Drunken Monkey Studios

Description: Feed me a turkey leg and tell me I'm pretty, the perfect shirt to wear to a renfaire when you don't really want to dress for the renfaire

Description: Sometimes you just have to join the resistance, and flip the bird to certain stormtrooper agents

Description: Another design for the crew of the Drunken Monkey

Description: The dare to dream generation

Description: Coat of Arms for the MAaGoS

Description: When you want to support due process

Description: When you want to support due process

Description: When you want to support due process

Description: When they come for one, they come for us all. Roll for initiative!

Description: A stylized distressed version of the Drunken Monkey's jolly roger flag design, for those who like their pirates bold and in 4k

Description: The Galaxy is Watching

Description: The Galaxy is Watching

Description: The Galaxy is Watching

Description: All Men Must Drink

Description: Ariq: If the day comes when you come of age and would drink with me, give that coin to any man from Braavos, and say these words to him—valar mōtuzis. Arya: Valar motuzis. Please don't go, Ariq. Ariq: Ariq is as dead as Arry, and I have pubs to visit. Valar mōtuzis, Arya Stark. Say it again. Arya: Valar mōtuzis. The words of The Drunken Monkey and her crew, and those who would associate themselves with them. All Men Must Drink. Valar Mōtuzis! (because parody is fun!)

Description: Because some folk need to be reminded that just because an acronym is used negatively doesn't make it less positive :)

Description: No more diplomatic missions on behalf of the Imperial Senate...it's time for an Alliance and a return to the glory of a Galactic Republic! Help us, you're our only hope!

Description: Can't decide who to vote for in the upcoming Imperial elections? Well, we've made it simple for you! Palpatine for Supreme Chancellor is the only vote that matters...or will be accepted. Choices are for Rebels. And you aren't a Rebel...are you...?

Description: It isn't the forgotten generation; it's the "don't wake the sleeping dragon" generation. The "no blood no foul" generation. The "walk it off" generation. The degenerates.

Description: The debut album from C.J.A., Straight Outta Narkina 5 is now best remembered as the pioneering record of prison planet rap, best known for the hit single "Kark the Stormtroopers!"

Description: For fans/passengers of Disney's Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser experience

Description: It isn't the forgotten generation; it's the "don't wake the sleeping dragon" generation. The "no blood no foul" generation. The "walk it off" generation.

Description: It isn't the forgotten generation; it's the "don't wake the sleeping dragon" generation. The "no blood no foul" generation. The "walk it off" generation.

Description: It isn't the forgotten generation; it's the "don't wake the sleeping dragon" generation. The "no blood no foul" generation. The "walk it off" generation.

Description: It isn't the forgotten generation; it's the "don't wake the sleeping dragon" generation. The "no blood no foul" generation. The "walk it off" generation.

Description: Doom is all, you are unworthy...but being the benevolent monarch he is, Doom will allow you to display his image.

Description: Doom is all, you are unworthy...but being the benevolent monarch he is, Doom will allow you to display his image.

Description: Doom is all, you are unworthy...but being the benevolent monarch he is, Doom will allow you to display his image.

Description: There is no University which could dare to educate Doom...but, in his benevolence, perhaps Doom may provide knowledge to his lessers! This mediocre t-shirt will let others know that your education, while not nearly on par with Doom...is still better than that of others.

Description: Long ago, in a galaxy far far away... They may not have baseball. But they have anti-grav ball. And if there's any sports dynasty likely to last into another galaxy...well, Chandrila Starcruisers would be a great name for an anti-grav league team, wouldn't it? With a hint of hyananeya stone in the logo?

Description: Long ago, in a galaxy far far away... They may not have baseball. But they have anti-grav ball. And if there's any sports dynasty likely to last into another galaxy...well, Chandrila Starcruisers would be a great name for an anti-grav league team, wouldn't it? With a hint of hyananeya stone in the logo?

Description: The Halcyon may be in dry dock, but the friendship of the Starcruiser passenger community is forever!

Description: Because while the Halcyon may be in dry dock, the friendship of the Starcruiser passenger community is forever! Cherish the moment, my friends!

Description: Because while the Halcyon may be in dry dock, the friendship of the Starcruiser passenger community is forever! Cherish the moment, my friends!

Description: There is no University which could dare to educate Doom...but, in his benevolence, perhaps Doom may provide knowledge to his lessers! This mediocre t-shirt will let others know that your education, while not nearly on par with Doom...is still better than that of others.

Description: A tribute to the Halcyon, Lady H, the Galactic Starcruiser