Curtain Call Design for Actors & Crew Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member. Perfect for stage crew gifts, drama club members, tech week survivors, or anyone who knows the struggle of "gaff tape fixes everything." ★ Ideal for theater majors, high school drama geeks, college theater kids, and proud techies who do it in the dark! ★ Makes a perfect backstage crew gift, techie birthday present, or opening night surprise. ★ Available on lots of products
Off book Theater Tech – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerds Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member. Perfect for stage crew gifts, drama club members, tech week survivors, or anyone who knows the struggle of "gaff tape fixes everything." ★ Ideal for theater majors, high school drama geeks, college theater kids, and proud techies who do it in the dark! ★ Makes a perfect backstage crew gift, techie birthday present, or opening night surprise. ★ Available on lots of products
NOTES Theater Tech – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerds Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech sticker perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member. Perfect for stage crew gifts, drama club members, tech week survivors, or anyone who knows the struggle of "gaff tape fixes everything." ★ Ideal for theater majors, high school drama geeks, college theater kids, and proud techies who do it in the dark! ★ Makes a perfect backstage crew gift, techie birthday present, or opening night surprise. ★ Available on lots of products
GAFF TAPE Theater Tech – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerds Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech sticker perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member. Perfect for stage crew gifts, drama club members, tech week survivors, or anyone who knows the struggle of "gaff tape fixes everything." ★ Ideal for theater majors, high school drama geeks, college theater kids, and proud techies who do it in the dark! ★ Makes a perfect backstage crew gift, techie birthday present, or opening night surprise. ★ Available on many products
HELL WEEK Theater Tech – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos – Theater Gifts for Techies and Drama Nerds Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lights, sound, chaos — welcome to tech week! This hilarious theater tech sticker perfectly captures the backstage madness only true techies understand. Whether you're a seasoned stagehand, lighting wizard, sound guru, or prop master, this funny design is made for you. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or gifted to your favorite crew member. Perfect for stage crew gifts, drama club members, tech week survivors, or anyone who knows the struggle of "gaff tape fixes everything." ★ Ideal for theater majors, high school drama geeks, college theater kids, and proud techies who do it in the dark! ★ Makes a perfect backstage crew gift, techie birthday present, or opening night surprise. ★ Available on stickers, shir...
TECH WEEK- Funny Theater Tech Sticker – Stage Crew Life Humor – Tech Week Chaos Card
$5.00 $6.00