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Straight Outta Transylvania Hat
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Description: Four vampires, one hood? Celebrate the cast of our Transylvania Chronicles with this awesome design by Kelly Clark and Sam Young!

Tags: dork tales, dracula, vampire, vampire rpg, vampire the dark ages

Straight Outta Transylvania Hat

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This is Bananas! Hat
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Description: Our Banana Dog!

Tags: cute dog, dog, dog lover, dog mom, dogs

This is Bananas! Hat

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Waffles: The Reckoning Japanese Bootleg Edition Hat

Description: Waffaru!

Tags: dork tales, hunter the reckoning, ttrpg, world of darkness
Waffles: The Reckoning Hat
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Description: Sometimes a good boi has to bring hecc

Tags: dork tales, hunter the reckoning, rpg, ttrpg, waffles

Waffles: The Reckoning Hat

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The Orphan Holy Symbol Hat
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Description: Why not wear the symbol of the Ylosian god of death?

Tags: dungeons and dragons, rpg, ttrpg

The Orphan Holy Symbol Hat

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Nyrn Approves Hat

Description: Are you sure this is the action you want to be doing if the goddess of darkness approves?

Tags: d20, dnd, dork tales, dungeon master, fantasy

Nyrn Approves Hat

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Fera Approves Hat

Description: Hey, it can't be all bad if Fera approves.

Tags: dnd, dork tales, dungeon master, fantasy, gaming

Fera Approves Hat

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Zariel Was Right Hat
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Description: Well she was.

Tags: d20, demons, descent into avernus, devils, dnd

Zariel Was Right Hat

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False Creek Sinners MC Hat
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Description: Support your local motorcycle club!

Tags: biker, hunter, hunter the reckoning, motorcycle club

False Creek Sinners MC Hat

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Mind of a Storyteller Hat
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Description: Have a piece of Kelly's brain. Literally.

Tags: brain scan, creative, creativity, medical, mri

Mind of a Storyteller Hat

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Boom Boom Hat
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Description: The real hero.

Tags: boom, dog, dragons, dungeons and dragons, fantasy

Boom Boom Hat

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The Shirt. Hat
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Description: Get the shirt. Wear the shirt. Love the shirt.

Tags: d20, dms, dnd, dungeons and dragons, rpg

The Shirt. Hat

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Lark and Flame Hat
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Description: Lark and Flame's love immortalized on a shirt! Which, as we know, is the most enduring canvas for love.

Tags: catgirl, dd, dnd, dungeons and dragons, orc

Lark and Flame Hat

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Dinescu Family Crest Hat
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Description: Pledge your fealty to house Dinescu!

Tags: crest, dark ages, medieval, transylvania chronicles, vampire

Dinescu Family Crest Hat

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The Crab Hat
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Description: Sometimes you get it. Sometimes it gets you.

Tags: crab fishing, crabbing, dork tales, dungeons and dragons, fishing

The Crab Hat

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Aesyn Rightwing: 50% Elf... Hat
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Description: Aesyn is a woman of many percentages.

Tags: d20, dnd, dork tales, dungeons and dragons, elf

Aesyn Rightwing: 50% Elf... Hat

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Raise the Stakes Hat
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Description: Vlad is a great motivational speaker.

Tags: count dracula, halloween, horror, parody, transylvania

Raise the Stakes Hat

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justbardthings Hat
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Description: It's a bard's life

Tags: d20, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons, fantasy, gaming

justbardthings Hat

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Lawful Horny Hat

Description: You're going to need a long rest.

Tags: d20, dnd, dnd gift, dungeon master, fantasy

Lawful Horny Hat

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Chaotic Horny Hat

Description: Roll for initiative. Or a Con save. Your choice.

Tags: d20, dice, dnd, dnd gift, dungeon master

Chaotic Horny Hat

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It's Chicken (Bock Bock) Hat
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Description: Welcome to the party, Charliee!

Tags: bock bock, chicken lover, cluck, cooking, fire

It's Chicken (Bock Bock) Hat

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Mage Addict Hat
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Description: Are you a Mage addict?

Tags: mage, rpg, ttrpg, worldofdarkness

Mage Addict Hat

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I Bite NY Hat
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Description: Take a bite of the Big Apple.

Tags: dracula, fangs, halloween, horror, new york by night

I Bite NY Hat

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Bite Me Hat
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Description: Take a bite.

Tags: bite club, dork tales, dracula, dungeons and dragons, fantasy

Bite Me Hat

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DILF (Damn I Love Fireball) Hat
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Description: What can I say? It's hot.

Tags: d20, dice, dnd, dorktales, dungeon daddy

DILF (Damn I Love Fireball) Hat

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MILF (Man I Love Fireball) Hat
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Description: What can I say? It's hot.

Tags: d20, dice, dnd, dnd player, dungeon master

MILF (Man I Love Fireball) Hat

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Glorp Corp: The Taste of the Suffering Hat
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Description: Thank you for your suffering!

Tags: coke, dungeons and dragons, glorp, parody, pop

Glorp Corp: The Taste of the Suffering Hat

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Carmilla Costume Hat
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Description: Wear the best costume on the internet! Join the Carmilla Crew!

Tags: d20, dnd, dnd5e, dungeons and dragons, phandelver

Carmilla Costume Hat

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Osric Hat
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Description: Meet Osric, cleric of Tymora and professional GILF!

Tags: dnd, dungeons and dragons, ttrpg, vecna, vecna eve of ruin

Osric Hat

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Dork Tales Redesigned Hat
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Description: Take a look at our fancy new logo! Designed by Michael Ilott

Tags: d20, dice, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons, rpg

Dork Tales Redesigned Hat

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Dork Pride Hat
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Description: Show your pride with this Dork Tales Pride shirt! We're not even an evil corporation! ...yet.

Tags: d20, dork tales, dungeons and dragons, gay, lgbt

Dork Pride Hat

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Gaunt Hat
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Description: Meet Gaunt, the reborn hexblade warlock.

Tags: dd, dnd, dungeons and dragons, vecna, vecna eve of ruin

Gaunt Hat

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Rosie Hat
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Description: Meet Rosie Thistlebrook, rock gnome artillerist artificer!

Tags: dnd, dungeons and dragons, ttrpg, vecna, vecna eve of ruin

Rosie Hat

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Lir'wen Hat
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Description: Meet Lir'wen, the moon elf monk of the way of the astral self.

Tags: d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, vecna, vecna eve of ruin

Lir'wen Hat

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Imogen Hat
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Description: Meet Imogen, human champion fighter.

Tags: dnd, dungeons and dragons, ttrpg, vecna, vecna eve of ruin

Imogen Hat

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Mage the Victorian Age: Death on the Empress Express Hat
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Description: Ready for book 3 of our Mage the Ascension chronicle? We are!

Tags: actual play, dork tales, dorktales, rpg, ttrpg

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