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Funny Quote - Let me be perfectly clear. The only asshole I want in my life is the one I was born with.

Tags: losers, jerk, loser, douche, douche-bag

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Quote - “Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend.”

Tags: sayings-life, sayings, saying, quotes-for-life, quotes

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Funny - Safety First. Just Kidding, Coffee First. Safety's Like Third Or Forth.

Tags: humor, satire, funny-saying, funny-slogan, funny-quote

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Funny - Although my girlfriend is addicted to meth, she still is so beautiful... Those lips, Those eyes, That tooth.

Tags: humor, satire, love, drugs, funny-saying

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Funny - Maybe I Like My Dirty Mouth - You Orbit Gum Slut.

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Funny - How To Dress For Cold Weather

Tags: bed, give-up, funny-saying, funny-slogan, funny-quote

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Inspiration - I Love The Smell Of Possibility In The Morning.

Tags: quote, inspiration, motivation, motivational, inspirational

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Funny Retro - Jive Turkey

Tags: funny-slogan, funny-saying, funnytee, funny-quote, dance

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Funny - Laughed So Hard Tears Ran Down My Leg

Tags: pee, pee-pee, pee-pee-pants, funny, funnytee

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Funny - SQUATS - Because No One Writes Rap Songs About Little Butts

Tags: funny-saying, gym, funny-quote, funny-slogan, funny

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Funny - When I inevitably choke to death on Gummy Bears, I hope people will just say I was “Killed by Bears” and leave it at that.

Tags: satire, bears, bear, funny-saying, funny-slogan

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Funny - I Have Neither The Time Or Crayons To Explain This To You.

Tags: stupid, dumbass, dumb, funny-saying, funny-slogan

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Funny - I Just Covered The Cat Litter With 100 Packs Of Pop Rocks. Now We Wait.

Tags: animal, hate-cat, kitty, cats, funny-saying

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Funny - Tequila Shots. Because It's Mexico Somewhere.

Tags: satire, funny-saying, funny-slogan, funny-quote, funnytee

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Funny - The Only Time I Ever Reached My Fitbit Goal Was The Day I Got Lost In Ikea.

Tags: workout, funny, exercise, run, gym

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Funny - I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper.

Tags: stripper, harder, strippers, hard, funny-quote

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Funny - Don't Ever Let Anyone's Negativity, Hate, Ignorance Or Drama Stop You From Becoming The Asshole You Strive To Be.

Tags: humor, funny-slogans, lolfunny, funny-saying, funny-slogan

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Funny - I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It.

Tags: wrongedgeneration, wrongness, funnytee, funny-quote, right

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Funny - My Favorite Time Of Year Is... When The Bugs Start To Die.

Tags: holidays, event, favorites, holiday, funny

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Funny - Baby, back back back it up.

Tags: funny-saying, funnytee, funny, funny-slogan, funny-quote

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Wonder Woman

Tags: dc-comics, justice-league, wonderwoman, diana-prince, wonder

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Wonder Woman Comic - POWER

Tags: comicbooks, comic-books, comic, comics, wonder

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Just Bacon - Play on Just Do It.

Tags: bacon-quote, bacon-lovers, bacon-strips, bacon-lover, humourous

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There's nothing that bacon can't conquer.

Tags: funny-sayings, funny-slogan, funny-saying, funny-quote, funny-funny

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Funny - I Bee Leaf (Believe) In You!

Tags: leaf, bee, cute, lolfunny, funny-saying

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Funny saying about petting food.

Tags: humor, food, funny-saying, bacon-bacon, funny-quote

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Funny saying about petting food.

Tags: food-humor-food-bacon-bacon-funny-saying-funny-slogan-funny-quote-funny-funny-funny-bacon-meat-candy-bacon-makes-everything-better-bacon

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Mashup of breakfast in Skull and Crossbones

Tags: egg, funny-funny, funny, bacon-and-eggs-pattern, eggman

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Ode to the master - Tesla

Tags: invention, vintage, inventor, geek, scientist

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Boom funny saying

Tags: funny, funnytee, boom-boom, funny-slogan, funny-saying

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Funny - Okay... But First, Snacks!

Tags: snack-lord, snack-pack, snackfood, snacktime, funny-slogan

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Funny - Harvard Law - Just Kidding

Tags: lolfunny, funny-saying, funny-slogan, funny-quote, funnytee

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Funny - Telling A Woman To Calm Down Works About As Well As Bathing A Cat!

Tags: crazy, funny-saying, quotes, funny-quote, humor

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Star Wars Mashup - Eweey-Gooey Chewy & Han Mallow in a New Sandwich

Tags: chewy, food, foodie, funny, funnytee

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Star Wars Mashup - We Can Do It!

Tags: wars, star, star-wars, princess-leia, we-can-do-it-girl

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I Am A World Before I'm A Man.

Tags: geography, map, globe, world, planet

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