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Arrested in Wrigleyville Tapestry

Description: St. Pat's, St. Paddy's, ah... Saint Patrick's Day. Anyway, better go help your dumb, drunk friend. He's getting arrested in Wrigleyville.

Tags: alcohol, beer, chicago, chicago cubs, drinking
Fuck this BULLSHIT! Tapestry
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Description: Seriously?! AHHH! Fuck this bullshit!

Tags: dad, funny, humor, slogan, trucker
Guillotine in Neon Tapestry
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Description: What is happening now cannot be reformed. Claim your dissent.

Tags: acab, class war, eat the rich, elon, kleptocracy
Sinners Here Tapestry
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Description: Welcome sinner. Unburden yourself.

Tags: 666, baphomet, demon, devil, devil worship
Framed Overpass Graffiti Tapestry
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Description: Graffiti so good it belongs in a museum

Tags: against, cybertruck, maga, musk, oligarchy
Sweet Hot Dog Dreams Tapestry
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Description: Hotdog just dreaming of you

Tags: bbq, bun, cooking, cute, delicious
Downhill Dumpster Fire Tapestry
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Description: It's 2025 and the dumpster fire is rolling downhill now.

Tags: 2025, 420, bad, dumpster, fire
United States of Americrap Tapestry
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Description: Take a big whiff of the USA lately. Yeesh. What died in here? Democracy?

Tags: america, american, class war, dump, gross
Tax the Rich Tapestry
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Description: Tax the rich or eat them. Either way, the bill is overdue. Pay up.

Tags: acab, billionaires, class, fuck trump, luigi
Grilled Cheese Tapestry

Description: It's a warm, delicious grilled cheese sandwich

Tags: cheese, delicious, food, gooey, hand drawn
Little Dick Mobile Tapestry
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Description: Beep beep! Lookit baby dick over here cosplaying as a big manly man in his truck!

Tags: car, chevy, climate change, cosplay, flag day
Sell Your Tesla Tapestry
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Description: Sell your Tesla! Dissent!

Tags: antifa, antifascist, coup, elon, elon musk
Pot O' Gold Tapestry

Description: They're always after me pot o' gold, k

Tags: 420, green beer, irish, irish pride, kiss me im irish
We Makes Me Horny Tapestry
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Description: That kush wants tush

Tags: 420, heart, joint, love, marijuana
Valentine Crush Tapestry

Description: Just some stupid Valentine's Day candy. Doesn't mean anything.

Tags: antivalentine, break up, divorce, heart, love
Cupid's Deadly Arrow Tapestry
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Description: Unfurled from thy quiver. Cupid's volley has rendered me asunder. Alas!

Tags: cupid, gift, heart, heart arrow, kiss
This Pig Works For ICE Tapestry
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Description: This disgusting infected pig crawled out of a disgusting pile of trash to work for ICE

Tags: 1312, all cops are bastards, cop, fascist, fascist trump
Hate U Valentine Tapestry
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Description: Sweet at first but then spiteful valentine. Tell that not-so-special someone to get lost!

Tags: break up, candy, hate, kisses, love
Two Souls Tapestry
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Description: Two. Two.

Tags: ghosts, halloween, haunted, spooky, trick or treat
Vanish Tapestry
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Description: The haunt

Tags: death, ghosts, halloween, haunted, haunting
Nether Tapestry
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Description: Unknown path

Tags: halloween, haunting, specter, spooky, trick or treat
J.D. Vance is Maximum CF! Tapestry
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Description: The boy ain't right. Git off my sofa!

Tags: 2024 election, couch, couch tour, election, gross
Harris Walz 2024 Tapestry

Description: Madame President

Tags: 2024, 2024 election, democrat, harris walz, harris walz 2024
Count Blah Tapestry
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Description: Count Blah from Blahblahsivania to blah your blaaaaah!

Tags: dracula, fangs, halloween, monster, spooky
Chomping on Candy Corn Tapestry
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Description: Chomp chomp chompy chomping on yummy candy corn corny boys.

Tags: candy, gross, halloween, sweet tooth, sweets
Candy Corn is ok, I guess Tapestry
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Description: I guess some people think candy corn is ok

Tags: autumn, candy, corn, fall, gross
Vision Cat Tapestry
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Description: Kitty sees you

Tags: cats, clairvoyant, demon, kitten, kitty
Candy Corn is Gross! Tapestry
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Description: Yucky candy corn

Tags: candy, candy corn halloween, candy corn sucks, disgusting, gross
AI Art is THEFT! Tapestry
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Description: AI is trash dumped on stolen ideas, sold by morons, and bought by suckers.

Tags: ai art, ai sucks, artificial intelligence, hand drawn, no ai
Team Satan! GO! Tapestry
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Description: Rah rah! Satan!

Tags: demon, devil, devil worship, doom, evil
It's Not Easy Being DORK! Tapestry

Description: Hi-ho! Dork here!

Tags: dorky, dweeb, eye, frog, green
AI Art is Clearly THEFT Tapestry
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Description: AI art sucks!

Tags: ai, ai sucks, artificial intelligence, artist, chat gpt
Team Satan Forever Tapestry
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Description: The devil rules!

Tags: burning, demon, devil, evil, hell
Two Spooky Tapestry
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Description: Boo! Boo! Two ghosts!

Tags: boo, curse, cute, ghosts, halloween
Cursed Tapestry
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Description: Cursed to haunt this realm

Tags: apparition, curse, halloween, haunt, haunted
Haunting Tapestry
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Description: Ghosts just gotta haunt

Tags: boo, halloween, haunted, scary, spirit

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