Show your support for everyone's favourite bipedal, machine-gun-toting raccoon's side business! Need a new leg? Can't afford those ridiculous costs at the local infirmary? Head to Knowhere and purchase yourself a recently-lifted limb from a reliable source! This is a parody and in no way supported or endorsed by Marvel Studios, Marvel, James Gunn or affiliated parties. Please support Guardians of the Galaxy and buy it for yourself on December 9th!
Tags: rocket-raccoon, guardians-of-the-galaxy, parody, comedy, funny
Be the hero of Pandora and the hero of Breakfast with the help of Handsome Jack, The Hyperion Corporation's glorious leader. Pretzel-flavoured with six unique marshmallows, modeled after those freakin' Vault Hunters, you can help Jack awaken The Warrior and save the world! Free DIAMOND PONY with every purchase!!* *Plus shipping & handling of $20,000,000.</br> </br> Handsome Jack, Borderlands, and other characters utilized are owned by Gearbox Software and Take-Two Interactive. This is a homage/parody.
Tags: axton, lilith, tiny-tina, salvador, zer0
Help Jack become the hero of Elpis and the hero of Breakfast with this limited edition Handsome Jacks cereal! Flavoured with ice and best served with lasers, help Jack and his Vault Hunters stop the Lost Legion and save the freakin' moon! Handsome Jack, Borderlands, and other characters utilized are owned by Gearbox Software and Take-Two Interactive. This is a homage/parody.
Tags: mad-moxxi, moxxi, helios, wilhelm, nisha