Sometimes we have to make time for the things that matter. Poop emoji has had enough and can no longer stand by as the ignorant masses are unreceptive to his peaceful protests.
Well done, brave warrior. In these confusing times in the land of Pandemikingdom, you have stumbled upon a most rare and intriguing item... THE FABLED TOILET ROLL. Combine your stockpiled Toilet Roll with the two remaining fabled items, PARACETAMOL and ANTISEPTIC HAND SANITISER to max out your CORRUPTION STAT and achieve complete and utter ASSBAGGERY.
Whether you like to kick ass and chew bubblegum or kick bubblegum and chew ass, this is for you.
Based on the shirt worn in this comic:
https://www.eatmypaint.co.uk/comic/73-bubblegum-1/
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kick ass and chew bubblegum joke, webcomic, comic, ironic, gym