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Description: All I got

Description: All I got was this stupid t-shirt.

Description: They're going to eat her! Then they are going to eat me!

Description: This is the artwork for the two Horrifying Hot Sauce / Monolith Brewing collaborations, as inspired by Hellraiser 2 & 3

Description: Artwork for Horrifying Hot Sauce's Monolith:Yellow sauce, as inspired by Hellraiser II

Description: Label for Horrifying Hot Sauce's Monolith:Red sauce, as inspired by Hellraiser III

Description: That psycho killer Mike Myers is back from the dead and everything is groovy, baby!

Description: "There's Something Inhuman in the Woods" Logog shirt

Description: Love is love!

Description: Love is love!

Description: Love is love!

Description: Love is love!

Description: Love is love!

Description: Love is love!

Description: Love is love.

Description: Really want to be an ally? Protect trans kids!

Description: Really want to be an Ally? protect queer kids!

Description: Some light reading from Sutter Cane.

Description: Do YOU read Sutter Cane? I read Sutter Cane.

Description: Do YOU read... Sutter Cane? You really should.

Description: Jason found this fluffy unicorn and it's so gosh darn fluffy he just wants to literally DIE. But he can't. He can never die. Thanks, Mom!

Description: What if MC Escher and Philip LeMarchand got together?

Description: "Having a good laugh at my own psychological failings"

Description: "Having a good laugh at my own psychological failings"

Description: "Having a good laugh at my own psychological failings"

Description: It might look like a little pumpkin, but I promise it's gotta hurt ya!

Description: You know what time it is?

Description: That carolina reaper is a helluva pepper.

Description: That Carolina Reaper is a helluva pepper. But sometimes all you need is more scoville.

Description: I'm so proud of my boys. They never forget their momma.

Description: Psycho Goreman, the destroyer of worlds, does not care for the chonky bois. Or does he?

Description: Sho'nuff: Am I the meanest? Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff: Am I the prettiest? Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff: Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town? Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff: Well who am I? Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff: Who am I? Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff! Sho'nuff: I can't hear you... Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

Description: Big Edna. Big Edna. You sound like a broken record. Big Edna this, Big Edna that. Why are you so afraid of that pathetic tub of lard?

Description: You thought Jason would be different, as this time he was beautifully colored in teal and purple... but the end was just as red as it always is. For fans of Friday the 13th, the NES, and all that jazz.

Description: You down with OPP? Well you better be otherwise ED-209 is likely to shoot you 50+ times even after you have complied. Be down with OPP; don't get murdered by ED-209.

Description: Hey, I hope you folks like Cajun food, 'cause today we're making Elzar's down-home Neptune-style gumbo. Now, step one. You wanna boil some oysters in a pot of down-home Neptune-style gumbo. Of course, every now and then you'll wanna knock it up a notch with a blast from your spice weasel. ---Oh, yeah! Bam it again, Elzar! Knock it up another notch! Come on, you wimp! Work that weasel! Quit holding out on us.--- If you promise to stop interrupting, alright. Against my will, I'm gonna knock it up another notch.