Durvin

Description: The raddest moves in whatever geological period we're in

Description: Bootleg of an old surf shop tee

Description: Remember beach tee shops with designs thrown together by bored graphic designers in 1996? Well here's your opportunity to get a fake one I made

Description: From a button design featured on one of those wacky Bloomer Girls from the Atchison Daily Globe, Kansas, August 29, 1896, found by yesterdaysprint.tumblr.com

Description: Bootleg of a mid-90s promotional tee for LA's "Bay to Breaker" run with a signature that's just slightly too small to read. Sorry

Description: Watch out for these guys! They'll mess you up

Description: Copied from an inexplicable demo text in the Daylark "Instant Button Book" from the 70s, no idea what it means

Description: As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Description: An unpleasant man that exists

Description: For real refreshment you know where to go!

Description: Design openly plagiarized from a background character in a certain famous tract about the evils of the Devil's teachings

Description: Based on a design seen in the background of a certain famous cautionary tract about the evils of the Devil's teachings

Description: That come-hither stare

Description: - W E - L 0 V E - T H E - M 0 0 N - - B E C ∆ U S E - I T - I S - C L 0 S E - T O - U S -

Description: - L E + - M E - S 1 N G - A M 0 N G - + H E - S + A R S -

Description: Hey everybody, check out my - L U N ∆ R - ∆ E S T H E T 1 C -

Description: I found these on a Chinese novelty wholesaler's site, and I have no idea where you can actually buy them, so don't bother asking

Description: Crystal vampires love cool colors, right?

Description: [pretentious quote about vampires]

Description: It's made of pure laser

Description: It'll probably align your chakras or something, idk, I just thought it looks cool

Description: Ancient arthropods stand in judgment

Description: Double-Claws, Gloveless Fingers, a Fashion Cube, a Ring of Biting, and a Mask of Smooching? Somebody's got good luck at the Fantasy Gashapon

Description: It's with great pleasure I introduce this design! Give heed to seducing spirits and doctrines of devils with the symbol of the Great Church of World Brotherhood.

Description: A celebration of the bored but hardworking Pixie that lives in every wristwatch

Description: Oh dang, it's a bad graphics skull in the spookiest of all color schemes, purple, black, and orange! Those are the Halloween colors! [shiver]

Description: Oh dang, it's a bad graphics skull in chill vibe colors that I think but am not sure qualify as the vaporwave palette, how cool for the youths

Description: Oh dang, it's a bad graphics skull in aesthetic gradient colors

Description: Oh dang, a bad graphics skull, that's spooky as frick! In a tasteful bone-ish beige that will even show up on white.

Description: Not a shapeshifter at all! So normal, nothing to worry about. Hurray for Earth!

Description: Impress all your nerd hipster friends with this obscure pop culture reference that only the coolest will know

Description: Everyone loves a good Orb, right?

Description: You know the one, it's so popular! #LOL

Description: Celebrating the first post from Random Item Drop to get big: a pair of crocheted thigh-shorts in yellow and brown, +3 on bluff checks because nobody wants to talk to you for long.

Description: In honor of a running gag, a variety pack of the six most popular flavors of the famous energy potion, the Dew of the Mountain.

Description: The classic energy potion quaffed by our extreme ancestors in the days of yore, skateboarding up the side of log cabins and thumbing their noses at the local constabulary.