Bags
Description: A bold, white graphic on a black background featuring the text 'CHOOSE YOUR' arched across the top. Below it, crossed hammer and wrench. The middle section displays six power tools: a jigsaw, a planer, a sander, a router, a circular saw, and a drill. The bottom text reads 'WEAPON', also in bold white lettering.
Description: A detailed schematic of a complex mechanical assembly is presented in white line work against a black background. The text above reads "WHAT PART OF" and below reads "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND". The diagram features gears, levers, springs, and various interconnected components, rendered with precise technical linework.
Description: A monochrome composition featuring the word "MECHANIC" in bold white capital letters at the top. Below this, a graphic of two crossed wrenches with a star between them. Further down, a list of pricing categories including "MIN: MINIMUM PRICINGE", "150- HAURLY $OF", "240- WAILOIVELENT", "450- MED HOUR", "400- INEVLAVOLERS RAYE", "350- MELOIVOLENG", and "250- INTERFFENIICE RAYE".
Description: A black background with white text. The top two lines read 'We don\'t do mistakes, We make revisions.' in a script font. A white line separates this from the bottom line which reads 'WE ARE ENGINEERS!' in a bold, sans-serif font. Two gear graphics are present in the bottom right corner.
Description: A monochrome graphic featuring a skull wearing a hard hat, with two wrenches crossed behind it. The text reads "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MECHANIC BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPNT CALL ME DAD" in bold white lettering. The skull has an intense expression with hollow eyes and exposed teeth.
Description: A bold, two-line text-based composition on a black background. The top line features the large, white word "ENGINEER" with subtle gray shadowing. Below it, two smaller lines of white text read "I'M NOT ARGUING" and "I'M JUST EXPLAINING WHY I'M RIGHT."
Engineer I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right Text Bag
$19 $24
Description: A monochrome computer-generated depiction of a complex geometric structure composed of interconnected spheres and lines. The arrangement forms a three-dimensional lattice with cubic and faceted elements, creating an intricate, crystalline appearance against a black background. It represents an abstract scientific or mathematical concept.
Description: A black background displays gold text at the top reading "GLOSSARY OF ENGINEERING TERMS". Below, white text lists two humorous terms: "- PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE [WHACK IT WITH YOUR FIST]" and "- KINETIC DISASSEMBLY [IT BLEW UP]".
Glossary of Engineering Terms Percussive Maintenance Kinetic Disassembly Bag
$19 $24
Description: A graphic displaying three rounded square panels in a row. The first panel, outlined in green, contains a green peace symbol with a hand making a peace sign. The second panel, outlined in pink, shows a red heart. The third panel, outlined in blue, features two black gears. Below the panels, the text 'PEACE-LOVE-ENGINEERING' is displayed in green.
Description: A black and white graphic with orange accents, featuring the text 'I'M AN', 'Engineer', 'POINT ME TO THE PROBLEM', 'HAND ME A CUP OF COFFEE', and 'AND STAND BACK'. Below the text, a white line drawing of a hand with a pointing finger is present. The word 'Engineer' is larger and has an orange outline.
Engineer Point Me To The Problem Hand Me A Cup Of Coffee And Stand Back Text Bag
$19 $24
Description: A black square bordered by white lines contains white text and graphics arranged in a manner reminiscent of a periodic table entry. At the top, '116' is displayed, followed by 'The element'. Below this, large white letters 'Er.' are presented, with a small white circle to the right of the period. At the bottom, the text 'for engineers' completes the composition.
Description: A white robot holding a wrench stands against a black background. The robot has blue circular eyes and a yellow circular antenna. Above the robot, white text reads "I'M HERE BECAUSE." Below the robot, white text reads "YOU BROKE SOMETHING." The robot has a blocky torso with some mechanical details.
Description: A flat, cartoon-style graphic featuring a person in a hard hat and suit holding blueprints and a briefcase. Surrounded by construction elements like a crane, gears, wrenches, and caution barriers. The text 'ENGINEER' is displayed above and 'IN TRAINING' below the central figure.
Description: A black silhouette of a human head profile. The interior of the head is filled with white line drawings of gears, scientific formulas like 'A = 8/2', 'N=xB x+2', 'Xx=1x', and symbols such as atomic structures, DNA helix, beakers, and bar graphs. The outline of the head is clearly defined against the black background.
Description: A white text design on a black background. The top features icons with corresponding text: 'MATLTI-TASKING', 'LIKES BEER', 'REQUIRES COFFEE', and 'PROBLES SOLVING'. Below this, 'Mechanical' and 'EngineerR' are prominently displayed in large white block letters. A yellow warning box reads 'WARNING: Sarcasm inside' next to a recycling symbol. Additional text includes 'Contents may vary on color', 'R ORGANIC', '100% ORGANIC Adult Lenguage', 'CAUTION', and 'LONG HOURS POTEENTAL BINGE DRINING'.
Mechanical EngineerR Multi-Tasking Likies Beer Requires Coffee Problem Solving Bag
$19 $24
Description: A design featuring a red, anatomically detailed heart in the center, flanked by two silver engine pistons. Yellow electrocardiogram lines extend from the heart to the pistons. The text 'ORIGINAL BODY REBUILT' is at the top and 'ENGINE RUNS LIKE A CHARM' is at the bottom in distressed yellow lettering.
Description: A black background design featuring stylized golden wrenches crossed at the top with three stars above them. Large yellow text reads "MECHANIC HOURLY RATE". Below a golden line, white text lists pricing tiers: "$100 /HR STANDARD", "$150 /HR IF YOU WATCH", "$175 /HR IF YOU WATED", "$200 /HR". Further text reads "IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST" and "IF TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A monochrome graphic featuring the text "ENGINEER'S MOTTO IF IT ISN'T BROKEN TAKE IT APART AND FIX ANYWAY". At the center, a hand grips a wrench, with gears visible behind it. The overall style is bold and industrial.
ENGINEER'S MOTTO IF IT ISN'T BROKEN TAKE IT APART AND FIX ANYWAY Wrench and Gears Bag
$19 $24
Description: A monochrome representation of a detailed V8 engine. The text "I STILL PLAY WITH BLOCKS" is prominently displayed above the engine in white capital letters with a grey outline. The engine is depicted with intricate mechanical components, gears, and cylinders against a black background.
Description: A monochrome outline shows the intricate internal workings of a mechanical clock. The circular dial features numerous gears, springs, and levers in white against a black background. Hour markers are represented by white ticks, and Arabic numerals are present on some smaller sub-dials within the mechanism, such as '0'.