DubyaTee

Funny - Invasion of the Introverts - We're Here, We're Uncomfortable, And We Wanna Go Home!

Funny - INITECH - From Office Space.

Inspirational - Epictetus Quote.

Funny - I'm Not Old. I'm Aged To Perfection.

Funny - Make Tacos Not War

Funny - I thought I was killing my diet, but it turns out my sweatpants came untied.

Funny - Man Buns. You Don't Look Like Samurai's, You Look Like Soccer Moms.

Funny - Farts Don't Show Up In An MRI Do They? Asking For A Friend.

Funny - I Gotta See The Candy First, Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid.

Funny - IPA Lot When I Drink

Funny - Some see a glass half empty... Some half full... I see an opportunity for Vodka!

Funny - Sometimes You Just Have To Put On The Hat And Remind Them Who They're Messing With!

Funny - Sarcasm - I Sprinkle That Shit On Everything!

Funny - I Put The Sexy In Dyslexia

Funny - WFT? - I was just diagnosed with dyslexia!

I'm Not Self-Medicating With Chocolate. The Lady At The Shop Wrote Me A Prescription... Well, She Called It A Receipt. Whatever.

Funny - I'm A Dyslexic, Atheist, Insomniac... I Stay Up Nights Wondering If There Really Is A Dog.

Definition Of Stupid: Knowing The Truth, Seeing The Truth, But Believing The Lies.

Funny - If Life Gives You Melons You Might Be Dyslexic

Funny - Dyslexics Untie

Funny - Dyslexics Untie

Forrest Trump - My Daddy says, 14 Million buys a whole lotta grabs!

Funny - Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are

Science - Because You Can't Figure Out Shit By Praying.

Funny - I Heard What You Did For A Klodike Bar. Call Me.

Funny - My Brain Said "Crunches" But My Stomach Auto-Corrected It To "Cupcakes".

Funny - My Coat Of Arms Buckles In The Back

Funny - Introverts Unite - Separately

Funny - Introverts Unite - Separately

Funny - I See Dumb People.

Funny - I Wonder If Tacos Think About Me?

Funny - No, You're Wrong. So Just Sit There In Your Wrongness And Be Wrong.

Funny - I Need A Six Month Vacation... Twice A Year.

Funny - Ever Imagined Holding Someone's Head Under Water

Funny saying - I Hate Being Bipolar It's Awesome!

Funny - Reality Called... I Hung Up.