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Arrested in Wrigleyville Tapestry

Description: St. Pat's, St. Paddy's, ah... Saint Patrick's Day. Anyway, better go help your dumb, drunk friend. He's getting arrested in Wrigleyville.

Tags: alcohol, beer, chicago, chicago cubs, drinking

Arrested in Wrigleyville Tapestry

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Fuck this BULLSHIT! Tapestry
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Description: Seriously?! AHHH! Fuck this bullshit!

Tags: dad, funny, humor, slogan, trucker

Fuck this BULLSHIT! Tapestry

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Guillotine in Neon Tapestry
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Description: What is happening now cannot be reformed. Claim your dissent.

Tags: acab, class war, eat the rich, elon, kleptocracy

Guillotine in Neon Tapestry

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Sinners Here Tapestry
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Description: Welcome sinner. Unburden yourself.

Tags: 666, baphomet, demon, devil, devil worship

Sinners Here Tapestry

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Framed Overpass Graffiti Tapestry
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Description: Graffiti so good it belongs in a museum

Tags: against, cybertruck, maga, musk, oligarchy

Framed Overpass Graffiti Tapestry

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Sweet Hot Dog Dreams Tapestry
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Description: Hotdog just dreaming of you

Tags: bbq, bun, cooking, cute, delicious

Sweet Hot Dog Dreams Tapestry

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Downhill Dumpster Fire Tapestry
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Description: It's 2025 and the dumpster fire is rolling downhill now.

Tags: 2025, 420, bad, dumpster, fire

Downhill Dumpster Fire Tapestry

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United States of Americrap Tapestry
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Description: Take a big whiff of the USA lately. Yeesh. What died in here? Democracy?

Tags: america, american, class war, dump, gross

United States of Americrap Tapestry

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Tax the Rich Tapestry
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Description: Tax the rich or eat them. Either way, the bill is overdue. Pay up.

Tags: acab, billionaires, class, fuck trump, luigi

Tax the Rich Tapestry

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Grilled Cheese Tapestry

Description: It's a warm, delicious grilled cheese sandwich

Tags: cheese, delicious, food, gooey, hand drawn

Grilled Cheese Tapestry

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Little Dick Mobile Tapestry
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Description: Beep beep! Lookit baby dick over here cosplaying as a big manly man in his truck!

Tags: car, chevy, climate change, cosplay, flag day

Little Dick Mobile Tapestry

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Sell Your Tesla Tapestry
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Description: Sell your Tesla! Dissent!

Tags: antifa, antifascist, coup, elon, elon musk

Sell Your Tesla Tapestry

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Pot O' Gold Tapestry

Description: They're always after me pot o' gold, k

Tags: 420, green beer, irish, irish pride, kiss me im irish

Pot O' Gold Tapestry

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We Makes Me Horny Tapestry
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Description: That kush wants tush

Tags: 420, heart, joint, love, marijuana

We Makes Me Horny Tapestry

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Valentine Crush Tapestry

Description: Just some stupid Valentine's Day candy. Doesn't mean anything.

Tags: antivalentine, break up, divorce, heart, love

Valentine Crush Tapestry

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Cupid's Deadly Arrow Tapestry
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Description: Unfurled from thy quiver. Cupid's volley has rendered me asunder. Alas!

Tags: cupid, gift, heart, heart arrow, kiss

Cupid's Deadly Arrow Tapestry

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This Pig Works For ICE Tapestry
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Description: This disgusting infected pig crawled out of a disgusting pile of trash to work for ICE

Tags: 1312, all cops are bastards, cop, fascist, fascist trump

This Pig Works For ICE Tapestry

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Hate U Valentine Tapestry
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Description: Sweet at first but then spiteful valentine. Tell that not-so-special someone to get lost!

Tags: break up, candy, hate, kisses, love

Hate U Valentine Tapestry

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Two Souls Tapestry
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Description: Two. Two.

Tags: ghosts, halloween, haunted, spooky, trick or treat

Two Souls Tapestry

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Vanish Tapestry
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Description: The haunt

Tags: death, ghosts, halloween, haunted, haunting

Vanish Tapestry

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Nether Tapestry
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Description: Unknown path

Tags: halloween, haunting, specter, spooky, trick or treat

Nether Tapestry

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J.D. Vance is Maximum CF! Tapestry
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Description: The boy ain't right. Git off my sofa!

Tags: 2024 election, couch, couch tour, election, gross

J.D. Vance is Maximum CF! Tapestry

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Harris Walz 2024 Tapestry

Description: Madame President

Tags: 2024, 2024 election, democrat, harris walz, harris walz 2024

Harris Walz 2024 Tapestry

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Count Blah Tapestry
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Description: Count Blah from Blahblahsivania to blah your blaaaaah!

Tags: dracula, fangs, halloween, monster, spooky

Count Blah Tapestry

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Chomping on Candy Corn Tapestry
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Description: Chomp chomp chompy chomping on yummy candy corn corny boys.

Tags: candy, gross, halloween, sweet tooth, sweets

Chomping on Candy Corn Tapestry

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Candy Corn is ok, I guess Tapestry
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Description: I guess some people think candy corn is ok

Tags: autumn, candy, corn, fall, gross

Candy Corn is ok, I guess Tapestry

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Vision Cat Tapestry
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Description: Kitty sees you

Tags: cats, clairvoyant, demon, kitten, kitty

Vision Cat Tapestry

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Candy Corn is Gross! Tapestry
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Description: Yucky candy corn

Tags: candy, candy corn halloween, candy corn sucks, disgusting, gross

Candy Corn is Gross! Tapestry

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AI Art is THEFT! Tapestry
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Description: AI is trash dumped on stolen ideas, sold by morons, and bought by suckers.

Tags: ai art, ai sucks, artificial intelligence, hand drawn, no ai

AI Art is THEFT! Tapestry

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Team Satan! GO! Tapestry
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Description: Rah rah! Satan!

Tags: demon, devil, devil worship, doom, evil

Team Satan! GO! Tapestry

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It's Not Easy Being DORK! Tapestry

Description: Hi-ho! Dork here!

Tags: dorky, dweeb, eye, frog, green

It's Not Easy Being DORK! Tapestry

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AI Art is Clearly THEFT Tapestry
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Description: AI art sucks!

Tags: ai, ai sucks, artificial intelligence, artist, chat gpt

AI Art is Clearly THEFT Tapestry

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Team Satan Forever Tapestry
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Description: The devil rules!

Tags: burning, demon, devil, evil, hell

Team Satan Forever Tapestry

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Two Spooky Tapestry
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Description: Boo! Boo! Two ghosts!

Tags: boo, curse, cute, ghosts, halloween

Two Spooky Tapestry

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Cursed Tapestry
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Description: Cursed to haunt this realm

Tags: apparition, curse, halloween, haunt, haunted

Cursed Tapestry

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Haunting Tapestry
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Description: Ghosts just gotta haunt

Tags: boo, halloween, haunted, scary, spirit

Haunting Tapestry

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