Doug's Collection of Randomness

Description: A parody of classic “Safety First” signs for anyone who lives dangerously, works with chaotic coworkers, or just appreciates dark workplace humor. Bold hazard-placard styling makes the joke land instantly—perfect for the shop, the office, or the class clown in your life.

Description: Part of the Goth-tería collection — La Naranja Mala peels back the bright rind of power to reveal something far more rotten inside. A Día de los Muertos–inspired Lotería card with a splash of citrus, satire, and skeleton swagger. For fans of bold art, black humor, and beautifully bad fruit. 🍊💀

Description: Part of the Goth-tería collection — Term of the Dead reimagines a presidential term as a Día de los Muertos afterlife. A sugar-skull statesman in a suit and red floral tie stands between worlds — where promises go to rest and campaign ghosts linger on. Vintage Lotería aesthetic with bold Mexican folk-art colors and political afterlife humor.

Description: From the Goth-tería series — where post-punk meets Lotería. El Romántico Oscuro (#89) honors The Cure’s eternal mood: heartbreak, devotion, and the kind of melancholy that feels like home. 🖤

Description: A Lotería-style tribute to Morrissey, inspired by Oscar Wilde’s iconic quote: “Puedo resistir todo, excepto la tentación.” Part of the Postpunk Lotería series — a vintage-meets-gothic blend celebrating melancholic icons of music and literature.

Description: A bold warning-sign parody for the dangerously hopeful. Perfect for anyone who charges forward with blind enthusiasm, reckless confidence, and a smile.

Description: This mystical black cat isn’t just cute — it’s enlightened. Inspired by traditional Lotería cards with a goth-yoga twist, El Gato Zen floats in inner peace and outer darkness. Purr-fect for spooky souls who meditate.

Description: He sees all. He judges silently. This mystical black cat wears a gothic cross and the weight of a thousand past lives. Inspired by vintage Lotería with a modern, macabre twist.

Description: A gothic twist on the classic Lotería card. El Cuervo stands watch over the skull — mysterious, wise, and beautifully ominous. Perfect for lovers of dark symbolism and vintage Mexican design.

Description: Dark, dramatic, and just a little unhinged. This bold design features a gothic tarot-style femme fatale with major bat energy. For the witchy, the weird, and the wonderfully off-kilter.

Description: A moody twist on the classic Lotería card, “La Emo” speaks to your eyeliner, your heartache, and that one band you still cry to. For the beautifully dramatic souls who never grew out of 2006.

Description: The sacred ritual of every goth’s transformation, captured Lotería-style. “El Delineador” celebrates the power of eyeliner, darkness, and that one perfect wing. Inspired by Siouxsie, spooky babes, and sharp lines.

Description: The sacred ritual of every goth’s transformation, captured Lotería-style. “El Delineador” celebrates the power of eyeliner, darkness, and that one perfect wing. Inspired by Siouxsie, spooky babes, and sharp lines.

Description: A stylish collision of classic Mexican Lotería and postpunk nostalgia. “Desorden Nuevo” pays tribute to soundwaves, synths, and melancholic dance floors. Inspired by iconic album art and the rhythm of rebellion.

Description: A vampy twist on the classic Lotería card—La Gótica brings timeless Latinx nostalgia with a bite. Perfect for spooky souls and lovers of bold eyeliner, bats, and black lace.

Description: A chaotic twist on a classic Lotería card. La Borracha stumbles out of the night—one shoe, one bottle, and one very sharp attitude. For fans of culture, humor, and mild danger.

Description: A spooky twist on your favorite mantra. This skeletal yogi is here to remind you: breathe deep… and let that shit go. Perfect for goths, meditators, and the existentially exhausted.

Description: Parody design mashing up political poster style with spicy snack attitude. Features a stoic taco in bold red, blue, and beige tones — perfect for statement-making snack lovers and election-season humor.

Description: A clever ambigram design that reads “Think” right-side-up and upside-down—because fresh perspective never goes out of style. Inspired by vintage scripts and visual illusions, it’s a subtle shout-out to curious minds and creative souls.

Description: A dramatic tribute to the most dangerous hour of the day: nap time. Styled after the Apocalypse Now logo, this design is perfect for parents, toddlers, and survivors of the bedtime battlefield.

Description: For those raising little rockstars—this ABCD design hits harder than a juice box at snack time. A tribute to loud music and louder toddlers.

Description: The nostalgic scent of new beginnings and questionable choices. A parody of the classic car freshener—now in newborn ridiculousness. Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and crack smiles.

Description: The nostalgic scent of new beginnings and questionable choices. A parody of the classic car freshener—now in newborn ridiculousness. Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and crack smiles.

Description: Rewind your unresolved issues with this nostalgic nod to analog angst. Styled like a vintage VHS cover, this tee delivers emotional baggage the old-fashioned way—Helvetica Bold.

Description: A parody rating for anyone raised on passive-aggressive vibes and cable television. PG for inner monologues, sarcasm, and emotional buffering.

Description: Boldly ignore best practices with this caution-sign parody. Featuring a classic yellow hazard design and a falling figure, this shirt reminds everyone that sometimes vibes > logic. Ideal for risk-takers, creatives, and chronic overcommitters.

Description: Raised by static, emotionally soothed by Channel 3. This vintage-style tee pays tribute to every 80s/90s kid left alone with a glowing screen and zero supervision. Part of the Analog Emotions Series, powered by Zzznith™—turning channels into caretakers since 1983.

Description: A painfully nostalgic design for the analog kids who were raised by VHS tapes, static screens, and emotional neglect. Features a vintage-style layout inspired by classic VHS packaging. Perfect for lovers of dark humor, 80s/90s aesthetics, and ironic t-shirts.

Description: No one talks about Soap Club!

Description: Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect / black tee

Description: For the sassy, feisty, gloriously untameable girls who were born this way. Sassquatch: she's fluffy, she's fabulous, and she does not take requests.

Description: For everyone who treats safety guidelines as more of a suggestion. Bold hazard placard design for the dangerously unbothered.

Description: For everyone who treats safety guidelines as more of a suggestion. Bold hazard placard design for the dangerously unbothered.