A determined woman in a blue blouse has her eyes wide open with a hint of blood in her tears as the environment around her seems to radiate hate and hostility behind her
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activism, activist, comic, freedom, social justice
Are you a teeny-tiny superhero or are you politely reminding everybody to relax and ease-up a little? Yes, yes, just chill bebbeh, it's not that serious
a bright mulitcolored blob with a very confused look on its face that belies that it does not know what it's doing. A cheeky gift for book loving introvert types that are great in classroom settings, but still learning in social situations.
Listen, just because you're being banned by the geneva convention as we speak, doesn't mean you can ignore how socially awkward it would be for you to ask "Can I cry now?" So let this blob do it for you.
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anti social, antisocial, crying, grumpy, introvert
It's been a long few minutes. I think you should be allowed to take a nap. Just because it's not socially acceptable to ask if you can lie down while in the process of being banned by the geneva convention, why not let fashionable Can I Lie Down Now? fashion make your unwise political statement?
For those times where the thought "What have I done?" becomes not just a daily occurrence, but really an hourly one. And sometimes, that's only because minutely isn't a word. Probably.
It's a blob. It's a miracle it can talk, much less express itself clearly. somewhat clearly. In any case, it is here to help you, or hurt you. It doesn't really matter due to the incompetence
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blob, cute, funny, green, happy st patricks day
It's their own fault for asking. Time for a 45 minute explanation of all the intricate details, nuance, and context that they can only get from a true fan. It's less your hobby, more like your life calling, for this week. In any case, it's fun.
You may have no idea what's going on, but that doesn't mean you're going to be quiet about it. Or your sibling. Actually, yeah, this is better as a gift to your annoying brother or sister. YOU're not the one that's wrong, they are.
Everybody told you to touch grass, touch grass, all the time. Well, now you did and you've never been happier. Time to make them pay with extroversion!
In this new world of artificial intelligence, the only way to thrive and survive is through Robo Rizz. Yeah, no, maybe that statement doesn't make any sense, do you want a fancy robot design or not?
Just because you have three legs doesn't mean you don't have an opinion. Nobody said it had to be a good opinion, or even sensible. or even an opinion. well, maybe the last part, you weren't listening because you were happy to have something to share. And isn't that what really matters? no, it does not.
why do you look so confident? Because you have no idea what you're doing. You don't even know if what you're doing is wrong, maybe it's right! No, it isn't.
when you're feeling good, things are going your way and you want to let everybody know that things are perfect, but without expending all that unnecessary energy. that's perf.
when you thought you got this, but no, you do not, in fact, got this. Also, you're a cephalopod operating some sort of theremin looking thing deep underwater, for some reason
Just like your parent's parent's grandparents used to say. Work hard and you can afford a place to cry in private. Some people say they never said that, but that's their problem.
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anti work, capitalism sucks, crying, demotivational, job
did you remember to graduate? and to eat dinner? and marry that nice lady? Should probably set an alarm or make a to do list. Or just use this blob buddy everywhere.
You've all been there, where you can't quite remember the name of the thing, or the reason why you did that thing, or went into that room. what's it called? No, this isn't that. It's a brain farting.
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clueless, confused, dad humor, dad joke, fart
a colorful shirt commemorating how your brain always agrees to do everything you want of it's own free will and not at all under pressure. Nope, own free will, all the way.
Maybe this is a gift for your best friend who is brilliant, awesome, fantastic, wonderful, smart, clever, and slimy. Wait, scratch that last one, although...
We know it's exhausting, but keep fighting against racism, hatred, exploitation, violence, corruption, injustice. You might be tired, but you'll keep going and that's why you're great. Keep fighting the good fight
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el gato, inspiration, activism, cats, motivational
In a topsy turvy world, you need topsy turvy balloons going every which way. The main thing is that they look nice, of course. Physics is secondary here.