Dr. VonFiend

The Crooked Little Smile T-shirt will keep you cool in the summer and warm in the winter while listening to the Crooked Little Smile album. These only get better with wear. Plus, they also make great wicks for Molotov cocktails—if it should come to that.

There's nothing quite like a night at the Pearl Street Lounge when Dr. VonFiend drops in a perform a set.

Pour me another beer, and get the next one ready. Here's one to the Pelican.

You're passing Gila Bend on Route 8 in AZ. It's so hot you could cook a pot roast on the manifold. You're leaking oil. You got your Two Buck Cigar shirt on. Dr. VonBones is on the stereo.

Get your DVF T-Shirt. Get it well worn.

Get your Two Buck Cigar album cued up, get your Two Buck Cigar shirt on your back, go on meandering odyssey, feel the omnipresent existential weight pressing in from all sides, and fully embrace American rootlessness

The meticulously handcrafted Dr. VonFiend logo can now be yours on an assortment of frippery and gewgaws

Now you can wear the world renowned and internationally recognized abbreviated Dr. VonFiend logo on all sorts of frippery.

Another immaculately designed Dr. VonFiend shirt to add to your collection of DVF frippery and gewgaws.