DramatisPersonae

Description: "I must stand on my own two feet, in my own awesome t-shirt, if I'm to get to know myself and the world outside. That's why I can't stay here with you any longer." This shirt is great for eating macaroons, discovering harsh truths about your past, and seizing your independence and waving by to all haters, Torvalds and f*ckbois.

Description: "Of course he has a t-shirt, he always has a t-shirt, we all have t-shirts! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!!!" Throw on this t-shirt, gather the whole family, and hope that you can get the wine and bloodstains out when the dust settles.

Description: "I am a t-shirt...wait, no, that's not right!"

Description: "Now, remember firmly what I am going to tell you: the t-shirt game, on account of its publicity and spectacular side, attracts many people who merely want to capitalize their beauty or make careers. These exploiters are the deadliest enemies of art."

Description: "There will come a time when everybody will know why, for what purpose, there is all this suffering, and there will be no more mysteries. But now we must live...we must wear t-shirts, t-shirts, t-shirts!"

Description: "All the world's a stage, and we are merely t-shirts"

Description: "Two t-shirts, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene..."

Description: "If t-shirts be the food of love, wear on! Give me excess of them, that surfeiting, my friends will know how cool I am."

Description: "Because it is my t-shirt! Because I cannot have another in my life! I have given you my soul, leave me my t-shirt!"

Description: “You should buy a t-shirt for that! I don’t see why you just don’t just buy a t-shirt! Be done with it once and for all. Pain is pain. Pure and simple. Suffering is a different matter. That’s entirely different. A t-shirt seems as good an answer as any.”